CHAPTER 68: *so so sorry that I didn't update sooner…umm got side tracked…blame Guli…she came over and well the rest as they say is 'history'…lol…but hope u like this update…***update was 9.5 pgs on word...hope u all like...***
**Rooj hun this is especially for you...hope u got what you wanted...😉😉** **Guli jaanu..thanks for the assistance...love u**
Note: FYI the ghagra cholis that the guys are wearing are covering their bodies…no stomach showing or leg showing…just the arms…you will see why this is important soon"
Massi and Dadi sitting on the stage surrounded by the five girls was a sight to see. The guys knew that they had no choice but to comply with what Massi had just said. As the four guys walked up to Massi and Dadi it looked like they were about to walk the plank, they were headed to their 'trial"…and well…they were already guilty…there was nothing to be proven other wise. Now it was time to face the music and take their punishment like men…scared men…but men none the less. They stood a few feet in front of Massi, Dadi and the inquisition, who had to try hard not to laugh in the guys faces. They had to hold it in.
M- Tum logo ko sharam nahin aaye?! Kaise ladies function mein chale aaye!
D- Wah wah, puttar…bohot aacha tha…maaza aagaya.
All the girls – DADI!!!
D- Oh, umm…errr
R- Um…jiju's aap logo ko kya ladies kapre pehena aacha lagta hai. I mean…nice selection…aapka designer kaun hai? (winks at them)
Av- Tum log naa…Tasso…phirse chale aaye.
B- (looking at Jai; in a soft yet clearly mad voice) Aapne vada kiya tha mujhse. Phir bhi..
J- Bani woh…ummm…kya hai naa ke…
Jig- Aab aur kya hai kehene ke liyeh bhaia, yeh saab zaroori thi kya?
S- Jigyasa…woh
A- Tum toh chup hi raho… mujhe paata hai ke saare planning tumhara tha.
S- Nahin…Nahin…bhaia ka tha…bhaia ka hai!
Everyone- KYA!?!?!
J- (in his mind) Sahil ke bache…aab tujhko main nahin chodunga…tu baas…uff…
B- Aapne yeh saab kiya?
J- Bani woh…ummm…
M- Tum log aab jaao…tumhare saaza baad mein hoga.
The guys drop their heads down and walk away slowly when they hear someone from the party say "Jo bhi ho…in ladko ke aane se mehndi ki rassam mein bohot masti aagaya hai..bohot maaza aaya".. The guys stopped walking and turned to the girls who were talking amongst themselves, no doubt about what had just transpired, and laughing a lot. Jai took this as their final cue and said…out loud so EVERYONE heard him…..
J- Dadi…aab aap dekhiyeh humare maaza….
Jai gave the DJ his signal and as the girls looked on, the guys took steps forward coming closer to the stage where the girls still were…the song "Im too SEXY for my shirt" came on the speakers and the girls looked confused and lost. The first line began to play….
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Fame, fame, I love my calvins
Oh I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Milan, New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
The girls stared on in disbelief and the guys began doing a really weird 'sexy' dance to the song. They began by playing with the dupattas in a sexy manner, pulling and running over their bodies. When it said 'im too sexy for my shirt' the guys began playing with the buttons/doris of their cholis and pretend to be very seductive in taking OFF the cholis…the girls are standing with gaping mouths and as soon as they got the hint that the cholis would be coming off their hands covered their eyes. The guys proceeded to taking off the cholis.
R- Aare…jiju's ne toh kapde pehene hue hai!
The girls uncovered their eyes and looked at Rano first who was 'covering' her eyes but cleverly was sneeking peeks at the guys through her fingers. Aviva and Jigyasa hit Rano on the shoulder for her peeping tom tendencies.
B- Rano! Chup chup ke aapni jiju's ko dekh rahi ho…
A- Besharam kahin kaa!
