smile please!!!! - Page 8

Right, time for me to share an experience also! Although it wasn't embarrassing for me, most people I tell find it amusing. This happened about 3 years ago when I was 19. My family was going to a wedding and on that same morning, I came back home from uni. My parents decided to take me along so I agreed. However, I don't like shaving, so I had a 3 week beard at the time. Basically, I looked like a gorilla that had escaped from the zoo. So I was forced to trim it down so that it at looked more presentable. When I was done, I still did look older than my age, but I wasn't really bothered...

So anyway, when we got to the wedding, I immediately broke away and went to find somewhere to sit. This wedding was far from my home city so nobody knew me. So I took a glass of orange juice and I sat down and just silently prayed as usual...

About 5 minutes later I glanced up to notice a guy in his late 20's walking up to me smiling and looking overjoyed... I was a little confused because I knew that I had NEVER EVER seen that guy before! What followed was the weirdest conversation I've ever had in my life...

Weird guy: "Whoaaaa!!! I seriously didn't expect to see you here! How are you?"

Me: (confused) "... I'm good thanks brother. How's life for you?" (Thinking: And more importantly, WHO are you?)

Weird guy: "Excellent! It's been ages since we last met! You've quite changed a bit!"

Me: (still confused) "... yeah man, it definitely has been a long time..." (Thinking: The last time we must have met must have been in a past life because I've NEVER seen you before in this life!) "... and honestly bro, I've been like this for quite a while now."

Weird guy: (laughs) "You're still a joker!"

(I simply smiled. I decided to continue this conversation anyway!)

Me: "So how's the family doing these days?"

Weird guy: "Excellent! Just the same as before. They didn't come along today because they had another wedding to go to in Leeds. How about your parents? Are they here?"

(My parents were around, but seeing as he was talking about someone else's I had to answer accordingly)

Me: "They'll be here shortly brother. I left early because you can't really trust them."

Weird guy: (laughs) "For real! Hey, has your wife come along?"

(I almost choked on my orange juice. I just gave him a blank look and pretended like I hadn't heard the question properly)

Weird guy: "Your wife?"

Me: "... yeah, yeah she's here... somewhere!" (and I just put up a confused smile)

Weird guy: "I'm glad that you turned up today because I didn't think I'd see you again! I saw your wife about 2 weeks ago and we chatted and told her that you lot should pop down one of these days. She must have mentioned that, yeah?

(Thinking: You've met my wife? The amazing thing is that I've never met her... In fact, this is really is a miracle when you consider the fact that I have sworn to remain single! Mind blowing yaar...)

Me: "...Yeah, actually she told me about that... but I figured that I'd see you around today anyway!"

Weird guy: "Excellent!" (I'd figured by now that he had a habit of saying that!) "Have you lot brought your kids along?"

(Thinking: HUH?! Pehle biwi… ab bachche bhi!)

Me: "...Well you know kids, you know the way they are?"

Weird guy: (laughing) "Oh yeah! Where are they anyway?"

Me: "Err... they're with the mrs!"

Weird guy: "Excellent! She didn't tell me that you lot would be here today!"

Me: "That's because I only told her today!" (Thinking: Because I've only just found out today that I'm married with kids!)

Weird guy: "Safe. So, tell me what life is saying for you these days?"

(At this point I thought that I'd like try and be cleaver again...)

Me: "I'll assume that she didn't tell you when she saw you… she is expecting again!"

Weird guy: "Excellent!" (I could have bet my life on it that he was going to say that!) "Congrats! Big, big congrats to you lot! Seriously, you lot are going to have a hand full now..." (laughs)

(I was feeling triumphant, but now I was once again confused…)

Me: "What makes you say that brother?"

Weird guy: "You know what I mean..."

(Thinking: actually just like nearly everything else that you have said, I honestly don't have a clue!)

Weird guy: "It's gonna be 5 kids!"

(If I was sipping on my orange juice at that time, I would have choked and died)

Me: (fake laugh) (Thinking: I'm 19 years old, and now I'm somehow married… aur ab mein chaar bachche ka baap hoon... ab paanchva bhi aane waala hai... I've made an idiot of myself! Whoever this guy has mistaken me for seems to be a lunatic!) "Well, you know me brother... always looking forward to the challenges in life!"

