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waise to aahna ji ko aaye thode hi deen hue hai,lekin hume unke iradoke bareme sab pata chal gaya hai.aur maine sat-sun uski kundali banani chahi,to sab graho ne shikayat ki,aap to week end chhuti maarte ho,do deen to hume jeene do,jeene do. aur jaise hi humne unke baareme likhna shuru kiyua,woh aajubaju aa kar khade ho gaye,chalo toh fir main aapke bareme kuchh batata hoo,bachpan me aapke parents ne aapko sona-chandi chyavanprash nahi khilaya aur bourvita bhi nahi pilaya,isiliye aapme thodi kami reh gai,aur pehele hi din ashu babau ke chakkar me pad gai.aap ke grah bahoot bhari hai,darling.shani aur mangal aapki taank me baithe hai,isiliye idhar udhar dhyan lagane ki bajaye padhai me lagao,aur jise aapne guru maiya banaya hai,wohi guru nahi gurughantaal hai.jane do...ab do chuho ke chakkar me bili ka yehi hoga.aapke som aur shukra[kuchh din]achhe jaye lekin,jis din budh aur ravi[ashni]mil gaye[patch up] woh gurumaiya aise gayab ho jaayegi jaise gadhe ke sir se sing gayab hote hai.aur agar bhool se sade saati[DB] tumhare iradeoke baare me jaan gai,toh fir toh tumhe chhupneki bhi jagah nahi milegi,bataye deti hoo,haa! Ab pur braman karneke baad tumhe salah deti hoo,apne guru se dur rehena,dono[ashni].tumhe kisine bataya nahi ki Gaay[cow]ke aagadi,aur gadhe[donkey]ke peechwadi kabhi khada nahi rehena chahiye... Tumhare liye gana gana chhahti hoo,'Rafta,rafta dekho aankh jisse ladi hai,nain jisse lade hai woh tere baapse bhi bade hai...waise tumhe unki safedi ki chamkaar[safed baal]deekhi nahi??????????
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