Thoda haste hai part -4 - Page 2

Santa: What's the name of our PM?
Pappu: We don't have a PM in our country.

Santa: Shut up! Tell me the name of our PM?
Pappu: Okay dad, first you tell me the model no. of our typewriter?

Santa: We don't have a typewriter.
Pappu: We have one in the store-room.

Santa: Oh... that one. We do have but that's not of any use why should I remember it's model no?
Pappu: My point exactly.

Santa went to an auction and bid for a parrot. Santa bid 1000 rupees, but someone else bid 2000.

Santa bid 2500 rupees, but someone else bid 3000 Rupees.

Santa bid 3500 rupees, but someone else bid 4000 Rupees.

Santa was determined to buy the bird and put in a final bid of 4500 Rupees. This time there were no other bids and the parrot was sold to Santa.

"That's a lot of money I've paid for this bird," said Santa to the auctioneer. "I hope he can talk."

"Of course he can," replied the auctioneer. "Who do you think was bidding against you?"

Originally posted by: bawaswift

Santa: I'm in a big trouble!

Banta: Why is that?

Santa: I saw a mouse in my house!

Banta: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

Santa: I don't have one.

Banta: Well then, buy one.

Santa: Can't afford one.

Banta: I can give you mine if you want.

Santa: That sounds good.

Banta: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.

Santa: I don't have any cheese.

Banta: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

Santa: I don't have oil.

Banta: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

Santa I don't have bread.

Banta: Then what the hell is that mouse doing at your house???

Originally posted by: bawaswift

Bihar school teacher's killer English:

1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin!

2. Both of you three, stand together separately!

3. Will you hang that calendar or I'll "HANG MYSELF!"

4. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father!

5. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am in the class...?

6. I have 2 daughters, both are girls.

7. Stand in the middle of the corner!

Originally posted by: bawaswift

Santa: Whom you like more mama or papa?

Pappu: Both...

Santa: No tell me one..??

Pappu: Both.

Santa: If I go to America & your mother goes to Paris where will you go??

Pappu: Paris.

Santa: It means you like your mother??

Pappu: No, because Paris is beautiful than America...

Santa: If I go to Paris & your mother goes to America so where will you go??

Pappu: America!

Santa: Why?

Pappu: Paris toh ghoom aaye na papa.

smart cookie..😉😆

Originally posted by: bawaswift

Santa went to an auction and bid for a parrot. Santa bid 1000 rupees, but someone else bid 2000.

Santa bid 2500 rupees, but someone else bid 3000 Rupees.

Santa bid 3500 rupees, but someone else bid 4000 Rupees.

Santa was determined to buy the bird and put in a final bid of 4500 Rupees. This time there were no other bids and the parrot was sold to Santa.

"That's a lot of money I've paid for this bird," said Santa to the auctioneer. "I hope he can talk."

"Of course he can," replied the auctioneer. "Who do you think was bidding against you?"

Thanks Bro for add ons.. loved them.. specially English teacher from Bihar one..

Originally posted by: rrdsu

Thanks Bro for add ons.. loved them.. specially English teacher from Bihar one..

Originally posted by: bawaswift

Santa went to an auction and bid for a parrot. Santa bid 1000 rupees, but someone else bid 2000.

Santa bid 2500 rupees, but someone else bid 3000 Rupees.

Santa bid 3500 rupees, but someone else bid 4000 Rupees.

Santa was determined to buy the bird and put in a final bid of 4500 Rupees. This time there were no other bids and the parrot was sold to Santa.

"That's a lot of money I've paid for this bird," said Santa to the auctioneer. "I hope he can talk."

"Of course he can," replied the auctioneer. "Who do you think was bidding against you?"

Epically hilarious ... 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: bawaswift

Bihar school teacher's killer English:

1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin!

2. Both of you three, stand together separately!

3. Will you hang that calendar or I'll "HANG MYSELF!"

4. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father!

5. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am in the class...?

6. I have 2 daughters, both are girls.

7. Stand in the middle of the corner!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kya English teacher dhoondh ke laye hai aap Bro... So hilarious - especially 3,4 and 5 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