Originally posted by: .annihilation.
Ishwari about Bjioy to the audience :
Apun bola Soha meri poti
Bhai saab bola phekti saali
Apun jabhi jhoot bolti hai
Ay usko jhoot hi kai ko lagta hai re?
Audience :Yeh Bjioy dimag hoinga
Hoton pe sach dil mein doubt hoinga
Yeh uska dimag hoinga
Hoton pe sach dil mein doubt hoinga
Aaj nahi toh kal bolega
Ay tu yahan se satakti kai ko nai hai re?
Ishwari:
Apun boli soha meri sooth
Woh Bijoy bola chal phutt
Apun jabhi bakwaas karti hai
Ay usko usko gussa kaiko aata hai re?
GKB to Ishwari :
Ek kaam kar Soha ko bula, Besan nahi toh moong dal ka halwa khila
Sandooq kinare le jake re, bol de khulam khulla
Ishwari to GKB in reply :
Are maine Soha ko bulaya, halwa puri khilaya
Phir dekh ke mauka, maara chauka
Dil ki baat batayi re
GKB : Ay kya bataya re?
Ishwari : Apun boli tu MERI poti
Woh boli hateli hai budhiya
Apun jab bhi jhooti bolti hai
Ay yeh Bose pariwaar ko jhooot hi kai ko lagta hai re?
Audience :
Yeh Unka style hoinga
Hoton pe izzat bheje mein plan hoinga
Yeh unka style hoinga
Hoton pe izzat bheje mein plan hoinga
Aaj nahi toh kal bolenge
Ay saare dixits ko hawalat me daalo re
Sau serial dekhe humne, tera serial hatke hai
Sab kuch clear hoke bhi, bheje ghutno mein atke hai
Dev to audience :
Apun bola Soha MERI beti
Ghar se bhagake le jana chaha na samjhi meri baat ko
Apun bola dadi se milata hoon
Soha boli mummy se permission pehle leke aa jaa
Apun jab bhi gundagiri karta hai
Ay Soha ko acha kyun nahi lagta hai re?
Audience :
Yeh Soha style hoinga
Hoton pe mama dil mein bhi mama hoinga
Yeh uska upbringing hoinga
Hoton pe ethics dil mein principles hoinga
Aaj nahi toh kal bolegi
Ay Dev dixit tu bada momma's boy hai re...
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