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Thank you Angelic One for sharing the legendary John Abraham incident! 😃

Now then, the following incident only happened last Thursday.

I was at the university laundry and I was in a rush to pick up my clothes so that I could get to my computer labs early and talk to my friend. That day, my luck was at its usual level (zero) because the door of the washing machine I had put my clothes in was stuck! Being the calm person that I am, I decided not to worry and I walked through the corridor and across to the porters office.

I waited for the porter to arrive and I told him "Sorry to bother you brother, but my clothes are stuck in the washing machine in the far corner of the lundry. The door just isn't opening. Can you give me a hand with it please?"

The guy simply smiled and told me "Oh yeah, that machine again! There's no need to worry. It often gets stuck. What you have to do is use a bit of force on it and it'll open with a click as usual."

So I headed back to the laundry to with my newly aquired knowledge. So I simply followed the instructions given to me and pulled the door with a bit of force. It didn't open, so I used a little more force than before. And sure enough, I sound came from the washing machine door. However, it was not a "click"... it was more of a a "clunk". Two other Nigerian students in the laundry had now turned towards me were staring with amazement. I was once again devestated... because the washing machine door had come right off and was now in my hands.

I stood around for a minute pondering over what I should do or say. The other 2 were also silent. Eventually I decided to take the washing machine door and give it to the porter. So, I walked to the porters office once again carrying the door with me. As I walked past people, they stared at me wondering what I was doing with a washing machine door.

My luck came into play once again because the porter was no longer in his office when I got there! So I waited outside his office for roughly 8 minutes holding the door. More people walked past and I noticed that in each case, they stopped talking as they walked past me! 😆 Finally one person did decide to talk to me... a security guard that was passing by!

The big guy walked over to me and asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was waiting to order a curry... I mean why else would anyone ever wait outside the porters office? 😃 The guy was in a good mood so he simply smiled and asked me why I was trying to steal a washing machine door. I told him that I intended to sell it for a profit of 5 million pounds. At that time, the porter arrived. Before he entered the his office, I handed the door to him. The expression on his face was probably similar a hen's face when it lays an egg... 😕

He didn't speak for close to a minute, so in that time I explained what had happened to both the security guy and the porter. I repeatedly made mention of the fact that I simply followed instructions. Of course, the porter agreed. Good guy!

And then I left after the security guy wished me luck in making my quick 5 million pounds. Oh well, at least I got my clothes back 😃

God bless.

Originally posted by: RaviMalhotra69

Thank you Angelic One for sharing the legendary John Abraham incident! 😃

Now then, the following incident only happened last Thursday.

I was at the university laundry and I was in a rush to pick up my clothes so that I could get to my computer labs early and talk to my friend. That day, my luck was at its usual level (zero) because the door of the washing machine I had put my clothes in was stuck! Being the calm person that I am, I decided not to worry and I walked through the corridor and across to the porters office.

I waited for the porter to arrive and I told him "Sorry to bother you brother, but my clothes are stuck in the washing machine in the far corner of the laundry. The door just isn't opening. Can you give me a hand with it please?"

The guy simply smiled and told me "Oh yeah, that machine again! There's no need to worry. It often gets stuck. What you have to do is use a bit of force on it and it'll open with a click as usual."

So I headed back to the laundry to with my newly acquired knowledge. So I simply followed the instructions given to me and pulled the door with a bit of force. It didn't open, so I used a little more force than before. And sure enough, I sound came from the washing machine door. However, it was not a "click"... it was more of a a "clunk". Two other Nigerian students in the laundry had now turned towards me were staring with amazement. I was once again devastated... because the washing machine door had come right off and was now in my hands.

I stood around for a minute pondering over what I should do or say. The other 2 were also silent. Eventually I decided to take the washing machine door and give it to the porter. So, I walked to the porters office once again carrying the door with me. As I walked past people, they stared at me wondering what I was doing with a washing machine door.

