Hello peeps 😃 I am again here with my Laughter Therapy 😉
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!" 😆😆
She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!" 😕😆
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?🤪😆
A mother invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear mommy say," the woman answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?" 😆😆
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking! 🤣
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there! 😉
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." 😛😆
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables! 😆
George replied: I can't. Besides, I never said it was. 😛
A: Because his class was so bright! 😆
Anupamaa
