hani and bani-jokes page1, 4, 5

First Previous

Page

Next Last

Frequent Posters

lovelyyrose

@lovelyyrose

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#31

haila i didnt read this link before

what a comeback swathi diiiiiiiii

muje woh last linkaapka jokes laga tha par ab samajh aaya ki woh hani ka sweet revenge tha aap par

the best joke was "sum of which "

🤣

loved all jokes njoyed it to the most

Quote

jeenal

@jeenal20

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#32

hey swati dii

the new jokes were too good just loved it

thanx for making me a doctor diii

love u for that

gr88 1s

do write some more diiii

Quote

Looks like you are new here. Register for free, learn and contribute.

swati

@swatinarang

Sparkler

Posted: 16 years ago

#33

thanks rabbit and rose for reading

Quote

swati

@swatinarang

Sparkler

Posted: 16 years ago

#34

oye jee u r also online, yaar do u remember one more series which i made on parnani ji, but never posted, i think i will post them after finding out, but don't u think after reading them i will be dead meat

Quote

jeenal

@jeenal20

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#35

Originally posted by: swatinarang
oye jee u r also online, yaar do u remember one more series which i made on parnani ji, but never posted, i think i will post them after finding out, but don't u think after reading them i will be dead meat

yes dii

even i ahve those at my office mail i think

i will pm u all if i get those

yes dii after that u definaletely will be a dead meat

hehehehe

Quote

swati

@swatinarang

Sparkler

Posted: 16 years ago

#36

Hani was writing something very slowly.

Jeenal: Why are you writing so slowly?

Hani: I am writing to my 5 years old brother who can't read very fast.

In a crowded elevator, hani became angry with her naughty husband lemar, who was delighted to be pressed against a beautiful girl rose. The girl suddenly slapped naughty husband lemar and said, "This will teach you not to pinch any girl in future".

Bewildered, "naughty" husband lemar was on the way to parking lot with hani when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl."

"Ofcourse you didn't," said hani consolingly. "I did".

Hani to shopkeeper: You cheated me. You sold me useless radio.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.

Hani: Radio label shows "Made in Japan" but radio says: This is all Paki radio

hani ki kanjoosi

Lina: I am so kanjoos that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Hani: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my husbandfor honeymoon with a friend.

lemar's and hani's love story

Hani and lemar plan to Suicide.
lemar jumped first. Hani closed her eyes, and returned back saying Love is Blind.

Lemar, in mid-air opened his parachute saying Love never Dies.

Hani and jeenal two friends were talking about the American Astronauts. Hani: What's big in going to the moon, anybody can go there. We will go direct to the sun. Jeenal : But sun is too hot, it will melt us.

Hani: So what, we will go at night

hani calls the Help Desk to complain a problem.

Hani: When I type password, it just shows stars.

Help Desk: Those stars are to protect you, so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password.

hani: Yeah, but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me.

Chemistry Teacher bani: What is the chemical formula of water? Student hani : HIJKLMNO. Chemistry Teacher bani : What are you talking about?

Student hani : Yesterday you said H to O.

hani went to company for job

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.

Hani: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!

10.

Three life insurance saleswoman of different countries were having a chat.

Pakistani hani : When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.

Indian jeenal : When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.

American lina : That's nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!

11.

hani went to psychiatrist DR. jeenal

Hani: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.

Doctor jeenal: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.