Thoda Haste hai :D Part 2

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Hello peeps.. i am again here , with second laughter therapy..😉

ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi.
tabhi dulhan fairon ke waqt uske paas aaker baithi,
toh woh bola:
thoda paas ho ke betho,
ek sawari aur baith sakti hai...!!! 😆

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how to kill a girl.???

give her a beautiful dress.
give her some nice jewelery.
give her some costly cosmetics.

then lock her in a room without a mirror...
tadap tadap ker mar jayegi... 😆

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GRAMMAR TEACHER IN CLASS

teacher asks a question:
'pappu ladkiyon se baat nahi karta hai'
batao iss sentence mein pappu kya hai?

student:
pappu ullu ka pattha hai..!! 😆

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari:

Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fassey huye hain. 😡

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teacher:
bina ruke batao-
bharat ke rashtrapati kon hai?
kutubminar kahan hai?
shatabdi ki raftaar?
murgi kya deti hai?

student:
pratibha dilli mein 140 km per hour ki raftaar se ande deti hai...!!! 🤣

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Girlfriend: R U sure you love me only?? and no one else?

HosiyaarSingh : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. 😆

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Judge: John not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Hoshyaar, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

H.S: Because John still had the axe in his hand..... 😈 😆

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1 Makkhi ganjay key sir per jaa bethi , Dusri Makhi ne kaha kiya Ghar mila hai tumhain !!!

Pheli Makkhi boli, Nahee...,Abhi tou Sirf Plot kharida hai... 🤣

Hope it made u laugh..😛

More Add on pls..😃

Edited by rrdsu - 11 years ago

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parmarA

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Posted: 11 years ago

#2

Me first

Super funny jokes Heena.Teacher and Girl wala perfect.

Rashtrapati wala best 😆

Last one is hillarious😆

Bechara bhikari ke paise?😆

Majaa aa gaya heena

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Suvika.

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Me second

this one was the best Heena..🤣

teacher:
bina ruke batao-
bharat ke rashtrapati kon hai?
kutubminar kahan hai?
shatabdi ki raftaar?
murgi kya deti hai?

student:
pratibha dilli mein 140 km per hour ki raftaar se ande deti hai...!!!

Edited by Suvika. - 11 years ago

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Bhavit Kapoor

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Heena, maza aa gaya... Thread 2 🥳

GRAMMAR TEACHER IN CLASS

teacher asks a question:
'pappu ladkiyon se baat nahi karta hai'
batao iss sentence mein pappu kya hai?

student:
pappu ullu ka pattha hai..!! 😆

🤣

Edited by bawaswift - 11 years ago

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Bhavit Kapoor

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Husband: I love you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.

Husband: I will die for you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.

Husband: I can't live without you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.

Husband: I can do anything for you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.

Husband: I will give you diamond ring.
Wife: Really???
Husband: Babaji ka thullu...

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Bhavit Kapoor

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Classic examples for students of different age groups:

1st to 3rd class: Hey! I studied everything for exam.

4th to 6th class: Hey! That question was very hard so I leave only that question.

7th to 10th class: Hey! Read only important questions.

11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough to get pass.

12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar?

And in college: Abey kaminon, bata toh dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya.

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Bhavit Kapoor

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Ek teacher kaha ki 'AGAR MAI BILL GATES HOTA' par essay likho. Saare students likhne lag gaye. Teacher ne dekha ki sab likh rahe hain but apna Pappu sirf smile kar raha tha, yahan vahan dekh rajah tha lekin likh nahin raha tha.

Teacher: Pappu, tum kyu nai likh rahey?

Pappu: Madam ji, main apni seceretry ka intzaar kar raha hun.

This is attitude...

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-rhythm-

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Thanks Suvika., Alkaben and Bro..

Very funny add ons..alkaben and bro..i will join u guys later...😃

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Bhavit Kapoor

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Posted: 11 years ago

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The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.

Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do you want for Christmas?"

"Something for my mother, please." said the young lady.

"Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you,'' smiled Santa. "What do you want me to bring her? "

Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law!"

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mudraswathi

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Posted: 11 years ago

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So mean...

how to kill a girl.???

give her a beautiful dress.
give her some nice jewelery.
give her some costly cosmetics.

then lock her in a room without a mirror...
tadap tadap ker mar jayegi... 😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣vv

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