EK PANT AUR SWEATER KI DUKH DAARD BAARI DASTAAN
Part I: Punji's Pad:
Black Jeans Pant ("JP"): OH NO! PUNJI NO! NO! Punji wapas bin mein!Dhondz hasn't even had a chance to take me to the laundry yet. ** JP tries to sink deeper into the laundry bin - hide under stinky baby blue sweater. But, Alas no luck – Punji's Panjha finds JP and plucks him out**
***Punji hillofying and jillofying self into JP. JP Groaning – No Lifebuoy again ***
JP: Why oh why can't he leave me alone. Ever since he's been in love with that Arohi – he can't keep his butt out of me. I wonder who's going to be the new sweaty sweater today!!
***Punji goes to closet – hil hil ke – and ponders hmm "Usko violet pasande hai mein aaj violet/purple pehnunugi – Punji sharmaying***
JP Thinks to self: Please Dhondz, if you can't take me to the laundry then please get him some Lifebuoy at least. YESTERDAY - He stood sweating n' baking in blue sweater for that Girl becuz he's got that stupid emotion called love! Gulp! When will my torture end! Gulp!
***Punji looks through sweater section of closet. One hand on cellphone. MSGing "Ek baat batao - tum mujhe miss karti ho?" to Arohi***
***Punji finds new Sweater – Perfect Purple – Arohhi – Punji grins silly to self – Arohhi ***
Purple Sweater ("SP"): * Thinks to self - Ufff! What's that smell?* To Pant – u stink yaar? Kabhie nahatha nahi ho kya?***
JP: ***EMBARRASED & SAD*** Mein nahan chaati hu paar isse ishq hai or mein iska ek lota Black Jeans!! Samjah Karo***
***Punji fights his way into PS – Skips to Dresser in Happiness – Aaj uske paas khudki Arohiki favorite perfume hai – Dhoondz le aye – Aur Salil se borrow karna nahi barehga. ****
SP & JP: *COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! **
SP TO JP: Yeh kya spray kiya?
JP TO SP: Yeh. Teeksay nahata nai aaj kal – Par is Parfume mein khudko duboohta hai - har dina – har raat.
SP TO JP: Yeh Kya BAAT hai?
JP TO SP: PYAAR ISHQ MOHABBAT
SP TO JP: PYAAR? ISHQ? MOHABBAT?
JP TO SP: Ha Yaar – Varna koi ladki iss pagal ke paas kyu kara rehega?? Woh bhi Khushi Khushi!!!
PART II – P & M Media – Punji's Cabin
*** Punji all hillofying and dialing Arohi's number again – par phir busy signal*****
SP TO JP: Vah yeh office to baari mast hey. LCD bhi hai!
***Punji fuming – thinking gift nahi aayee aabtak. Woh bhi nahi aab tak. These girls *****
JP TO SP: Han hum cricket dekh sakte hai. Aaj India Pakistan ka match hai.
SP TO JP: Hum KKHH nahi dekh sakte hai? Muhje Brown Sweater ne baataya tha
*** Arjun fuming and pacing – all tense wense and arms hillofying everywhere***
JP TO SP: Kya baataya tha?
SP TO JP: Yehi! Ki Punji ko Kjo movies pasaande hai****
*** Punji dialing Arohi again. No response again. Now rocking and hilofying jilofying in chair***
JP TO SP: Kash Punji woh KJo movies ki heroes ki tara har bakth kapara shapara badalta – muhje nahaney ka mooqka milta!!!
**** Punji pushes computer away... fingers constantly on the phone – dialing shyling*****
SP TO JP: Chor yaar hum kuch nahi dekhno miley gaya. Yeh ladka kabhi teek say bettha hi nahi. Har bakth hiltha or chaalta rehta hai. Isse ka problem kya hai?
JP TO SP: Mein baatya nah – ISHQ! PYAAR! MOHABBAT!
Punji to Self Outloud: "Yeh Arohi bhina kabhie kabhie meri phone ka jab hi nahi dehtehey. Subha say office mein bhi nahi aayee hai. But, I hope everything is okay. "
SP TO JP: EEHEW! Yaar aab toh mein gayee – Yeh aab hil hil ke – SWEAT bhi karne laga hai!
JP TO SP: Yeh to sirf suruhat hai – dekh aage aage hota hai kya – Kal blue sweater hal boohut bura hogiya tha – dhoop mein pasihna ka Ganga Yamuna bhaadi Punji !!!