Ria ka Adda: The Broken Hearts! - Page 40

EK PANT AUR SWEATER KI DUKH DAARD BAARI DASTAAN

Part I: Punji's Pad:

Black Jeans Pant ("JP"): OH NO! PUNJI NO! NO! Punji wapas bin mein! Dhondz hasn't even had a chance to take me to the laundry yet. ** JP tries to sink deeper into the laundry bin - hide under stinky baby blue sweater. But, Alas no luck – Punji's Panjha JP koh padkar lehti hai and plucks him out**

***Punji hillofying and jillofying self into JP. JP Groaning – No Lifebuoy again ***

JP: Why oh why can't he leave me alone. Ever since he's been in love with that Arohi – he can't keep his butt out of me. I wonder who's going to be the new sweaty sweater today!!

***Punji goes to closet – hil hil ke – and ponders hmm "Usko violet pasande hai mein aaj violet/purple pehnunugi – Punji sharmaying***

JP Thinks to self: Please Dhondz, if you can't take me to the laundry then please get him some Lifebuoy at least. YESTERDAY - He stood sweating n' baking in blue sweater for that Girl becuz he's got that stupid emotion called love! Gulp! When will my torture end! Gulp!

***Punji looks through sweater section of closet. One hand on cellphone. MSGing "Ek baat batao - tum mujhe miss karti ho?" to Arohi***

***Punji finds new Sweater – Perfect Purple – Arohhi – Punji grins silly to self – Arohhi ***

Purple Sweater ("SP"): * Thinks to self - Ufff! What's that smell?* To Pant – u stink yaar? Kabhie nahatha nahi ho kya?***

JP: ***EMBARRASED & SAD*** Mein nahan chaati hu paar isse ishq hai or mein iska ek lota Black Jeans!! Samjah Karo***

***Punji fights his way into PS – Skips to Dresser in Happiness – Aaj uske paas khudki Arohiki favorite perfume hai – Dhoondz le aye – Aur Salil se borrow karna nahi barehga. ****

SP & JP: *COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! **

SP TO JP: Yeh kya spray kiya?

JP TO SP: Yeh. Teeksay nahata nai aaj kal – Par is Parfume mein khudko duboohta hai - har dina – har raat.

SP TO JP: Yeh Kya BAAT hai?

JP TO SP: PYAAR ISHQ MOHABBAT

SP TO JP: PYAAR? ISHQ? MOHABBAT?

JP TO SP: Ha Yaar – Varna koi ladki iss pagal ke paas kyu kara rehega?? Woh bhi Khushi Khushi!!!

PART II – P & M Media – Punji's Cabin

*** Punji all hillofying and dialing Arohi's number again – par phir busy signal*****

SP TO JP: Vah yeh office to baari mast hey. LCD bhi hai!

***Punji fuming – thinking gift nahi aayee aabtak. Woh bhi nahi aab tak. These girls *****

JP TO SP: Han hum cricket dekh sakte hai. Aaj India Pakistan ka match hai.

SP TO JP: Hum KKHH nahi dekh sakte hai? Muhje Brown Sweater ne baataya tha

*** Arjun fuming and pacing – all tense wense and arms hillofying everywhere***

JP TO SP: Kya baataya tha?

SP TO JP: Yehi! Ki Punji ko Kjo movies pasaande hai****

*** Punji dialing Arohi again. No response again. Now rocking and hilofying jilofying in chair***

JP TO SP: Kash Punji woh KJo movies ki heroes ki tara har bakth kapara shapara badalta – muhje nahaney ka mooqka milta!!!

**** Punji pushes computer away... fingers constantly on the phone – dialing shyling*****

SP TO JP: Chor yaar hum kuch nahi dekhne ko miley gaya. Yeh ladka kabhi teek say bettha hi nahi. Har bakth hiltha or chaalta rehta hai. Isse ka problem kya hai?

JP TO SP: Mein baatya nah – ISHQ! PYAAR! MOHABBAT!

