Davia Sweety I hope you will like it. It might be a bit lame. I hope you will like it.
HAPPY HOLI TO YOU ALL!!!
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Mission save JB!!
'I am not getting married to him Papa I am telling you for the last time!!' Bani ran up to her room and slammed the door shut.
'Oh yes you will sweety, you will marry him.'
Nishikant Dixit picked up the phone and called his boss/ best friend.
'Are, tum shaadi ki taiyyariyan karo. They will get married at any cost.
On the other side of the line Uday Walia smiled. both are too stubborn, but they have to do this. Only Bani will be able to straighten that brainless son of mine.
Uday don't you dare to call my son in law brainless. Otherwise…… Nishikant threatened.
I just hope he will be able to live with that stubborn and bewakoof daughter of my. It was Udays turn to get angry at Nishikant for calling his daughter in law stubborn and bewakoof.
Uday, I was just wondering. Agar in dono ka gussa aisa hai to inke bacche kaise honge? Your house will turn into a battlefield.' Nishikant chuckled.
'who to baad me dekh lenge, pehle shaadi hojaane do. Phir humare pota-poti hoge. Unke haathon agar poora ghar toot jaaye na to woh bhi khushi se dekh loonga.'
Both of the friends continued dreaming about their grand children and sharing all the pranks they will do with them.
Uday and Nishikant were neighbours and best friends when they grew up. Although Uday was five years older they had a great relationship. Coming from a poor background they understood eachothervery well. Both studied well and made a mark forthemselves. Uday fell in love and got married when he was eighteen. After two years his son come into their lives and his luck changed. Uday become one of the wealthiest people of the country with his hard work and the good fortune his son brought. Nishikant became an economics professor. He married at the age of twenty five and after three years he finaly got the joy of his life, his daughter Bani. He and his wife showered her with love and attention. After Bani another joy reached their house. Rano, their second daughter. Nishikant gave up teaching after lots of convincing and pleasing, nishikant took up a job at Uday's company and started working for him. The wealth, status and the difference in the positions at work never was an issue for the friends ort their families. Even their wives were best of friends. They all doted on each others kids, buth the only two persons who never could tolerate each other were Jai and Bani. Jai was a full-time Casanova turned workaholic with lots of flings on the side according to Bani and Bani was a miss know-it-all, goody-two shoes who always wanted to impress other people by showing how well behaved and well mannered she was. their first argument started when Bani was just five and Jai was fifteen. After that it only got worst. They either ignored each other or fought like cats and dogs. Lately they chose the first option. Now it was getting too difficult ignoring each other since the Walia's found out about Jai's plans to marry his latest girl-friend, a hippy type girl who squirmed every time she saw Jai. Jai's parent immedialty called up the Dixit, not being able to see their son committing such a big error. Not wanting to come in between possible true love between Jai and his girlfriend the Walia's and the Dixit decided to discussed the matter with Jai first. asked him how serious he was and whether he was really in love with her. Judging by his answers they knew he was smitten by her, but there was no love in the picture, and they knew it would not be possible to stay in a loveless marriage. They would make each others lives hell because none of them knew how to comprise or consider each others feelings. In spite of all the coaxing Jai stood firm by his decision no matter what. He wanted to marry her.
In an spur of the moment Uday asked for Bani's hand. He knew that Bani would be a perfect Bahu for the Walia family and would teach his son to think about others and the difference between love and like. Even though bani and Jai did not love each other know, they would understand each other gradually and would fall in love with each other. Jai and Bani's mothers were thrilled by the idea. They would get the Bahu and Damaad of their choice.
they conveniently forgot that the prospective bride and groom were at a warpath woth each other. And none of the parents knew about Bani's boyfriend with whom she wanted to marry.
after bani had stormed off to her room she had picked up her phone and called Jai for the first time in her life. Without any greetings she started straight away.
' Do you know what is happening here Walia. they want to get us married!'
