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Hi,
Just think... how nice it would be... if God gives us whatever we want...
YIPPPEEE...
Waise, we had seen...Nidhi asking God to fail her in the exam... even bribed him too... that she would read Chalisa... Alas!!! Bhagwanji bhi na... Kabhi hamare bhasha samajhe na...
But what if, Bhagwanji is in a giving mood...
I am ready with my list... a very short one only... please...please... God!!! zara mera suniye toh... Please...
Ok Ji... I have put forward mine... just have a peep into that whenever you have time... Agar, Bhagwan ji gives me even a single one... mera life ban jaata hai...
1. God!!! I have earned enough 'punya' that is sufficient for my next birth too by doing Ram Bhajan while sitting in the traffic everyday... Please send me a 'Nimbus 2013' wali broom stick... to commute.
and, please make it a multi-tasking one... after a long day at the office, cleaning the house is a tedious work..
. let the broom automatically attract all those bread crumbs children throw ...
aur haan... ji... the broom stick should have cat repellant sensor... our neighbor's cat has thought our garden is her "___" place...
Please... let the broom stick chase this pest...
2. God!!! all my neighbors are positively violent about my violin... they are unable to recognise a budding Beethoven /Mozart..... I know that it is an impossible task for you to tackle that many people at once... Please arrange for 'auto switch on' swear-word jammers around me...
aur saath mein inko dher saara sahan shakti bhi deejiye...
3. Bhagwan!!! my boss never recognizes my hard work.... Please do some magic that, always my deadline pushes to 2 more days...
Aur, mujhe bada nahi chahiye... bas, ek chota mota Noble prize bhi deejiye... aapke naam leke jee lungi...
Bhagwan!!... I am a Gemini... and this is my birth month... Please ..please ek wish birth day gift mein chahiye...
Friends!!! God only knows when he will have time to listen to us... better be ready and start making a wish list and share...
Just think... how nice it would be... if God gives us whatever we want...
YIPPPEEE...Waise, we had seen...Nidhi asking God to fail her in the exam... even bribed him too... that she would read Chalisa... Alas!!! Bhagwanji bhi na... Kabhi hamare bhasha samajhe na...
But what if, Bhagwanji is in a giving mood...
I am ready with my list... a very short one only... please...please... God!!! zara mera suniye toh... Please...Ok Ji... I have put forward mine... just have a peep into that whenever you have time... Agar, Bhagwan ji gives me even a single one... mera life ban jaata hai...
1. God!!! I have earned enough 'punya' that is sufficient for my next birth too by doing Ram Bhajan while sitting in the traffic everyday... Please send me a 'Nimbus 2013' wali broom stick... to commute.
and, please make it a multi-tasking one... after a long day at the office, cleaning the house is a tedious work..
. let the broom automatically attract all those bread crumbs children throw ...aur haan... ji... the broom stick should have cat repellant sensor... our neighbor's cat has thought our garden is her "___" place...
Please... let the broom stick chase this pest...
2. God!!! all my neighbors are positively violent about my violin... they are unable to recognise a budding Beethoven /Mozart..... I know that it is an impossible task for you to tackle that many people at once... Please arrange for 'auto switch on' swear-word jammers around me...
aur saath mein inko dher saara sahan shakti bhi deejiye...
3. Bhagwan!!! my boss never recognizes my hard work.... Please do some magic that, always my deadline pushes to 2 more days...
Aur, mujhe bada nahi chahiye... bas, ek chota mota Noble prize bhi deejiye... aapke naam leke jee lungi...
Bhagwan!!... I am a Gemini... and this is my birth month... Please ..please ek wish birth day gift mein chahiye...
Friends!!! God only knows when he will have time to listen to us... better be ready and start making a wish list and share...
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