My luck came into play once again because the porter was no longer in his office when I got there! So I waited outside his office for roughly 8 minutes holding the door. More people walked past and I noticed that in each case, they stopped talking as they walked past me! 😆 Finally one person did decide to talk to me... a security guard that was passing by!

The big guy walked over to me and asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was waiting to order a curry... I mean why else would anyone ever wait outside the porters office? 😃 The guy was in a good mood so he simply smiled and asked me why I was trying to steal a washing machine door. I told him that I intended to sell it for a profit of 5 million pounds. At that time, the porter arrived. Before he entered the his office, I handed the door to him. The expression on his face was probably similar a hen's face when it lays an egg... 😕

He didn't speak for close to a minute, so in that time I explained what had happened to both the security guy and the porter. I repeatedly made mention of the fact that I simply followed instructions. Of course, the porter agreed. Good guy!

And then I left after the security guy wished me luck in making my quick 5 million pounds. Oh well, at least I got my clothes back 😃

God bless.

LMAO!!!!!!!!! 😆

Now i now y i call you MANGO your always getting in to sticky situations!!!!!

sharan keeper of the *holy belan*

Originally posted by: shaz81

LMAO!!!!!!!!! 😆

Now i now y i call you MANGO your always getting in to sticky situations!!!!!

sharan keeper of the *holy belan*

Hey, it's against all known laws to change your reasoning behind giving a person a name! The orginal reason must stand! 😃

The MangoMania dictionary of law CLEARLY states "Though must sticketh to the original reasons of chooseth thy nameth" 😕

To be honest though, I can't even remember the original reasoning behing the Mango name other than a PM convo between you and Henna! 😆

God bless.

Originally posted by: RaviMalhotra69

Hey, it's against all known laws to change your reasoning behind giving a person a name! The original reason must stand! 😃

The MangoMania dictionary of law CLEARLY states "Though must sticketh to the original reasons of chooseth thy name" 😕

To be honest though, I can't even remember the original reasoning behind the Mango name other than a PM convo between you and Henna! 😆

God bless.

Bless you still remember that was just pure jokes and i can change my reasoning when ever i like its call THE LAWS OF BELANGIRI!!!!!!!

🤣!!!!!!!!

sharan keeper of the *holy belan*

Okay let me post a funny Jokes... its kinda ganda but really funny.... 😆

3 Virgin Daughters:
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their s*x life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital s*x felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:
"Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still, nothing. Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it, in shaky handwriting, were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her
latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages, fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.

😆

Originally posted by: Auditi

Okay let me post a funny Jokes... it kinda ganda but really funny.... 😆

3 Virgin Daughters:
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their s*x life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital s*x felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:
"Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still, nothing. Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it, in shaky handwriting, were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her
latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages, fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.

😆

Tsk Tsk funny but Maha rude LMAO i love it 🤣🤣🤣!!!!!!

sharan XXX

i know that joke was kinda rude but its sooo funny... 😛

Neway herez a love letter To Bani From Jai 4 Valentines Day!!!! 😉

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda),
You are my TVS SCOOTY(first love) and my AIWA (pure passion ). I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI( better than the best ). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles ) for me.This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh ) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough), but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine ) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones). If our fathers say no, we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better).

They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage ) but I believe in COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS ( made for each other ). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life ), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but actually PEPSI(yeh dil mange more)!!!

Yours
LG (digitally yours)

Originally posted by: Auditi

i know that joke was kinda rude but its sooo funny... 😛

Neway herez a love letter To Bani From Jai 4 Valentines Day!!!! 😉

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda),
You are my TVS SCOOTY(first love) and my AIWA (pure passion ). I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI( better than the best ). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles ) for me.This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh ) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough), but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine ) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones). If our fathers say no, we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better).

They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage ) but I believe in COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS ( made for each other ). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life ), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but actually PEPSI(yeh dil mange more)!!!

Yours
LG (digitally yours)

LMAO sooooo funny i dont know half the products but who cares its hystertical!!!!!

best one nokia connecting people LMAO

sharan XXX