It took a while for Jai to place the voice but at least he answered. You must be happy now. Isnt that what girls like you want? Getting married, serving their husbands family with a pallu on her head and having breading loads of kids? Cant believe the modern and sophisticated nishi uncle has such a 16th century creature for a daughter.
'Shut your trap Walia! you don't even know me. I'm in this mess because you want to marry a hippy. I don't want marry you and god forbid I ever have you kids. I have better stuff to do. Career and all! And on top of that I have a boyfriend I love and I will marry him! Now if you don't want your *ss kicked you will meet me tonight and figure out how we will get out of this mess.'
Bani slammed the phone after she heard Jai whistle and comment 'The nun has a boyfriend. Poor guy.'
dinner was disastrous. Instead of coming up with a solution they started arguing. And all the dinners that took place after that ended on the same note. While the parents thought that their kids were coming closer, the kids were biting each others head off. The weddingday approached sooner then both wanted it to. They could not tell the truth after seeing how happy their parents were so they made an arrangement. After getting married they would start fighting like their was not tomorrow. Their parents would get tired of them eventually and would give them the permission to get a divorce. Jai's girlfriend and Bani's boyfriend were the witnesses to their plans. But they did not know that they were not the only people paying attention. Luckily Bani's cousins and Jai's friends were their too. The seven of them vowed that they would not let their plan succeed. according to them Jai and Bani were meant to be. If only they could see that too.
The wedding was a lavish affair. The parents fulfilled every desire they had. Neither Bani nor Jai got a say in this. The bride and groom avoided each other like the plague. When it was time to put the magal sutra and sindoor both of them felt a pang of guilt and remorse. These things were not mere items, they had a significance, but not in their relationship.
the seven musketeers were keeping a close watch on them. This relationship was going to be rescued by them.
musketeer number one, two and three, Davia, Khushboo_2006 and Nir_jaanu had decorated Jai's room perfectly. Candles, fabrics, flowers and music. Along with their accomplices they pushed Jai into his room where Bani was waiting for him. They stood there listening at the door convinced that the beautiful setting and their new relationship would guarantee some nice and romantic moments. Alas, after fifteen minutes they heard the newly weds fighting for the bed.hitting their heads in frustration they decided to try again tomorrow.
the following morning moonlitnight, abhilasha, divan and heartbreak were convinced they had the perfect plan for bringing the couple closer. Bani was supposed to cook for the first time as a ritual. The four of them convinced Bani to make all Jai's favourite dishes with the excuse that the rest of the family liked these dishes and Jai actually hated them. Bani fell for the trap and started cooking with a smile, thinking about the moment where Jai would find nothing he liked to eat on the dining table. Bani's face turned red with anger when she found Jai eating away happily. To irritate him she 'accidentally' knocked over the saltshaker when Jai was not looking. It was his bad luck that even the last bit of every dish was polished off by Jai's brother-in-law Aditya. Jai and Bani started arguing while whispering. When the seven musketeers noticed this they innocently suggested that Jai could eat some of Bani's food. The height of it all was that they even suggested that Bani should feed Jai. If Bani's looks could kill…….But she was left with no choice. When Jai and Bani were finally alone they started their war again.
Jai and Bani were married for six months now. Most of their time was spent arguing. The seven musketeers did everything they could think of. All this while they tried to keep Bani;s boyfriend and Jai's girlfriend at a distance. They had fun dong this. Both of them were not the smartest people in the world. One of their missions was urging Jai and Bani to go on dinners (which ended with the dal plate on Jai's head), go to movies (result: popcorn in Bani's hair), long drives ( shouting at each other when the car broke down). Nothing worked. After six moths they decided to give up. 'Inka kuch nahin ho sakta hai.'😒 after a while they did not bother to keep away the boyfriend and girlfriend duo. What the musketeers did not know is that this was maybe the smartest thing they could do.