R- Woh ummm…err…..aap log dekhiyeh naa…(pointing at the guys)
By this time everyone had opened their eyes and were cheering on the guys…even Massi and Dadi…much to the other girls embarrassment. There they were, the husband and fiancs standing in front of a room full of girls STRIPPING…sort of. The cholis were off at this point and they stood in wife-beaters (the white, sleeveless under shirts). They were still doing the dance…running their hand all over their bodies and hair…
I'm a model
Ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
On the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk
Don't hate me
I'm just like you but better looking
Don't hate me, please
I'm too sexy for my bike
Too sexy for my bike
Too sexy to hike
I can hike
The guys started playing with their ghagras, lifting them up ever so slowly. The girls couldn't help but look just like Rano had been, in between the fingers. Especially Bani. Massi noticed this and said….
M- Aare bahu, tum kyun sharma rahi ho…sharmana toh inn ko chahiyeh (meaning Anu and Jigyasa and Aviva) Tum aur Jai toh paati paatni ho.
Bani blushed from head to toe like the red of a clowns nose. Knowing exactly what Massi ment didn't help matters. The guys had pulled the ghagras up to their knees, almost mid thigh, and yet all u say was still leg, hairy legs, but legs none the less.
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
Whatcha think about that?
I'm a model
You know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the Catwalk
On the catwalk yeah
I shake my little toosh on the catwalk
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
The guys put their hands on their waists and in a split second pulled/ripped the ghagras off. The girls let out loud gasps but it took them a second to see that the guys did have pants on…they were just rolled up. They guys whipped the ghagras over their heads like lassos, rolling their hips in sync. With the ghagra and choli out of the way the guys began to 'seductively' roll their pants down…mind you that the hips were still shaking.
'Cause I'm a model ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
I shake my little toosh on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my dog
Too sexy for my dog
Poor bow-wow-wog
(dog barks twice)
The guys began to walk up to the girls who had looks of horror and confusion all rolled into one. They didn't know what the guys had planned up their sleeves. Just when the girls thought that the guys were beaten, the guys came back stronger. The guys danced up to the stage and then bent over and pulled out some kind of fabric from thin air, or so it seemed, in actuality they had hidden them b4 the came to the party. It took the girls a minute to realize that the guys just pulled out shirts. They guys slowly pulled on the shirts, in slow motion and continued to dance to the song. The song was coming to an end…..
I'm too sexy for my "A"
Too sexy for my "A"
Dave's going to leave me!
And I'm too sexy for this song!
At the end, the guys stood, some what out of breath, looking dashing because they were out of the ridiculous outfits and into normal, guy clothing; some nice black slacks and elegant shirts. The songs end, triggered the woots and hollers from the guests. The guys turned to them and took bows, and blew out flying kisses. They turned back to the girls to see Massi and Dadi smiling happily, Rano rolling on the floor and the other girls…well they were mad to say the least. Each hands on their hips. They were sending daggers to their significant others. The guys took a shot and winked at the girls who let out gasps as they guys did that. The 'hmphed', crossed their arms over their chests and with out a single word they walked off the stage, intending to go away from the guys…that's when they were once again shocked….the song "Humse Rahoge" from …Aur Pyaar Hogaya came on.
Humse Rahoge kya hamesha khafa
Maaf bhi kardo jaana
Maan to li hai humne apni khata
Maaf bhi kardo jaana
Dekho ye gussa chhodo
Ab tum ye kissa chhodo
Dekho ye gussa chhodo
Ab tum ye kissa chhodo
Hum hain sharminda galti hogi na aindaa
The guys watched the girls walking towards them, sort of, and off the stage…the guys went in front of them and blocked their way so they couldn't go anywhere…each guys dancing in front of their respective girls.
