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Back with another one! Roza's reply to my earlier posthttps://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kuch-toh-log-kehenge/3481900/a-tip-top-q-from-dr-bw prompted a flurry of thoughts
so bear with me.
so bear with me.If you like it, credit goes to me, if you don't blame Roza for planting this idea ( Just joking Roza)
Characters
Belle 1 : Dadi Bua
Belle 2 : Aradhna
Baldie - Bade Baba
Scene at MM.
BB is sipping and reading (what else does he do anyway). Aradhna is standing with a in front of BB.
A: Mathur, shall I?
BB: Not looking up from his says: Kyun Nahi? This time make it a little more kadak.
A is about to say something when a bellow"Mathur saab" is heard.
BB the cup in fear.
DB: Yeh kya ho raha hain yahan?
BB: Arre Sambdhanji aap? did you come?
Looks at A and says :You are going to the again? Please take my clothes too.
DB: Mathur how could you do this? After all I have done for you?
Didn't I come and look after you when you 
BB: Yes! But...
DB: Now you have 'fallen'again?
BB: Nahi! I only had a simple brain surgery. 
A who is losing her patience says: Mathur yeh oldie kaun hai?
DB: Kya Oldie
have you seen your face in the
have you seen your face in the A: Why should I, Mathur this face.
DB: He's lost his eyesightor what during brain surgery.
BB: unable to get a word in the middle.
A: What is wrong with me? I have two beautiful children to give Mathur.
DB: Beautiful? Can't make out who is the son and who is the daughter. 
A: What is so special about you?
DB: I have given him 2 in 1. In these times of cutting
he's got a bahu&natin in one.
Take one Get one free.
BB: unable to get a word in the middle.
A: But I knew him before you. We are college buddies.
DB: So! we are close relatives and we can become closer. 
A: That is very
BB: unable to get a word in the middle.
A&DB together: Ok Let's have a contest
and may the best woman win.
and may the best woman win. BB: unable to get a word in the middle.
To be continued: The Battle of the Belles
Cricket
Ganesh Kartikeya
Shiv Shakti