Jai was getting bored with his girlfriend. Her haughty air, her brainless rambling and her constant flashing with her eyelashes irritated him to the maximum. Subconsciously he started comparing her wih Bani's intelligent words. Even her arguing was an intelligent war. Bani's simplicity was a sharp contrast with the heavily mascara eyelashes and loud colours.
on the other side Bani was doing the same thing. Her boyfriend was irritating her whenever he would open his mouth. The only thing he would talk about was what he did today, what he had achieved, what he liked and where he said what. She could not help thinking of Jai who would ask her how she felt at the end of the day, no matter how much and how loudly they had argued. They started caring for each other. Both of them had dumped their partners after seven moths, but never told each other. If it wasn't for the watchful gaze of the musketeers. They would never know it.
Nir_jaanu decide to have a special mission: Save JB!! She called her other accomplices after she saw how her favourite couple in EK serials broke up after their misunderstanding and discussed every detail amongst their selves. The next night their 'mission impossible' would be 'Mission Possible'.
The next evening the seven of them stood at their guards in their most sexy and deadly black leather jacket and pant, with black sunglasses, even though it was dark outside, with their hair in a ponytail. Well, going on an important mission did not mean you can't dress to kill.😎 Who know which Tom Cruise would enter their 'Mission Impossible'.
all the girls decides for codenames.
JB1 (khusbhoo) called Bani (ofcourse with a altered voice) to inform her about Jai's 'kidnapping'. JB 2 (divan) called Jai to do the same and tell him about BAni's 'kidnapping.'
Both of them panicked and were ready to do whatever was told to them. JB 1 and JB 2 secretly followed them. First they gave Jai and Bani instructions to go to an special address and pick up the delivery. Jai and Bani were surprised that they got flowers. JB 3 (moonlitnight) and JB 4 (heartbreak) were posted outside the florist shop, gave them the delivery (wearing maskers) when JB1 and JB 2 made Jai and Bani mindlessly wander around the city. The JB musketeers had their own sweet revenge to take from the two duffers! After 20 minutes JB 3 and 4 reached their nect location when they saw Bani come firt to pick up her next package, a small velvet box. Bani left when JB 3 and 4 saw Jai come, with his shirt off. Jai left and they immediately called JB2 on the walkie talkies they were carrying.
JB3: 'JB 2,This is JB3. come in JB 2. 'Why did alfa male had his shirt off? 😕Stick to the plan JB 2.'
JB2: 'Are hat na yaar! Itna sataaya hai khadoos ne, can't I have some fun of my own?😈😉 Don't tell me you did not like it😳' JB 2 laughed.
JB3 (laughing): 'Well he looked to die for. What say lets kidnap him for real?'
the connection suddenly cracked up and they heard another voice.
'You to listen !!! agar mera plan fail hogaya aur yeh dono EK ke serial ki tarah bichar gaye to tum dono ki khair nahin! 😡Now get back to work!' JB5(nir_jaanu) was not amused.
JB 2 and 3 laughed loudly and started their work again. JB5 in the mean time was taking care of the final touches at the final destination.
Red alert!!! Red alert!!! All units report!! This is JB6 ( davia) and JB7(abhilasha) 😳
JB5 : 'JB 6 and 7 this is JB5. give report!'
JB6 to JB 7: 'Who was JB 5 again?😕 Divan or Heartbreak. Yeh numbers se bahot confused ho jaati hoon.'😕
JB7: 'I know yaar, why cant we use our own names?'😕
JB5 (angry): 'Because this is much cooler, ab problem bataana hai to batao warna line kaato!!!'😡
JB6 suddenly remembered their problem: 'Ow haan. You know what happened. Jai's girlfriend and Bani's boyfriend want go back to them and my informer (me) has told me that they will call them tonight and will try to patch up.'