Humse Rahoge kya hamesha khafa
Maaf bhi kardo jaana
Maan to li hai humne apni khata
Maaf bhi kardo jaana
Dekho ye gussa chhodo
Ab tum ye kissa chhodo
Dekho ye gussa chhodo
Ab tum ye kissa chhodo
Hum hain sharminda galti hogi na aindaa
Humse Rahoge kya hamesha khafa
Maaf bhi kardo jaana
The guys were standing next to their girls and began to take their hands and dance with them. The guys were doing the disco style dance…where you bang your hip with the hip of your partner…hope u all know what I mean… the girls were going from side to side and the guys kept repeating this step…
Maan bhi jaao suno tumko kasam hai
Kaisi ye zidd hai kaisa sitamb hai
Milte ho jo kahin
Dekhte bhi nahin
Maan bhi jaao suno tumko kasam hai
Kaisi ye zidd hai kaisa sitamb hai
Milte ho jo kahin
Dekhte bhi nahin
Aisa bhi roothna kya bhala
Dekho to ek nazar tum zara
Aisa bhi roothna kya bhala
Dekho to ek nazar tum zara
Jo tum pe marta hai uska hai ab haal kya
The girls managed to get their hands back from the guys and walked away headed to the front door. With the song playing still the guys ran to the front door…well only Tasso and Jai…blocking the entrance so they couldn't walk out. They winked at the girls who turned back around to leave and go back to the stage. As they turned around the say Aditya and Sahil dancing with arms out stretched as if they were going to hug the girls. Jai and Tasso joined them, arms out stretched.
Dekho ye gussa chhodo
Ab tum ye kissa chhodo
Dekho ye gussa chhodo
Ab tum ye kissa chhodo
Hum hain sharminda galti hogi na aindaa
Humse Rahoge kya hamesha khafa
Maaf bhi kardo jaana
Aise nikalo nahin tum humein dil se
Chaahne waale milte hain mushkil se
Socho zara meherbaan
Paaoge humsa kahan
Aise nikalo nahin tum humein dil se
Chaahne waale milte hain mushkil se
Socho zara meherbaan
Paaoge humsa kahan
Chhodo bhi tum ye naaraazgi
Aao bhi karlein hum dosti
Chhodo bhi tum ye naaraazgi
Aao bhi karlein hum dosti
Ab jaane bhi do ki jo bhi hua so hua
The guys stepped closer and were about the embrace the girls into hugs but the girls managed to duck out of their reaches, but not for long. As the girls almost walked past the guys, the grabbed the girls hands and them spun them around…unwillingly I might add. They began dancing with the girls in their arms, making their way to the middle of the dance floor.
Dekho ye gussa chhodo
Ab tum ye kissa chhodo
Dekho ye gussa chhodo
Ab tum ye kissa chhodo
Hum hain sharminda galti hogi na aindaa
Humse Rahoge kya hamesha khafa
Maaf bhi kardo jaana
Dekho ye gussa chhodo
Ab tum ye kissa chhodo
Dekho ye gussa chhodo
Ab tum ye kissa chhodo
Hum hain sharminda galti hogi na aindaa
The song was almost ending as they guys still danced with the girls, who try as they might just couldn't get away…the last line of the song played…
Humse Rahoge kya hamesha khafa
Maaf bhi kardo jaana.
The guys ended up on the floor, on one knee…obviously kneeling, in front of their girls…they had their hands on their ears in an age old sign of apology. They mouthed "Im sorry , I Love You" to the girls who were standing in front of them not budging at all…not even one bit. The girls turned to leave then the guys, still on their knees, grabbed onto their wrists. The girls were trying to get out of their grasps when the stoped cold and suddenly they heard…nope…not music…but this time…the guys themselves singing….
Maula Mere, Maula Mere Maula Mere, Maula Mere - 4
Aankhein Teri - 2, Kitni Haseen
Ki Inkaa Aashiq, Mein Ban Gayaa Hoon
Mujhako Basaa Le, Iname Tu
(ishq Hai
Maula Mere, Maula Mere Maula Mere, Maula Mere - 2) – 3
The girls looked back down to see the guys had began to sing the song "Maula Mere" from Anwar…beautiful song…all by themselves. They weren't great singers but hey, they were trying. The guys slowly rose to their feet as they continued….