The guy simply laughs. Then a lady came and started talking to him… then he turned to me and said,

Weird guy: "I'll be back here in 5 mins! In fact, I'll bring the old boys along as well coz none of them have seen you in ages either!"

Me: "No problem brother. Take your time. I'll catch you in a bit!"

I watched the guy as he disappeared from view before I quickly finished my juice, got up and disappeared from the scene myself!

My parents found me waiting at the car when they had finished they did ask me why I was nowhere to be seen. I told them that I had taken my four children and pregnant wife for a walk because they were bored. Of course, they looked at me liked I was talking in pigeon-Spanish, but I explained everything in the car journey back home!

Nowadays, I make sure that I go to functions without a beard of any sort! And if I do ever see that weird guy again... God knows what will happen!

God bless.

That was realy funny!

ok so my older sister was suposed to go to majic mountain last week but she didn't becuase she had a sejur so she spend her day at the hospital 😭 , she fine now, she got $500 bucks out of the sejur, 😛 any ways my cousins did go and they went on every ride they could spot and while they were walking they saw sabashton "The Cat" and so they wanted to take a picture with him so when they did my 15 year old cousin saw that his tail was pinned to his butt so she pulled it and when sabashton turned around he said, " you i'm after you" so he chased her all around majic mountain 😆 for about 10 minuets until she saw a bathroom and locked her self in there until my other cousin called her on her cell phone and to tell her that it was safe to come out, about 5 minuets later she got out and tried to stay away fron sabashton as much as they could, she did see him again a couple of times but luckly he didn't see them! 😆

i have another one!

me, my older sister, and my 2 cousins ( the same ones who went to majic mountain) went to the mall. so first we went to a chinease resterount and when we all got our food, bill was on my sister we went to go pay. so when we told the cashier ,( who happened to be chinease, and she looked like she was 48) how much the tottal was... she told us it was 7 bucks and when we asked her if it was for all of us she screamed her head off and it looked like she had a heart attack! 😆 it was soo funny! then we told her sorry, (even though we didn't know what made her scream like that!) she then said it was ok and the tottal for all of us was $20. for the rest of the day she was nice to us at the resterount, she even gave us free refills for our drinks, then my stupid 15 year old cousin ( the same one who pulled sabashtons tail) asked her if the food also had free refills. she just stared at my cousin in a realy seriose way and we just started crackin up. The lady didn't know what was soo funny!

Originally posted by: honey11

thankx angel 😃 and yu dedicated yur ff name to me..aww..so sweet 😳 but angel..i'm a bit confused about the name 'karlo romance'...is it a suggestion for me. 😊

Hehe you called me sweet as well 😳 ! ....well 😉 what can i say ..lol joking its just punjabi title thats all 😆

Originally posted by: RaviMalhotra69

Right, time for me to share an experience also! Although it wasn't embarrassing for me, most people I tell find it amusing. This happened about 3 years ago when I was 19. My family was going to a wedding and on that same morning, I came back home from uni. My parents decided to take me along so I agreed. However, I don't like shaving, so I had a 3 week beard at the time. Basically, I looked like a gorilla that had escaped from the zoo. So I was forced to trim it down so that it at looked more presentable. When I was done, I still did look older than my age, but I wasn't really bothered...

So anyway, when we got to the wedding, I immediately broke away and went to find somewhere to sit. This wedding was far from my home city so nobody knew me. So I took a glass of orange juice and I sat down and just silently prayed as usual...

About 5 minutes later I glanced up to notice a guy in his late 20's walking up to me smiling and looking overjoyed... I was a little confused because I knew that I had NEVER EVER seen that guy before! What followed was the weirdest conversation I've ever had in my life...

Weird guy: "Whoaaaa!!! I seriously didn't expect to see you here! How are you?"

Me: (confused) "... I'm good thanks brother. How's life for you?" (Thinking: And more importantly, WHO are you?)