JB5: 'WHATTT??!!! 🤢This cant be. Do whatever it takes to stop them because Jai aur Bani jaise bare gadhe is dunya me nahin hai. I don't trust them. Pata nahin kya karde. Stop them at any cost!!! Now!!!'😡🤢
JB 6 to JB 7: 'We have to dtop them at any cost. This will be fun. First we have to stop them from calling.
JB 6 and 7 split up and went to their victims houses. To prevent them from calling JB6 and & climbed in the telephone pole and cut all the wires while whispering 'Sorry guy, but desperate times call for desperate measures.'😉😆
effortlessly they got on the ground and walked to the cars. They punctured the tyres of the cars and as a bonus barricaded all the doors and windows after sneaking in and stealing/borrowing the mobile phones. 'Mission successful' 😉 they reported to the rest of the JB's.
In the meantime Jai and Bani reached theit final destination that JB5 had set up followed by JB1,2,3,4 and JB 5 and 6. to the horror of the JB's Jai and Bani did not fly in each others arms when they saw each other, filled with relieve. In stead of that they were ready to fly at each others throat thinking they set each other up. For a while Jai and Bani stood there glaring at each other until they heard seven voices. 'You two are such idiots!!!!'
JB1(khusbhoo): 'You two are standing here in a romantic restaurant, all alone with candles and food and flowers and if you indeed noticed, two rings, and you are ready to fight again???!!!'😡
JB2(Divan): We have wasted our entire evening, well actually entire six months waiting for you to patch up but you did not. Now we will do things our way!!!😡
JB 3 and 4 walked up to the couple, took their hands and extended it.
JB3(moonlitnight): 'Jai, this is Bani, your wife and she loves you. Now say pleased to meet you Bani!'😡
JB4(heartbreak) took Jai's hand: 'Bani this is your husband and he loves you. Now say 'pleased to meet you to Jai!😡'
JB5(nir_jaanu): 'You two will from on love each other!! Don't you dare break up! You will stay married till the day you die and have three kids who you will love!😡
JB6(Davia): 'Bani you will leave all of you bad habits like sacrificing and doing Jasoosi! Samjhi!!😡😉
JB7 (abhilasha): 'And Jai, if you ever dare to not trust her and kick her out of your house and marry some bimbo I will personally come and whoop your a**😡.'
the seven of them together: 'NOW SHAKE HANDS!!'😡
Jai and Bani just stood there watching these girls.😕 They did not understand one bit of the lecture they were giving.😕
getting tired Davia and Abhilasha pushed Jai and Bani so they collided into each other. Jai steadied Bani and while doing this he noticed her eyes. Getting lost in them Bani looked at Jai's handsome face. Jai put her hand on Bani's cheek and kissed her.
Nir_jaanu: this is better than shaking hands.
moonlitnight: Way better!😃
Heartbreak: Chalo yaar chalte hai, let's give them some privacy.😳😳
Davia: No way. Dekhte hai. this is so ☺️
Jai hands wandered of to Bani's hips. It seemed like they did not need any air right now.
Divan: Mujhe to sharam aa rahi hai, Mai chali.☺️☺️
when Bani's hands started to do things on their own too the seven musketeers closed their eyes and turned around.
Khusboo cleared her throat: I think we should go.😳
they stared walking out of the restaurant when Abhilasha stopped in her track. 'I forgot something.
Nir_jaanu hit her on her shoulder. 'Besharam, why are you going back?'
abhilasha: No yaar, it's not that. I'll just come.
Abhilasha walked back into the restaurant and a few moments later they could hear their favourite song 'jiya dharak dharak jaaye' fill the air.
the seven of them decided to celebrate their victory and took of to have dinner in their favourite restaurant.
Davia (whispering): We forgot to tell the rest what we did to Jai and bani's exes. Do you think we should go and unlock the door so they can get out?
Abhilasha (whispering back): Nahin yaar. Thori der aur rehne dete hai. we'll go back tomorrow. They should know not to mess with Jai and Bani, otherwise they will be messed with. By us!😉😈
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