Ki Inakaa Aashiq, Mein Ban Gayaa Hoon
Mujhako Basaa Le, Iname Tu
Mujhase Yeh Har Ghadi, Meraa Dil Kahe
Tum Hi Ho Usaki Aarzoo
Mujhase Yeh Har Ghadi, Mere Lab Kahe
Teri Hi Ho Sab Guftagoo
Baatein Teri Itni Haseen, Main Yaad Inko Jab Kartaa Hoon
Phoolon Si Aaye, Khushaboo
By this time the girls were so swept off their feets that they didn't know what to say. They just went along with whatever the guys did. They were dancing with the girls, a romantic dance…not a fast paced typical Indian dance…you know what I mean…no jatkas…lol…
meraa Dil Yahi Bolaa, Meraa Dil Yahi Bolaa,
Yaara Raaj Yeh Usane Hai Mujh Par Kholaa
Ki Hai Ishq Mohabbat, Jiske Dil Mein
Usko Pasand Karta Hai Maulaa) – 3
The guests cheered and applauded the guys while Massi and Dadi couldn't be more proud, and Rano let out a few wistles…well 4 for her 4 jijus. The guys ended the songs with the girls in their arms and the girls ended the dance with tears in their eyes. It was really sweet and the song was so touching. When the guys pulled back from the girls, they noticed the tears. The girls tried to wipe them b4 the guys saw it but that didn't happen…
S- Toh hum samajle tum saab ne hume maaf kaar diya?
A-(hitting him playfully) Chup…aa tum log kush ho naa…hume rulake.
Adi- kaarna pada, tum log the ke baath hi nahi maan rahe the.
Jig- Kiss ka idea tha?!
J- Jiis ka bhi ho, bolo ke maay kiya ke nahin?
B- Haan, maaf kiya. (still sniffling)
The rest of the ceremony with Bani and Aviva getting their mehndi done. Rano was not interested in the least bit. She knew if hers came out too red they would ALL tease her to the limit. The guys had already had their fun so they left but came back as the guests were leaving. The girls sat around the living room letting their mehndi dry.
D- Tum logo ne bohot aacha kiya function mein aake, maaza aagaya!
M- Bilkul biji!
B- Aap log khabi nahin sudrenge…kabhi kuch nahin sikhenge.
J- Aare…hum toh aane wale nahin the…
Jig- Matlab…?
Adi- Matlab ke jab Sahil ne aake kahaa ke uss ke paas fool proof plan hai….(couldn't finish)
Av- From #1 FOOL himself!
S- Hey!!!!
(they all burst out laughing with a fuming Sahil…)
T- Jo bhi ho, humne socha ke hum nahin aayenge…dress code purple…blah blah blah…paar tab aaya kahani mein twist.
R- Kaunsa twist jij?
D- Haan, haan…kaunsa twist. (Dadi listening like it was a hindi movie)
J- Main Jigyasa ke kaamre ke paas se guzaar raha tha tab maine sunna ke dress code blue/green hai. Uppar saab purple kehe rahe the…
S- Taab humne niche jaakar Bhabi aur baki ladkiyon ke baatein sunli thi…baas…plan change.
R- Haila…jiju…(talking to Jai) besharmi ke upper se eavesdropping…chup chup ke ladikyon ke baatien sunna…chi…buri baath hai…(sticking out her tongue)
Adi- Aare humein kya paata tha ke tum saab itne chalak nikloge…we had to do something…Sahil ke izzat ka sawal tha.
T- Tum log naa jaane kya kya sochte ho bechare Sahil ke baare mein…
S- Haan…ek meri bhabi hi toh hai…jo mera khayal rakta hai…kaise defend kiya
(goes and hugs Bani; while the girls roll their eyes)
S- Ok toh kaal ka function mein kya kya hoga?
M- Kaal…Sahil…phirse piitna hai kya? Kaal ladies sangeet hai.
Adi- Aare sifr Ladies kyun…tum log bhi khabi kuch sikhoge nahin.
Jig- Matlab…?!
J- Aare…iss fnction mein kitna maaza aaya…hum ladko ke vaaje se.
B- Phir bhi , nahin…aap log nahin aa sakte.
(the guys and girls go and argue for a few minutes back and forth about letting the guys come to the ladies sangeet)
R- Ok…Ok…ek minute…idea.
J- Kya idea sali-ji?
R- Ok…aagar aap log sangeet mein aana chate hai, aapko ek choti si test paas kaarna hoga.
Adi- Kaunsa test…
Av- Haan, Kaunsa test…Rano tum chup baait naa!
R- Uff…di please…let me explain.
Jig- Ok…explain.
R- Ok main aap saab jijus ko ek task dunga jo aapko paas kaarna hoga. Aagar paas hogaye toh samajligiyeh ke aap ka kaal ke function mein entry mil gaya.
