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swati

@swatinarang

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Posted: 17 years ago

#21

kanta thanks yaar and yaar i will be updating this topic regularly till hani don't kill me 😆

lina yeh tum pooch rahi ho tumhari bhabhi ne kya kiya 😆 jao ja ke apni bhabhi se poocho and i will be updating hani and bani regularly now 😉

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swati

@swatinarang

Sparkler

Posted: 17 years ago

#22

joke VI

Hani dialled a number: Ring Ring...Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 0110000000
Bani Hello, who is it?
hani: Is your phone number 0110000000
bani: No.
hani: So, why did you pick up the phone?

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kooliio

@kooliio

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 17 years ago

#23

swati u r 2 good 😆 ........
so we r gonna have hani and bani regularly 😆 ....... aur mere bhabhi jii ne kya kiya 😉 😆

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.noone.

@.noone.

Stunner

Posted: 17 years ago

#24

Lina di ki waja se mein famous ho rahi hoon badnaam hi sahi name tou hoga hahaha

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kooliio

@kooliio

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 17 years ago

#25

Originally posted by: YOOUSHA
Lina di ki waja se mein famous ho rahi hoon badnaam hi sahi name tou hoga hahaha

hehehehe ok...........but r u liking the jokes😉😆😆

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tropa

@moonlitnight

Dazzler

Posted: 17 years ago

#26

🤣🤣
'sum of which' changed into 'son of 🤬'
true Hani style 😉 😛
🤣🤣

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.noone.

@.noone.

Stunner

Posted: 17 years ago

#27

Originally posted by: moonlitnight
🤣🤣
'sum of which' changed into 'son of 🤬'
true Hani style 😉 😛
🤣🤣

Trps wht have I done Meine kab gali dii

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swati

@swatinarang

Sparkler

Posted: 16 years ago

#28

bringing this up parnani ji so that i can update soon

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.noone.

@.noone.

Stunner

Posted: 16 years ago

#29

Originally posted by: swatinarang
bringing this up parnani ji so that i can update soon

Haan plz update soon

Becoz I am in bad mood

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swati

@swatinarang

Sparkler

Posted: 16 years ago

#30

Hani went to a psychiatrist Dr. Jeenal and she said "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said Jeenal. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

I'll sleep on it," said Hani.

Six months later the jeenal met hani on the street.

"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked jeenal.

"For a hundred bucks a visit? Bartender lina cured me for $10."

"Is that so! How?"

"She told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!

Doctor Jeenal is known throughout London as one of the best consultants on arthritis. She always has a waiting room full of people who need her advice and specialist treatment.

One day, an elderly lady hani parnani slowly struggles into her waiting room. She is completely bent over and leans heavily on her walking stick. A chair is found for her. Eventually, her turn comes to go into Doctor Jeenal's office.

15 minutes later, to everyone's surprise, she comes briskly out of his room walking almost upright. She is holding her head high and has a smile on her face.

A woman in the waiting room says, "It's unbelievable, a miracle even. You walk in bent in half and now you walk out erect. What a fantastic doctor she is. Tell me, what did Doctor Jeenal do to you?"

"Miracle, shmiracle, she just gave me a longer walking stick."

Edited by swatinarang - 16 years ago

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