Random Musings : Jaidas (Part II)

Jaidas was kicked out of Chandni Bar as the Bartender because he ended up consuming the entire stock of liquor they had, with Chunnilal's unsolicited help, he got a job as a Crooner with Another Bar.

Baro to herself : Yeh Jaidas mujhe kahin ka nahin chodega.......Pehle Bartender, Ab Crooner....What next? Cabret? Hey bhagwaan, yahi din dikhane ke liye zinda rakha tha.....😆

Sandy to himself : Uh Oh, lagta hai Jaidas toh mujhse bhi zyada popular ho jaayega, I have to do something to stop him.......Lagta hai, baal thode aur badane padenge.....😆

Jaidas to himself : If I also do a strip-teasing act along with my singing, I am bound to be a rich draw.......😆 Waise bhi Baro ne mere liye sirf yeh Baniyan aur Chaddi chodi hai, baaki sab toh woh hadap kar baith gayi.....😆

Ananya to Jaidas : Bhaiyaa, you rock.....Take that Baniyan off also......Raat ke khane ke liye paise pure ho jaayege......And another good news, I got a Bai's job, thanks to Baro's help!😆

Jaidas to Chunni : My Love, My Honey, Ummm, you cheeks are so soft.....Hey come closer love.....Kya hua, us din ka experience bhool gayi?

Chunnilal to Jaidas : What the hell are you talking about? And stop kissing me, Yuck....Main Raghulal nahin hoon....Ergh, leave me.......Koi bachao......😆

Baro to Jaidas and Chunnilal : Accha, toh mere peeth peeche yeh sab chal raha hai.....Jaidas, tumhein maine ghar se kya nikala, tum desperations ki is had to guzar gaye...Abhi khabar leti hoon tumhari......Where is my Broom?😆

Jaidas (sober now) to everyone : Arre where was I and why the hell is Chunnis' lips so swollen? Aur Baro, tum mujhe aise ghoor ke kyon dekh rahi ho? And Raghulal, stop giving me those "looks" for God sake, haven't I told you, main us type ka nahin hoon?😆

Raghu Kaka to Jaidas : Jai beta, mujhe nahin pata tha ki tum bhi.....😳😆

Jaidas to Everyone : Oh God, tum sab log pagal ho gaye ho......Main Chunni ko nahin, Piyamukhi ko kiss kar raha tha......Mujhe nashe ki halat main pata nahin chala ki Chunni kaun hai aur Piamukhi kaun.....Dono ek hi jaise lagte hai....😆

Baro to herself : Hey Bhagwaan, main lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi......Piamukhi aur Chunnilal dono? Lagta hai Jaidas ko ghar wapas bulana hi hoga, yeh aadmi mujhe kahin ka nahin chodega.......

Jaidas to Baro : Ek hi shart main wapas aaoonga, tumhein Walia House ki Tanki ko khali karwaake, usmein meri Favourite Bacardi Breezer bharwaani hogi, so that main jab bhi nal kholoon, usmein se mere peene ke liye man chaha Alcholhol nikle😆

The Saga continues with Jaidas coming back to Baro's Walia Mansion.....

Cheers,

MT

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fantastic.... mera holiday started on a funny note... 😉
I loved the one where he's somber...n questioning everyone.... 😆
great... 👏
Happy Janmashtami to you dear...

Poo

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OMG I can't stop laughing. The one about not knowing who is Chunni and who is Piamukhi and visualizing Jaidas doing a striptease just cracked me up. And Jaidas crooning and being a competitor for Sandy Bhalu.😆😆😆

Waiting for the saga to continue in Walia mansion.😊

hahahahahahahahahaha .......😆great job MT...its awesome....soo mausing to read....very creative....thanks for sharing and pleeeeeeeeeease continue soon! 👏

Jaidas and Cabaret 😆 😆 😆

MT, love u sweetie for making us laugh

😆 awesome work MT!! 👏 👏
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very funny, good job 👏 👏 👏

😆 Mt thanks .can't stop 😆 😆 😆 and it's only 8.30 here 😆 😆 😆 jaidas and chunnilal 😆 😆 swollon lips 😆 can't stop

Jaidas to himself : If I also do a strip-teasing act along with my singing, I am bound to be a rich draw....... Waise bhi Baro ne mere liye sirf yeh Baniyan aur Chaddi chodi hai, baaki sab toh woh hadap kar baith gayi.....

Yaaar.. yeh to classic hai.. 😆 😆

😆 😆 😆 too good MT 😆 😆 😆