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I m so bored with the current theme of revolving misunderstandings that I am writing this for humorous offend less fun.

Here goes nothing:

P: apko mujhe nahi sukriti se sorry kehna chahye mujhe nahi sukriti Kay pyarr ko izzad deiye ne chahye…main jaanti hoon kay aap yeh shaadi mere leiye nahi sukriti kay leiye kaarwa rahe hai aur kay aap bus i-sha se pyarr karrteye hai main aapko divorce deiye kay azad kaar dounge phirr app apne i-sha se mil sakte hai aur shaadi bhi kaar sakte hai

Milind thinks to himself arrey baap re kiss se paala par geya yeh toh mera bheja khahye geye mera saar paaka kay oooff ek taraf yeh mother India kay lambe lambe Bashan aur ek taraf ouse chipkali ka mujhse chipakna aur bs kaarna

Milind runs and prachi runs behind him continuing her speech:aree kahan bhag rahe hai app ????himaat nahi hai saachaye ko sunaye kay leiye kya??aap kay parivaar ko kaun sammal leiye ga??wapis aaye

He runs into the police station and starts begging the officer:please please main appke pao paarta hoon mujhe ander ki jiye

O:kyun tune kya kiya hai ??

M:yeh leiye jiye 1 crore aab toh mujhe aap ander kaar kay mere jaan bachaye…

O:achcha ramu iss cartoon ko ander phek..

P arrives:aap mere pati ko ander ko daal rahe hai oune ka kya kasoor hai aap jaise log ka koi zameer nahi kya???rishwat kha kar laagta hai kay aap ke brain power down hogeya hai.aap jaise log insaaniyat paar dabba hai.tuh mein tukhti hoon aap jaise log paar mere pati ko baher nikaal leiye…

Officer runs and enters the cell with milind.

O:tu baher nikaal varna yeh mere kaan kha jaye geye!!!
milind crying:nahi nahi please main kuch bhi kaar sakta hoon sivai yeh kaam kay..

P:aap yun bachcon jaise harkaten kyun kaar rahein hai baher nikaal leiye yeh parivaar ko kaun sammal leiyega haan??

Prachi runs to neev for help

P:please neev tumhe samjao milind ko kay ounekay parivaar ko oune ki zaroorat hai jaaon please tum mere dost ho main aur kisse ko yeh nahi bataa sakti hoon milind ki halaat kya hai bus tum hi ek chara ho oune wapis laay ne kaa

Neev cuts her off and screams:aaaahhhhh baghwan mere kaannn!!!!main tumhare saath chaloonga bus yeh shor bandh karoo lagta hai koi kawwa roye raha hai

Nev goes and begs milind:yaar baher aay jaa main yeh ghandi ki bhagt ko aur handle nahi kaar sakta…

M:tumhe laagta hai kay main handle kaar sakta hoon kya??

P:are kaam huwa kya neev??

N:who aa rahi hai<runs into the cell>

M:leiye apne prachi ko sammal maine iss se shaadi kaar kay sabse baare bhol kii hai

N:are bap rebap nahi tu hi rakh isse apne paas tumhe laagta hai kay maine i-sha se shaadi time pass ko ki hai who toh maine iss se baachne kii thi likin i-sha toh oss ki hi tarah lambe bashan deiyte hai bus faraq itna hai kay who bs karti hai

M:at least ouse ki bs yeh bashan se toh acchi hai chal hum teeno kay beech dard ka rishta jor geya hai

Three of them hug

P:yeh kya aap mere pati hai aur yun bhag rahe hai yaad ki jiye saath janaanmon ka contract hai…aur tum neev mera pyaar ho kar itne se bhi baath nahi sun paye??

M ,N and o cut her off

Aur nahi bus aur nahi bhashan kay pyali aur nahi suk santi ka mol nahi aur nahi bus aur nahi

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