Next Murgi of the Week- *Guli* - Page 5

Originally posted by: jnawaz

write a short story...that uses all the saali's and of course jiju...😉😉😉...telling us just how much of 'kabab mein hadis' we are...and how much we love you...😃
guidelines:
-use all the saali's and how they are in real life
-no skirts/buttons/zippers for u mrs. besharam
-no...overly *ahem ahem* parts...😃...

Date from Hell

I finally had a date with Jiju…. It was the greatest moment of my life!! I was getting ready and I wore a tank and a skirt.. that was knee length… Jaz knew this (about the date of course).. and she def wanted to see what I was wearing so she came to my house for the 1^st time ever…. And wen I opened the door…… she saw and o boy.. her jaws dropped…..

Jaz: What are you wearing?
Me: What?
Jaz: Ur not wearing a skirt!
Me: But its hot!!
Jaz: I don't care if its boiling! You are changing ur clothes!!!
Me; But…
Jaz; Don't you but me!!

Jaz look through my clothes and she found a long sleeve shirt and jeans!! And she made me wear it!!!

Jaz: There that's more like it!!!

Me: Please!!

Jaz: Oy… you either wear a shirt and top… or I can loan you some burkhas…. I mean… ur choice!

Me; Okay okay.. I will go with this!!
Jaz: And I know u can never say no to me!!!

Me: Kill me why don't ya!

Jaz; Nah!! Not worth it!!!

Meanwhile...

Jiju was getting ready…And guess who knocked on his door.. It was the other saalis…

Jij saw Pachu and noticed her right away…

But he couldn't seem to know the others..

They all introduced them selves….

They saw wat he was wearing… everything was good but his shirt… there were buttons.. which was a clear no no…

They made him take it off… and he changed into a decent t-shirt that still looked good!!! They said perfect!!!!

But then Navs noticed the zipper.. and he's like.. wait.. you have zippers on ur pants.. that's a clear violation.. so change ur pants!

Jij was like… wait.. the only ones I have are sweats..

Jigu: Does it look like I care????

Jij rolled his eyes and he came out.. as if he's going to the gym!!!

He was thinking oh man!!…

Navs: Now we have some rules..

Jij: Rules??

Navs: Yes.. on this date… there is.. and I mean there no…..

He looks at her

Navs; You tell him.. Mamta..

Mamta: Will be glad to…. No touching.. no kissing.. no holding hands..

Jij: No holding hands…????

Pachu: Yes! Cuz apparently.. ur hands… u cant keep them to urselves!!….

Jij: No kissing?

Navs: Do we have to explain you the.. 15 cents.. I mean…. Hello she was allergic to her powder for god sakes! Lets not repeat the mistake!!!

Jij is thinking am I going on a date? Or to war?

Jaz looked at me one more time and she said you look great!! I was thinking oh heck no!! and it was to hot!!!

I ended up driving to his house…

I left my car at his house…..

We both left and he decided to take me out to a restaurant and the beach!!!!!

We ended up going to a restaurant…

We were in a booth…

We had ordered the food and what not….

And then.. Jij held my hand

And guess to came under the table..

Navs: Oy… clear violation of rules #4…. No touching!

We both looked and we were like what the…

Me; Wat are you doing?

Navs: Umm.. Jaz's rules..keep my eye on you!1

Me: Well go away!

Navs: Sorry!! She's paying!! And I say no to $$$…

Me: well I will pay you more to leave!

Navs: Really??
Me: Yes really!!
Navs: Nah…. I will stay here!!

WE were like oh dear!!!!

After dinner.. we took a drive at the beach…

We decided to sit on the sand.. and just watch waves..

We were having a nice little convo!!

I had put my head on his shoulders….. and we were laughing and talking

And then…. Next thing u know..

The waves were acting funny.. but it turned out…..

That mamta, pachu, jigu, jaz and navs….. well apparently… they were all under water.. keep their eyes on us!!!

Jigu: No touching!! That was rule #7….

Me; What?

Jigu: Yes ur head on his shoulder…

Mamta; That's touching!

Pachu: You bet!!!

Me; Are you my friend or theres?

Pachu: Well wen ur on a date.. I am theirs!!

And she smiles!!!!

And then

The saalis came and sat right between us

And we all were looking at the waves

Me and Jiju leaned back and stared at each other…..

And this was our date from Hell!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by: jigna_07

😆
it doesn't sound like a bad date
i mean if the salis are there then its guaranteed to be fun! 😃

Originally posted by: Davi

its been so long that i waited 4 u 2 b MOTW. congrats...u deserve it 👏 ....i want 2 compliment u on ur wonderful ff's dont know how u do it but they r gr8 & really addictive....
all i can say keep up da gr8 work 😉

Originally posted by: nyzbabigyal

haye so sweet of us.. u should be happy guli jaan.. we went easy on u.. i think it was a perfect heavenly date... wat say saali's 😉 😉 😉

Originally posted by: jnawaz

me have another task...this isnt long...but still...lets see what u think...😉😉😉...list in order...from most evil to least evil...the saali patrol/KMH's...and oh yes...any advice for our saali's in traning...aka: sonu4ever and pooja 😉😉😉...you can see why i say saalis in training if u look at the lil side comments on their ff...for those who don't know...😛...ok...get to it...
JAZ

1. jigu
2. mamta
3. pachu
4. shina
5. navs
6. nibu
7. jaz