Punji to Self Outloud: "Yeh Arohi bhina kabhie kabhie meri phone ka jab hi nahi dehtehey. Subha say office mein bhi nahi aayee hai. But, I hope everything is okay. "

SP TO JP: EEHEW! Yaar aab toh mein gayee – Yeh aab hil hil ke – SWEAT bhi karne laga hai!

JP TO SP: Yeh to sirf suruhat hai – dekh aage aage hota hai kya – Kal blue sweaterka hal boohut bura hogiya tha – dhoop mein pasihna ka Ganga Yamuna bhaadi Punji !!!

****************************THORA DHER BAAD***************************************

PART II – P & M Cafe

SP TO JP: Arey yeh kya hua? Punji toh baari baari dinghe maraha tha. Mal Road! 15 Minutes! Yeh Cafe toh uski office ki neechay hai

JP TO SP: SSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- Koi sunlega – Chup kar – Varna Audience - SHHHH

****Punji all excited, but wanting to appear confident (Remembering Anu's list) - so not hilofying jhilofying*****

SP TO JP: Arey eider bhi LCD aur woh bhi SRK ki picture key saat. Woh Who!!

****Punji all happy at seeing Arohi, but she says "Sir". Sir not happy. "Arjun Sir" Punji still not happy. "Arjun" Punji all happy and trying not hilna julna (Anu ko waada kiya that – Par woh kaise na hille? Kamse Kam Haat – Nahi – Anu baahut datengi – Punji fumes inside then Khuda ka haat hi ultimately padkar liya; Guuuud Ideana – Arohi nahi datengi – Anu nahi datengi. Punji khush******

SP TO JP: Yeh namuna khon hai?

JP TO SP: Namuna?

SP TO JP: Namuna nahi toh aur kya? Yeh, dohno namuna hi toh hai - Ek Mumbai ki gharmi mein Sweater pehenta hai aur yeh full sleeve Kameez!!!

****Arohi and Punji both all nervous specially Punji who desperately wants to hilofying, but trying not to show it *******

JP TO SP: Yehhi toh hai woh!

SP TO JP: Kya baat hai – teek say nahi bolna nahi aata hai kya tuhjesay?

JP TO SP: Ghuusa maat ho SP... Yeh toh hai woh – Pyaar! ISHQ! MOHABBAT!

************Arohi and Punji talking shalking – bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak***********

SP TO JP: Yeh log kabhi chup chap – Shanti say nahi rehey saakte hey – Muhje SRK ki film dekhni thi yaar

JP TO SP: Yeh dohno – Aur Chup Chap – Shukhar kar Jhagar nahi rehey hai aaj - dekh aage aage hota hai kya

That has to be the best so far...I still cant stop laughing continue....🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mera dost bahut darr raha hai meri wajah se ...koi baath nahin kisinaa kissi se darni chahiye usse...tho mein hi sahi...u continue...🤣🤣🤣

Anu

Originally posted by: Anu-Reddy

Anut .... that line was amazing...KMH dekhe everyone is creatifying..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Anu

Originally posted by: Anu-Reddy

Hey guys my sis wanted me to see this scene...and was imaging may be Punji will also end up doing this one...and have to say the guy Prem is AWESOME👏👏👏 ...he is just superb.. If punji ever ends up doing this one...I would love to see how he does it in his style....😳
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhsbHx-f31o&feature=related
Anu

Btw where is Ria? Prem Shem kar raha kya? New lappy and stilll offline - Kuch toh baat hai😉

Jogin Hoon Main, according to ANU, Ya hai meri ashiqui Awaara....

Anu says, Elope to Himalaya aur ho jao tum dono Nau-do-gyaara.....
Ahh looks like she figured out, that PUNJI is Nups ke Jeena Ka Sahara!! 😆😆

To Anu......I am truly touched that your script says..naay demands I elope with PUNJI........dost ho toh tum jaisi...varna na ho!!! 😛

Truly,

~PUNJI-ki-KUNJI~