A new disclaimer from KTLK...

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Posted: 13 years ago
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You know the disclaimer that runs at the bottom of the screen in every episode...This is a work of fiction and all characters and incidents are fictional and any resemblance to any one living or dead is unintentional".

Well, here is what the new disclaimer should actually read like...

This is a work of fiction and all characters and incidents are fictional and any resembalnce to any one living or dead is unintentional. Common sense is also fictional on this show.
Persons with an IQ above 2 are strongly urged not to view the show.
For watching the show, we strongly recommend that you are either in a drug induced stupor, been hit in the head recently, unable to move because of numbness or just plain dumb.

We strongly recommend the use of bike helmets by viewers as they will be needed in the event of viewers wanting to bang their heads on the walls out of frustration. We recommend that you watch this in a room with padded walls to reduce the impact of the head injuries.

We also do not recommend children nearby due to swear words that may be emitted by viewers.

Please be aware of flying objects that will be hurled at the TV as the show is going on. We recommend that you have a lifelong warranty on the TV's or better still put a metal cage around the TV's.

The use of common sense is strictly prohibited and persons having anger management issues are refrained from watching this show.

Please do not expect rules that apply to day to day professions to be applied here as we are sponsored mainly by the noodle industry and the association of lunatics. We are hence strongly inclined to support use of noodles and advocate lunacy.

We strongly believe only in TRP's and cock a snoot at the elitist notions of logic.



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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣 Fabulous... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


that was one ACIDIC reply to our Mardology expert filled Show 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
#3
too good... Very apt for the current situation👏
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Posted: 13 years ago
#4
👍🏼...Apt post...so true...
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣

Perfect! You should be the lawyer in the show instead of Sanjivini 😉
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Posted: 13 years ago
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@ pravku :🤣🤣🤣 …… splendid…..what an accurate disclaimer 👏👏👏👏

Well I need to thank all the CV's, writers and directors of this show as I'm no more addicted to the show.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is perfect. They really need to put this disclaimer. I do not even know why did I even bother to watch the episode today. I just fast forwarded the entire show. It was stupid and seriously I think they have no idea what to do next. It is definitely time to say goodbye to KTLK. A pathetic attempt at a classic show of the 80s.
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Posted: 13 years ago
#8
@pravku Bravo, Bravo Bravo!! 👏
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Very good and absolutely bang on description...🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
#10
Outstanding disclaimer. ...u very wellquoted viewers urge rock u must write n write. ...
thanks

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