Weird guy: "Excellent! It's been ages since we last met! You've quite changed a bit!"

Me: (still confused) "... yeah man, it definitely has been a long time..." (Thinking: The last time we must have met must have been in a past life because I've NEVER seen you before in this life!) "... and honestly bro, I've been like this for quite a while now."

Weird guy: (laughs) "You're still a joker!"

(I simply smiled. I decided to continue this conversation anyway!)

Me: "So how's the family doing these days?"

Weird guy: "Excellent! Just the same as before. They didn't come along today because they had another wedding to go to in Leeds. How about your parents? Are they here?"

(My parents were around, but seeing as he was talking about someone else's I had to answer accordingly)

Me: "They'll be here shortly brother. I left early because you can't really trust them."

Weird guy: (laughs) "For real! Hey, has your wife come along?"

(I almost choked on my orange juice. I just gave him a blank look and pretended like I hadn't heard the question properly)

Weird guy: "Your wife?"

Me: "... yeah, yeah she's here... somewhere!" (and I just put up a confused smile)

Weird guy: "I'm glad that you turned up today because I didn't think I'd see you again! I saw your wife about 2 weeks ago and we chatted and told her that you lot should pop down one of these days. She must have mentioned that, yeah?

(Thinking: You've met my wife? The amazing thing is that I've never met her... In fact, this is really is a miracle when you consider the fact that I have sworn to remain single! Mind blowing yaar...)

Me: "...Yeah, actually she told me about that... but I figured that I'd see you around today anyway!"

Weird guy: "Excellent!" (I'd figured by now that he had a habit of saying that!) "Have you lot brought your kids along?"

(Thinking: HUH?! Pehle biwi… ab bachche bhi!)

Me: "...Well you know kids, you know the way they are?"

Weird guy: (laughing) "Oh yeah! Where are they anyway?"

Me: "Err... they're with the mrs!"

Weird guy: "Excellent! She didn't tell me that you lot would be here today!"

Me: "That's because I only told her today!" (Thinking: Because I've only just found out today that I'm married with kids!)

Weird guy: "Safe. So, tell me what life is saying for you these days?"

(At this point I thought that I'd like try and be cleaver again...)

Me: "I'll assume that she didn't tell you when she saw you… she is expecting again!"

Weird guy: "Excellent!" (I could have bet my life on it that he was going to say that!) "Congrats! Big, big congrats to you lot! Seriously, you lot are going to have a hand full now..." (laughs)

(I was feeling triumphant, but now I was once again confused…)

Me: "What makes you say that brother?"

Weird guy: "You know what I mean..."

(Thinking: actually just like nearly everything else that you have said, I honestly don't have a clue!)

Weird guy: "It's gonna be 5 kids!"

(If I was sipping on my orange juice at that time, I would have choked and died)

Me: (fake laugh) (Thinking: I'm 19 years old, and now I'm somehow married… aur ab mein chaar bachche ka baap hoon... ab paanchva bhi aane waala hai... I've made an idiot of myself! Whoever this guy has mistaken me for seems to be a lunatic!) "Well, you know me brother... always looking forward to the challenges in life!"

The guy simply laughs. Then a lady came and started talking to him… then he turned to me and said,

Weird guy: "I'll be back here in 5 mins! In fact, I'll bring the old boys along as well coz none of them have seen you in ages either!"

Me: "No problem brother. Take your time. I'll catch you in a bit!"

I watched the guy as he disappeared from view before I quickly finished my juice, got up and disappeared from the scene myself!

My parents found me waiting at the car when they had finished they did ask me why I was nowhere to be seen. I told them that I had taken my four children and pregnant wife for a walk because they were bored. Of course, they looked at me liked I was talking in pigeon-Spanish, but I explained everything in the car journey back home!

Nowadays, I make sure that I go to functions without a beard of any sort! And if I do ever see that weird guy again... God knows what will happen!

God bless.

