Thoda Haste hai :D Part 2

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: bawaswift
Husband: I love you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.

Husband: I will die for you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.

Husband: I can't live without you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.

Husband: I can do anything for you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.

Husband: I will give you diamond ring.
Wife: Really???
Husband: Babaji ka thullu...

😆 good one..

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: bawaswift
Classic examples for students of different age groups:

1st to 3rd class: Hey! I studied everything for exam.

4th to 6th class: Hey! That question was very hard so I leave only that question.

7th to 10th class: Hey! Read only important questions.

11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough to get pass.

12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar?

And in college: Abey kaminon, bata toh dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya.

oh..what a progress..😆

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: bawaswift
Ek teacher kaha ki 'AGAR MAI BILL GATES HOTA' par essay likho. Saare students likhne lag gaye. Teacher ne dekha ki sab likh rahe hain but apna Pappu sirf smile kar raha tha, yahan vahan dekh rajah tha lekin likh nahin raha tha.

Teacher: Pappu, tum kyu nai likh rahey?

Pappu: Madam ji, main apni seceretry ka intzaar kar raha hun.

This is attitude...

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Posted: 11 years ago

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I have not had chance to see this

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: deepa17
I have not had chance to see this

me too .. trying to go thru ..now..

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Ok Heena I am going now.. Was peeping in for deepali only see u in the eve

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Posted: 11 years ago

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My neighbor's wife texted me, 'I am new on whatsapp.. Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?'

I replied: 'I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later !'

She replied: 'No problem. I'll ask u later.. Love you too..

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Originally posted by: deepa17
My neighbor's wife texted me, 'I am new on whatsapp.. Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?'

I replied: 'I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later !'

She replied: 'No problem. I'll ask u later.. Love you too..

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: bawaswift
The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.

Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do you want for Christmas?"

"Something for my mother, please." said the young lady.

"Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you,'' smiled Santa. "What do you want me to bring her? "

Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law!"

😆 nice ..wish..

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Posted: 11 years ago

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That was sent to me just now by suvi on what's app

I just copied it here

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