FUN TIME:::: 1 MAY 2014 :::

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Posted: 11 years ago
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hello all 😃


just a fun post to increase forum activity..forum is thanda thandaa



Fees maafi ke liye Application:

To
The Principal
High school
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi,
500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya...

Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla,
ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia...
Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..
Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi...

Aapka pyara
Vidyarthi..
Chappal Chor Das 😆




Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?

Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi😲😆



Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane...



Patni: "Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?"
pati: "Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai
."😭



Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.😡


Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.



[after marriage]
Santa-oye, bhabi ka kya nam hai?


banta-google kaur!

santa-aisa kyu?

banta-sawal ek pucho jawab 10 milta hai.😆



Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai.
Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?



Santa : People consider me as a "GOD".

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,"Oh GOD ! U have came again".


Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear!

Girl: Would you die for me ?

Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!😲



SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.

Tyre

1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.


Baap ne poocha : Beta Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Beta : Chand Jaisi.

bride

Baap : Itni Khubsurat?

Beta : Nahi papa, aisi jo raat ko aaye aur subah hote hi chali jaye.😲😆



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Cookermaichane thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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😆

THANKUU 😃
rayafan17 thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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MRF tire gift was too good
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nr..hilarious.. mazza aa gaya.. thankoo..🤗
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: rrdsu

🤣

Nr..hilarious.. mazza aa gaya.. thankoo..🤗



tumkoo post miil gayaa naa meree mehnaat safaal ho gayeee 😆

thankuuu 🤗

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: nidhirohan




tumkoo post miil gayaa naa meree mehnaat safaal ho gayeee😆

thankuuu🤗




Priceless you both are 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: deepa17




Priceless you both are 😆


deepa how is teacherji and where is she
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: nidhirohan



tumkoo post miil gayaa naa meree mehnaat safaal ho gayeee 😆

thankuuu 🤗

😆
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Teacherji is very busy for a new project she said will be here in the weekend
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Banta: Tum ladki dekh aaye?
Santa: Ha, rang se kali hai aur kaan se kam sunti hai.
Banta: zara, English mein kaho.
Santa: "Blackberry" 😆😆

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