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excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆


its mind blowing from start to end...finally,my friend found his mrs..along with four oops!!!five kids 😉 ...

but on serious note ravi...five kids....janaab family planning ka kabhi naam suna hai aapne..😆 😆

thankx for sharing this wonderful experiance with us 😃


honey 😆

Originally posted by: honey11

😆 my stomach is hurting now 😆 😆 yu r tooo much ravi...

but i have a suggestion if yu ever want to replicate hrithik..then perform in a hospital..i'm sure they will give yu concession for fixing yur bones. 😆 😆

JJ, you are sooo funny! hahaha.😆

Originally posted by: honey11

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excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆


its mind blowing from start to end...finally,my friend found his mrs..along with four oops!!!five kids 😉 ...

but on serious note ravi...five kids....janaab family planning ka kabhi naam suna hai aapne..😆 😆

thankx for sharing this wonderful experiance with us 😃


honey 😆

Haila OMG that wassooo funny! Aree Baap 4 kids😕and one more on its way lol. Did yu ever find out who the guy was?

Originally posted by: strawberry007

Haila OMG that wassooo funny! Aree Baap 4 kids😕and one more on its way lol. Did yu ever find out who the guy was?

Hello again friends! 😊

First of all I honestly do not have a clue who the guy mistook me for! One thought that did cross my mind was if that weird guy ever saw "my wife" again, he would congratulate her and probably get a beating for it! 😆

If I do ever meet find out who that guy was and ever meet him, I will definitely give him honey11's advice about familly planning! To be honest, the guy should have been given that advice many years ago. But you know, I doubt that he would be pleased to see me because chances are that he won't be to thrilled about the fact that I put out the word that he's got a fifth one arriving also. 😃

And also honey11, I did find a mrs and 5 kids... they were somehow found for me that day! 😆

God bless.

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Ravi that was very funny I'm sure nxt time he'll ask u whether ur 5th child is a gal or a boy.... 😆

owwww honey dont remind me of these comfortable house slippers... i often do the same thing... once i almost went to a party wearing 1 of those... 😳 😛

okay let me tell u guyzzz of sth i did... it wasnt embarrasing 4 me but it was 4 my teacher... 😉 😆

when i was in grade-8 a new English Teacher joint my school... she had this wrong impression abt herself that she's the most beautiful thing on the earth & used to ask every1 y r u looking at me like this... Once during my Maths exam i was pissed bcoz i cudnt solve 1 sum & was trying my best to solve it... Suddenly I heard her telling "Auditi, y r u looking at me like this???" I was already kinda pissed off & this didnt help nemore... so i answered back "xcuse me Miss wht do u think of urself... neway 4get that wht do u think of me??? am i a lesbo that i'll give u looks???" every1 in the class started laughing out loud & she was sooo dam embarrassed... she even complaint to my Mom as she's her colleague & 4 that to take revenge in the last day of my school i sprayed Aerosol in her hair, though Mom didnt tell me a single thing abt it.... 😛 😉

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Originally posted by: Auditi

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Ravi that was very funny I'm sure nxt time he'll ask u whether ur 5th child is a gal or a boy.... 😆

owwww honey dont remind me of these comfortable house slippers... i often do the same thing... once i almost went to a party wearing 1 of those... 😳 😛

okay let me tell u guyzzz of sth i did... it wasnt embarrasing 4 me but it was 4 my teacher... 😉 😆

when i was in grade-8 a new English Teacher joint my school... she had this wrong impression abt herself that she's the most beautiful thing on the earth & used to ask every1 y r u looking at me like this... Once during my Maths exam i was pissed bcoz i cudnt solve 1 sum & was trying my best to solve it... Suddenly I heard her telling "Auditi, y r u looking at me like this???" I was already kinda pissed off & this didnt help nemore... so i answered back "xcuse me Miss wht do u think of urself... neway 4get that wht do u think of me??? am i a lesbo that i'll give u looks???" every1 in the class started laughing out loud & she was sooo dam embarrassed... she even complaint to my Mom as she's her colleague & 4 that to take revenge in the last day of my school i sprayed Aerosol in her hair, though Mom didnt tell me a single thing abt it.... 😛 😉

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😆 That is way too funny! Proud of you auditi!

-pari