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Keeping in view the condition of forum members stuck by Prem roag I have decided to start some new services for the benefit of the members, who all lay here and there after fainting and dieing everyday
These services include:
1) Fanning Service:
When it gets too hot fan is what you need
Exclusive fanning service at a very minimal rate
2) Swimming Pool
Two hot for a fan to handle? Jump into our new swimming pool... and feel as cool as a cucmber
3) Boxing Kangroo
Anyone disturbing you while you are busy drooling? Be it a kharood boss or a good for nothing co-worker... fear not Boxing Kangroo is all you need
Last but not least is ofcourse:
4) The ambulance service:
When you feel you are out of breath and will faint or die any minute ambulance is what you need
You can try to find one of our always on the road ambulances and can try and jump into it just like this
or you can call one of our other ambulances which include:
The good thing about this ambulance is that it is fully equipped to cure Prem roag and has doctors that have done several experiments on Prem roag and have reached the conclusion that the disease has no cure ... so be sure you are in safe hands
If this one doesn't work for you either then try this one:
This ambulance has drivers and doctors who themselves are on drool ... so you may not find the cure but you surely will find drooling partners
To order any of these services call 7736586352 (PremJuneja) ... The services are extremly busy from 8:30 IST onwards please make sure you have advance booking otherwise you will have to wait for the providance of services.
Charges are as per the severity of condition
These services are exclusively for KDMHMD@IF.com others please don't bother because no Prem drooling means no service 😛
Oh and if you ever find the service provider aka ME in need of one of these services you know which number you have to call at 🤣
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Anupamaa
