Comic Relief: Security PLEASE!

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Posted: 16 years ago
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last CR of the week...have a rocking weekend...see you all on the KDC! 😃...

Security Position Open
Wanted: Security personnel for J-Zoo in Ludhiyana, India...much experience is not required...however, you must be able to fight off frenzied media people, crazy witches and psycho b*tches...namely Ashlesha Maan...if you feel qualified enough for this position please apply...salary is negotiable...uniform is required (comes with HAT) ...the benefit of this job...you are more than welcome to use your baton to beak Ash's skanky a*s at any time you please...of course..dandas, jootes and belans are welcome as well...so if you are interested...please see J-Zoo Human Resources for an application...

ok...really...REALLY!? the Jhunejas are pretty well off...sure they had some hard times in the past...like 6yrs ago...but since they came back after the leap...they've been living the rich desi life...however...kanjoosi ki bhi haad hoti hai...they have a huge house...billons of bedrooms...people change their rooms on a regular basis...they have lots of actual family members living in the house...not to mention kids...but i found it so funny how they only have that ONE security guard 😆😆...bechara...yesterday he had such a hard time keeping the press out...clearly it didnt work because they all barged into the house...the living room no less...and phirse...aaj bhi koi kaam nahin aaya...😕😕 the poor dude needs some help...especially with psycho Ash running loose! 😡....im totally applying for the job...free chances to kick Ash's wicked butt...sign me up!!

JAZ


Edited by jnawaz - 16 years ago

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