J- Ok…good…yeh hiu naa baath..
S- Haan, bolo task kya hai…(excited now)
R- First rules…ok rule number one…no cheating…saab ko aapne aapne task khud complete kaarna hoga…
T- Done…next…
R- Rule #2…jawab sahi hona chahiyeh for entry…bilkul 100%...no "shayad…lekin' none of that…
Adi- Ok master-ji…lets begin…!!
R- Wait…rule #3…aap saab ko sahi jawab dehna hoga…koi ghalat jawab nahin deh sakte…aagar aap charoon mein se ek bhi jawab tikse nahn deh paye…out…all of you…saab ke saab entry rejected….and only one try
All guys together- WHAT!!?!?!
M- Bhai, rules to Rano ne rakh diya…aab tum ladkon bolo…manzoor hai yah nahin.
(think for a minute)
J- Ok…ok…manzoor hai…kya kaarna hoga.
R- Oh simple si baath hai…aap ko aapna naam dundna hoga………..
Adi- That's all…so easy…we wont fail…
S- haan, samajlijiyeh ke entry milgaya!
R- Ek minute…puti baath toh sunlijiyeh….aap ko aapna naam dundna hoga…meri didi's ki hathoon ke mehndi mein…….Remember…only one shot and no mistake….
The girls are happy with this game plan…Rano never disappoints…the guys think it over and decide to give it a shot. The scene is something like this…the girls on the long couch - Jigyasa, Anu, Bani & Aviva – the guys on the floor looking at the girls hands. After about 20min Jai finally finds his name…then Adi and Tasso within the next 10min…but it was almost 90min later that Sahil finally found his name…kya kaare bechara…hes too slow. It is decided that the function is no longer just ladies sangeet…guys have gotten their entry….
S- Yeh hui naa baath…hum ladko se panga khabi aacha nahin hota!
A- Matlab…
S- Matlab ke…
Adi- Matlab ke tum ladkiyaan hum ladko se khabi jeet nahin sakti.
Jig- Aacha janaab yeh baath hai.
J- Aur nahin toh kya…tum log toh haar maan chuke the…we made you mad…phir hum hi ne manaya…
B- Oh…toh jeet aapke hue.
S- Of course Bhabi!!
A- Sunna tum saab ne…Rano…sun rahi ho…jeet ladkoon ke hue!
(Rano was in the kitchen for a sec and just came back)
R- Oh ho, jeet mere jiju's ke the.
J- Bilkul…boys are the best.
(The girls had already moved to go to their rooms and were slowly climbing the stairs)
R- Vaise jiju…aake jeet kaise hue…aap log toh pakare gaye…phir saab ke saamne gir gaye the…woh bhi ghagra choli mein…saab ke saamne 'strip tease'…woh saab kya tha.?
J- Woh saab kuch nahin…aant mein hum ne tumhare didi's ko mana hi liya naa.
R- Haan so toh kiya…lekin "Sorry" toh aapko hi kehena pada naa…toh jeet kaise hue…(the guys give Rano a confused look) kehete hai na jiju…'you may have won the battle but my di's won the war'…haan aap logo ne didi's ko manna liya…lekin mafi toh aap ko hi manga pada…aap ko lagta hai ke you won…lekin you lost…and I didn't even know it…isse kehete hai 'power'…the element of the unexpected…aant mein…GIRLS ARE THE BEST…we always….ALWAYS…win…
The guys stood there taking in all that Rano said. She was right…yes the won so to speak but in reality the lost…the did say sorry to the girls…that too on bended knee. Oh they were good, the girls were really really good….the looked at eachother for answers…how had all their planning…all that embarrassing things they did…how did all that still lead them to lose…
R- Good night jiju's…sweet dreams…remember…meri didi's ke koi jawab nahin…(winks at them and leaves…while the guys stand there….dumb founded)
…Ch 69…the ladies/gents sangeet coming up…and yes…anyone and everyone interested in coming to the wedding…RSVP…lol…so I can add u in that update…
JAZ
Edited by jnawaz - 18 years ago
Jaane Anjaane Hum Mile
Fan Fictions
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon
