CHAPTER 67: **to my jaanu guli for some of these ideas...and to my salis...the Bhagam Bhag is for u....** to all my readers as well...with out you there would be no ff to update...it ws 8pgs on work**
*~* special thanks to my pc PACHU...even though she dosent read this ff....love u my PC...*~*
It was time for the girls performances and it was getting late so they couldn't wait any longer for the guys to show up. They were really crest fallen because they had really hoped that the guys would show up. First up Aviva and Bani did their dance which was "Thoda Sa Pagla" from Aur Pyaar hogaya...(nice song...listen to it if u want)....
The guys were sitting there stareing at the girls dance. Jais mouth hung open at seeing Bani dance like that. She was wearing a beautiful ghagra choli...the choli wa short...not too short and her dupatta was pinned around her but Jai still got glimpses of her perfect waist. The only thing he could think of was getting up and grabbing her by the waist and pulling her to him. Sahil poked him and Jai was brought back to reality. The girls were dancing around Jigyasa and Anu as the song played on.
The guys frowned at a particular part in the song. Well Jai and Tasso tried hard to control their laughter...Adi was beeming with pride...and Sahil...well...Sahil was not too happy about it. The lyrics were describing a type of man that the girls wanted...when the song said "thoda sa pagla" Bani and Aviva danced around Anu...while Rano led the rest of the girls in chanting "SAHIL"...when the song said "thoda saiyanna" Bani and Aviva danced around Jigyasa...while Rano led the girls in chanting "ADI". Anu began laughing at 'pagal Sahil'...while Jigyasa blused to 'saiyanna Adi'. The song ended and every one clapped. Jai and Tasso had to try..and try hard...to keep their applause normal and Jai had to fight the urge to get up and wistel for his wife...lol.
Next up was Rano and just her song selection had everyone laughing. She choose the song "Mehndi Mehndi" from the movie Chori Chori...all the girls were cheering her on as the song began. The four girls watched Rano in awe, with love and care. Ranos song went something like this....
Na Na Na Na Oh Na Ji Na Na
Mehndi Mehndi Na Mujhko Lagana Mujhe Saajan Ke Ghar Nahin Jaana
Na Na Na Na Na Ji Na Na
Mehndi Mehndi Na Mujhko Lagana Mujhe Saajan Ke Ghar Nahin Jaana
Chaahe Kuch Bhi Kahe Dil Deewana Dil Ki Baaton Mein Mujhe Nahin Aana
Chaahe Kuch Bhi Kahe Dil Deewana Dil Ki Baaton Mein Mujhe Nahin Aana
Na Na Na Na Na Ji Na Na
Mehndi Mehndi Na Mujhko Lagana Mujhe Saajan Ke Ghar Nahin Jaana
Everyone laughed because only Rano would pick a song like this. Rano was not interested in boys or shaadi. As far as she ws concerned her family came first...then studies...then future career...and for what she cared...boys still had COOTIES...lol...Rano danced to the song while everyone cheered for her. At the end of her performance Bani and the other girls all gave her hugs and all that....
They guys clapped for Rano and once her dance was over they had decided to leave. They had seen what they came to see so they were done. They just had to be careful because of the dresses they had on...they didn't need to trip over the fabric or something...that would just give them away.
*Back with girls*
M- Wah Rano beta..."saajan ke ghaar nahin jaana"...kyun?
R- Aare Massi...too much drama...aap toh dekhi rehe hai ke mere didi's kitne pareshan hai mere jiju's ko lekar...bekar ke musibat hai.
Av- Aye haye..."musibat"...jaake kehede tumhari jiju's se ke tumhe lagta hai ke woh saab 'musibat's" hai...
R- Nahin...woh...err...
B- Haan...abhi jaati hoon...(Bani turns to leave when Rano catches her arm)
R- Didi...mera woh matlab nahin tha...woh kya hai na ke................................
Rano trails off because movement from the corner of her eye catches her attention. She looks to see that four people are attempting to get up. They seem to be leaving ut something about them is not right...Rano just put her finger on it when one of the girls turns towards her and she sees who it is. She immediately breaks eye contact and pretends to go back into the normal conversation.
R- Oh didi aap bhi naa...(wispers in her ear) act normal didi...main jo keheti hoon...just follow.
B- (looks at her weird) Umm...Ok...
R- Didi chalieyh naa...Anu di aur Jiggs di ki mehndi dekhte hai.
Rano draggs Bani and Aviva closer to Anu and Jigyasa. They all lean on the floor so they can look at the mehndi better.
R- Ok...aap log dekhiyeh maat...lekin woh log aagaye.
Av- Kaun...kaun aagaya?
R- DI aap bhi naa...mere jiju's.
B-Av-A-Jig-M-D...KYA!?!?!
M- Kahaa hai...maine toh nahin dekha. (Massi is about to turn and look for the guys)
R- Massi!!!
M- Sorry baba
Jig- Haan, maine toh koi purple nahin dekha...yahaa toh sirf blue aur green hai.
A- Rano...tu kya kehe rahi hai.
R- Uff....jiju's pehele se hi function mein the.
B- Magar kaise?
Av- Haan...woh log yahaa hote toh hume paata chalta.
R- Paata chalta lekin kaise, woh log toh purple pehene nahin hai.
Jig- Kya matlab?
R- Matlab...jiju's are here...lekin humare tarha...blue aur green pehenke.
All- KYA!?!?!
D- Haye...mere heros...heroins ko bhi jhatka deh gaye!
B- Unke yeh himmat...humse chalaki...
Av- Unhe kaise paata chala ke hum blue aur green pehene wale hai?
Jig- Aab woh baath important nahin hai, aab tum log kya karoge...woh hi important hai.
R- Haan...plan toh hai lekin aab usse change kaarna padega.
Av- Ok...idea...lekin Massi Dadi...aap logo ki madat chahiyeh.
M- Haan haan beta...baas bol ke kya kaarna hai...hum hai tumhere saath.
Av- Ok phir suniyeh............................
The guys manage to get up and are holding their dupattas so that no one can see their faces clearly. They are about to make a move from the door when they stop dead in their tracks. "Suniyeh?!" comes Ranos voice over the music. She announces that the girls have put together one more performance so if everyone will be kind enough to stick aroung a little longer.
T- Jiju...aab kya hoga..?
Adi- Haan...humne toh performances dekh li hai...aab hume jaana chahiyeh.
J- Jaana toh chahiyeh lekin aab kaise....aagar hum chale gaye phir shayad pakar jayenge.
S- Haan...hum aab nahin jaa sakte.
J- Ok...chalo...phirse bait jaao...keep calm...kuch nahin hoga...iss performance ke baad hum chale jayenge.
The guys take their seats again not having another choice. They see the girls huddled in a group making all sorts of gestures and what not...seemed like they were planning enterances or osmething...nothing that they needed to be worried about. A minute or so after they sat down Tasso notived that Massi and Dadi were walking their way. They didn't make eye contact with them at all. Massi and Dadi just cam and sat behind the guys, pretending to be lost in their own conversation. (ok so guys r sitting like this...Sahil, Adi, Jai, Tasso)..Massi and Dadi end up sitting behind Sahil and Adi. The guy hold their breaths afraid as to what they motherly figures behind them will say........
M- Biji aapko ladkiyoon ke dances kaisa laga?
D- Aare mere heroines toh kamal hi kaar diya...bohot aache the.
(they guys breath easy again seeing that the ladies havent noticed that they guys are in front of them.)
D- Aur ladkiyoon ki mehndi...boht aacha hai...
M- Haan, dekhte hai ke kiiska saabe se zyda lal hota hai, vaise biji ek baath kahun aapse?
D- Haan, Billo bolo...
M- Nahin woh...main sooch rahi thi ke Sahil aur Anu ki jodi kuch tik nahin hai.
(they guys hear this and are all ears..they listen to the conversation as Sahil looks to the guys scared)
D- Kyun...aacha kjyun nahin hai...Anu toh aachi ladki hai.
M- Haan, Anu toh bohot hi aachi ladki hai.
D- Phir...baat kya hai?
(the guys confused as well...where is Massi going)
M- Biji...Anu toh bilku Bani jaise hai...sanskari, pyaari, kubsoorat...lekin Sahil....
D- Matlab...?
M- Aare...Anu kitni innocent hai, so pure...lekin humara Sahil...uske toh girlfriend ki lanbi list hai.
D- Aare koi baath nahin....ladka hai...nadan hai...
M- Sahil woh...ek um.....kya kehete hai...woh...um...haan...PLAYBOY hai..
(the guys...all four begin coughing...they chocked on something when they heard Massi talking like that...let alone about Sahil like that)
D- (puts a hand on Sahil) Aare kya hua bete...saab kuch tik hai naa...
S- Ji (manly voice)....ahem...(girl voice) mera matlab hai ji...im fine...
M- Aur tum log bete...saab kuch tik hai...paani magva doon?
J- Na...(guy voice) ..(girl) nahin...thanks hum tik hai...
M- Ok...haan toh biji....
D- Main sooch rahi hoon ke shayad Jigyasa Adi ke liyeh nahin hai.
(Adis color falls from his face)
M- Haan...Jigyasa kitni shararti hai, aur humara Adi toh sida sada hai...
D- Haan..mujhe nahin lagta ke dono kuch rehe sakenge.
M- Haan biji woh....
"MASSI, DADI"...came Ranos voice and the guys looked up to see Rano coming their way. They huddel a little more together to avoid Rano.
R- Dadi, Massi aap log yahaan hai...chaliyeh mere saath...hum abhi dance shuru kaarne wale hai...chaliyeh.
M- Haan, chalo....
(Massi and Dadi get up and kind of bursh agains the guys)
R- Oh so sorry, excuse us...
T- No its ok...(girl voice)
The ladies walk away leaving a confused/scared set of guys. What had they just heard...no way that they said all that...omg...what was going on.
S- Bahia...what the h*ll was that...?!
Adi- Haan...Maa aur Massi ko kya hogaya...humare shaadi...
J- Aare aabhi chinta maat kaar, im confused too...yeh dance hojaane deh phir main dekhta hoon.
T- Haan...woh.................
They guys stop talking as music comes on the speakers indicating that the girls are ready to start their program. The song "Bachke rehena re baba" from the movie Bachek Rena Re Baba comes on over head. The guys look at the girls and they stand in the middle of the dance floor. They guys are shocked to see that the girls are looking right at them, anger, joy and trouble all sparking in their eyes...they begin the dance.....
(hum Ladkiyan Nahin Hungama Hain
Lagti Hain Sidhi Sadhi Hum Mein Drama Hain )- 2
Ladko Ke Peetche, Peetche Peetche Jaye
Jadoo Chalaye Hum Hain Balaye - 2
Ek Chutki Main Kar Doongi Main Tumko Apna Raja
Bachke Rehna Re Baba - 8
Ladkon Ka Fashion Hua Hain Poorana Aaya Hain Ab Ladkiyon Ka Zamana - 2
Payal Humari Jab Jab Bajegi Tumko Lagega Thumka Lagana
Jadoo Chalaye Hum Hain Balaye - 2
Ek Chutki Main Kar Doongi Main Tumko Apna Raja
Bachke Rehna Re Baba - 8
Aankhon Main Kajal Agar Hum Lagaye Phir Kya Hain Hum Raat Usko Banaye - 2
Pal Bhar Main Badal Ko Aawara Karde Chunri Agar Hum Hawa Main Udaye
Jadoo Chalaye Hum Hain Balaye - 2
Ek Chutki Main Kar Doongi Main Tumko Apna Raja
Bachke Rehna Re Baba - 8
(hum Ladkiya Nahin Hungama Hain
Lagti Hain Sidhi Sadhi Hum Mein Drama Hain) - 2
Ladko Ke Peetche Peetche Peetche Jaye
Jadoo Chalaye Hum Hain Balaye
Ek Chutki Main Kar Doongi Main Tumko Apna Raja
Bachke Rehna Re Baba – 8
The guys are just stuck on the spot not knowing what to do. The song ends and the guys come out of their reserves but only for a second as another song starts up...its the song "Bache rehena re baba" from the old film Pukar 1983 (thanks guli and uncle...lol) as the song goes on the girls are clearly pointing to the guys and dancing.
(Bachek rehna re baba,
Rachke rehna re), -2
Bache rehna re baba, tujhpe nazar hai.....
The girls are about to go and dance around the four guys when....
Tere liya aaye, tere hi dewaane,
Jhoome naache gaaye, aaye rang jamane
Kaise kaise taufe laaye,
Tu kya jaane, tu kya jaane...
out of nowhere...totally shocking the girls out of their minds...the guys...led my the great JW himself...get up and begin to dance whiel pointing at the girls. The guys make their way to the stage, and dance in front of everyone. As the shock wears off the laughter begins. There in the middle of the room is the great Jai Walia and the other guys in blue/green lehengas dancing shamelessly to the music. Massi and Dadi are beside themselves laughing...Anu and Jigyasa don't know wether to laugh or die of embarassment...while Rano, Aviva and Bani stare on....the girls regain their composure and dance ot the song once again...
(Log tujhe samaj rahe deewana, mastanna
Lak bhes badal jaye, maine toh pehechana)-2
Sahil and Adi go and grab Anu and Jigyasa by the arm an pull them to the dance floor, much to their mortification....
Thamle haath mera, choroon naa saath tera,
Tera mera ek saffar hai...
Aun and Jigs along with the other girls retort back...
Dil me mere joh bhi hai, mijhko khabar hai-2
(Bachek rehna re baba,
Rachke rehna re), -2
Bache rehna re baba, tujhpe nazar hai.....
(Rano came with)
(Sambalke tu chalna teri rahoon mein hai kaante,
Phool toh mali ne baas aapno mein hi baatein.)-2
Leaving Rano on the side each guy grabbed his girl and danced to...
Tu merban rahe, toh meri dil yeh kahe
Badi ahsaan dagar hai.....
(they cont. even though the next part if for the girls)
Aaj aapne pyaar pe mujhe pe fakar hai-2
Tere liye aaye tere hi dewaane,
Jhoome naache gaaye, aaye rang jaamame..
Kaise kaise taufe laye tu kya jaane tu kya jaane...
The girls cut in with....
(Bachek rehna re baba,
Rachke rehna re), -2
Bache rehna re baba, tujhpe nazar hai.....
With that the song ends with the girls eyeing the guys waiting for an explination. It was a classinc scene. The girls lined up in front of the guys...each couple standing in front of each other. Jai in front of Bani...so on and so forth... on the dance floor..Massi and Dadi are grinning at the group while they stand on the stage. Rano is in the middle of the floor between the guys and girls. Th girls have both hands on their hips with fury and confusion in their eyes. The guys are just smiling at the girls...they wink at them leaving the girls with gaping mouths...the guys move in with gleems in their eyes as the make their way to hug the girls...sensing what is coming next the girls take a step back. Tasso nods his head at the DJ...the guys keep coming closer and have the most mischevious look in their eyes. The girls hands frop from their waists, anger is replaced my fear and they run behind Massi and Dadi. The guys are still smiling when the girls hear music come onver the speakers. The guys take their cue and take the bottom of the ghagra and tuck it into the top...making dancing much easier for them...(try and picture it...lol)
The song "Bhagam Bham" comes on from Bhagam bhag...listen if u want...its is hilarious in this situation....
http://ww.smashits.com/music/hindi-film/songs/5890/bhagam-bh ag.html
Aate aate
Jaate jaate
Koyeh koyeh
Jaage jaage
Thake thake
Haare haare
Doode doode
Saare saare
Piche piche
Aage aage
Dheere paare bhag bhagam bhag...
Dekhi jo teri yeh aada,
Dewaane hogaye fida
You make me believe we're not alone
Meri hi bahoon mein...
Khabhi sharmayegi aye o
Khabi ghabrayehgi aye o
Khabi toh aayegi o o....
As the song went on the 'dance' turned into a full out chase. The girls hiding behind Massi and Dadi to begin with. They ran...well not ran...but u get the idea...into the crowd...between the guests and what not...lol...they were trying to escape from the guys and their grasps. Rano was having the most fun. She sat with Massi and Dadi on the stage looking out in front of her seeing her sister's and jiju's all acting completely mad...She sat on a chair with legs crossed and grinning. As the last line of the song played Sahil stopped mid way of the run/dance...he threw both his hands in the air and put one leg out in a pose of some sort. Adi was behind him and stopped suddenly because of Sahil...Adi was unsteady on his feet when Jai came from behind and triped on part of his ghagra and fell on Adi who fell on Sahil. Tasso came running not noticing the guys on the floor when he too joined them having tripped over Jais leg.
The muic stopped, people gasped and fell silent. After a few seconds Rano ran down and started the chain of laughter. Every single person in the room was laughing with the exception of the mortified guys. Even the DJ was rolling on the floor. The guys moaned and rolled off of each other and just stayed on the floor, with eyes closed. They were afraid that if they opened their eyes the werent going to like what they say...Again the music came on the speakers and the guys opened their eyes. They saw all 5 girls sorrounding them, looking down on them. The song "Kudiyon Ka Hai Zamana" from the movie with the same title came on.....
(jaraa Dil Ko Apane Thaam Ke Rakhanaa
Tum Matlab Apane Kaam Se Rakhanaa) - 2
Mithi Mithi Baaton Mein Naa Aana Fas Jaaoge Jaal Mein Waranaa
Kyun Kyun Kyun Kyun Ki
Kudiyon Kaa Hai Zamaanaa - 6
(sun Sun Sun Meraa Kanganaa Sun Kyaa Bole
Sun Sun Sun Sun
Chan Chan Chan Meri Paayal Chan Chan Bole
Chan Chan Chan Chan) 2
Baiyaa Thaam Le Meri Sad Naal Baahiyaa Hole
Chutaki Mein Hai Nind Udaanaa
Aankhon Se Hai Jaadu Chalaanaa
Kyun Kyun Kyun Kyun Ki
Kudiyon Kaa Hai Zamaanaa - 6
Aaha Oh Aajaa Aajaa (aaha Oh Nachale - 2)
(cham Cham Cham Meri Bindiyaa Kaa Lashakaara
Cham Cham Cham Cham Cham
Sonaa Sonaa Sonaa Meraa Lagataa Laal Karaaraa
Sonaa Sonaa Sonaa Sonaa) - 2
Taal Se Taal Milaale Meri Ankha Kaa Samajha Ishaaraa
Taal Yahi Hai Tumako Uthaana
Bachanaa Kar Degi Ye Diwaaanaa
Kyun Kyun Kyun Kyun Ki
Kudiyon Kaa Hai Zamaanaa - 10
The girls danced around mocking the guys...woman power baby...they were laughing and dancing all at the same time. The cheers were almost as loud as the music. The guy just closed their eyes praying that all this would be over soon. The music ended and they guys slowly opened their eyes...to see 5 pairs of eyes staring at them...Bani, Jigyasa, Anu, Aviva and Rano...all looking down at them. The guys were too scared to move let alone decide to get up. The girls move away from them giggling. The guys know its time to get up...they have...although the would prefer to have the floor open up and eat them.
One by one the guys get up helping the others along the way. The straightened out and looked to the stage. There it was...Massi and Dadi sitting on chairs in the center...sorrounded by Bani, Aviva, Anu, Jigyasa and Rano...each girl hands on hips again waiting....
M- Idar aao!!!!! (very serious)
The guys look at each other and know...IT'S TIME TO FACE THE MUSIC..........
...Chapter 68...what happens...wait and watch...what are their punishments.....lol...if any at all...
JAZ
Edited by jnawaz - 18 years ago
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