Hello peeps,
Before I start, please note today is my last post until Monday, March 13th. So please look for Ashi's (---Andromeda---) post tomorrow and Monday for this thread and for Rose's (rose4ever) post rest of next week. Same rules that we use in my post applies there.
Today's episode starts with Ishwari cooking Rabdi today because Halwa was so yesterday.
Me: Why you do this, CVs? Rabdi is my favourite. You are ruining my favourite sweets for me...
Dev comes there. Ishwari comes running asking for Suhana. Dev says that he could not meet Suhana. Sonakshi asked him to come at 4 p.m.
Me: You know, Bhaiya? Sonakshi never told you that Suhana will be available for lunch (well, she is at school. Duh). Again, as usual, you assumed it. Sonakshi told you that they are in passport office, Suhana has activity class in 30 mins and you knew that passport office is one hour away. Still you decided to outrun time (not the first time). And when you couldn't you blamed Sonakshi. She had told you that you can meet Suhana at 4. You decided that you couldn't wait. Fair enough. But how does that become Sonakshi's fault that you chose not to listen?
Ishwari starts bad mouthing Sonakshi. Dev listens silently.
Me: Ah good old days. Same mother and son bonding, same mother harping on ex daughter-in-law and same son is listening while his mother bad mouths his daughter's mother. Let me wipe my tears first.
At restaurant Saurabh stands up for himself. Ronita is impressed. Love story chalu.
Me: Bhai wah. Saare side character ka naiya paar kar do, CVs. Sirf apni naiya dubao.
At Dixit house, Ishwari is upset and Radha comes and brainwashes her.
Sorry. Brain to nehin hain. Ookay. Radha comes and mundi washes her.
Me: Aaj to purane din saare wapas aa gaye. Same old Ishwari ke addiction ke jhatke aur same old Radha ka cocaine supply. Saat saal ka rehab sab Dev ne ek jhatke mein bekar kar diya ek hug maar ke.
At Bose house, Sona narrates what happened with Dev. Bijoy and Asha are worried. Asha asks what Sona wants. Sona says that she doesn't want to challenge Dev. But he continuously were being threatening to her. She said that Dev will have to understand that Soha is a human being and she should not be a party to "Pass the pillow" between them.
Me: Lo bolo. Dev babu already apni aur apne saare khandaan ki happiness ka theka Soha ke mathhe dal diya hain. Aur kya paas karna baaki hain?
Then doorbell rings and as soon as Asha opens the door, Ishwari sings,
"Garibo ki suno who tumhari sunega.
Tum ek Soha doge, woh das Jatin dega."
Bijoy: "Aage bado Maata, chutta grandkids nehin hain."
Oh wait, that was in my head. That's not what happened.
Ishwari starts with fultu tashan, "Abey oye, mera poti handover kar aur main chalti banu. Warna idhar hi dera daalke baith jaungi."
Oh wait, that's also my imagination. Never mind, you get the point.
Asha says that Soha is sleeping.
Ishwari says, "Abey maine achche achho ko sula diya hain, yeh Soha kya cheez hain. Handover kar warna dekh liyo."
Bijoy offers to call the police.
Me (calling): Hello? Ghostbusters India? Haan, mujhe ek chudail ki sighting report karni hain Bijoy Bose ke ghar pe. To kitni der lagegi aapko apna team bhejne mein? Kya? Do ghante? Abey itna time kis liye? Kya? Ghostbusters India, Ishwari Communications ki franchise hain? Gayee bhains paani mein. Tabhi yeh chudail haath nehin aati.
Anyhoo, Ishwari forces her way in. Bijoy starts dialing police hotline.
Sonakshi comes downstairs. Ishwari continues whining and complaining. Sonakshi says that she never kept her daughter away from her father's family.
Ishwari says that she didn't know that Sona came with Soha, or she'd have never send Sonakshi back.
Me: Teri maa ki aankh #$%^*&#
Sonakshi said that she never believed her. But she took Ishwari upstairs and she saw Suhana sleeping.
When she comes down she threatens Bose family that Sonakshi has taken away her "Principal" investment. But she won't let go her "Interest" payments. She says that between her poti Suhana Dixit and her family, Bose family is standing and they have seen what she could do for her son. They can now imagine what she can do for her granddaughter.
Me: Ab aayee naa asli baat zuban pe? Maine kahan tha naa, yeh lady sabse badi businessman hain?
Aisi aurat se naa Bijoy Bose ko hi sambhalna chahiye. Sonakshi is too decent for these people.
Soha wakes up and Sonakshi tells Soha that she is going to introduce her to someone.
Sonakshi comes out where Dev is waiting impatiently. Dev starts greeting with taunts. Sonakshi retorts back. Soha comes out and gets surprised to see Dev. She looks at Dev without any smile. Sonakshi gently introduces Soha to her papa, and says, "Won't you say hi to papa?" But Soha says, "Hi, Mr. Dixit.".
Dev is disappointed.
Me: I am sure your appeal is immense, Bhaiya. But guess what, you haven't earned the right to be called her dad. So patience which you never learned, start learning pronto.
Oh yes, lose the attitude. Otherwise, if you piss of Sonakshi and she turns against you, I will personally cheer for her.
Precap: Ishwari is whining. So Dev to the rescue. He promises that he will get her the new toy. So he breaks into Sona's house and tries to convince Suhana to go meet her Dadi. Soha says that without her mother's permission she is not going anywhere.
Me: Sorry, I am speechless. The level of audacity is beyond any explanation. But I am sure, Bhaiya's defence will be ready.
And you Bhaiya, you are a disgraceful person, I always knew. But I had hoped that you will be a decent father. But considering the bad habits you taught Golu, I should not have expected much. Suhana is not a toy that you want to fetch for your mummy. Suhana is a human being. What did you think? That just like your family, Suhana will treat her mother like shit? SHAME ON YOU!!!
Jaate jaate ek gaana, aap talented logon ke liye. *clears throat*
Achcha chalti hoon,
Duaon mein yaad rakhna...
Meri zikar mein Halwa ka swad na rakhna...
Ishwari ki sandook mein saare nightmare rakhna...
Bhaiya ke tashan mein bhi koi emotion na rakhna...
Bhaiya ka dimaag ka andhera tumhe de diya
Mexico ka ujla swimming pool mere naam kiya...
Ab bhaiya tereya, tereya...
Psycho budiya bhi tereya...
Radha, Vicky aur Elena bhi tera... Aur Mama...
Rules of this thread (I can't believe I have to write it down. I hate rules):
1. No real people bashing, reel characters are fair game. However, please be prepared to defend your points should someone provide a counterargument. We believe in healthy discussion. Also, keep in mind, we are talking about the characters as portrayed on the screen as in FICTIONAL, not the actors who are REAL people.
2. Any and all opinions are welcome if expressed respectfully. We treat others exactly how we are treated. Also, we expect the same treatment that we are extending you.
3. Bring your sense of humour and have fun. This thread has creative, funny, witty people who are uber talented. So do give it a read, laugh out loud and enjoy!!!
That's it. I can't remember nor follow any more rules.
Announcement:
I will be going on a vacation tomorrow for a week in Cancun.
Here > http://www.sandos.com/hotel-cancun-in-cancun/photos.htm
So you can understand that as much as I love you, I won't be making post during that time.
But no worries, dearies.
I am leaving you in good hands.
This thread will be opened by Ashi (Andromeda) on Friday, March 3rd and Monday, March 6th.
Rose (rose4ever) will open the thread on Tuesday, March 7th to Friday, March 10th.
Please follow the same rules we always follow.
I will be back on Monday, March 13th. Cheerios!!!
