pia: bani di, please help me!
bani: sorry pia, you're on ur own. you got urself into this mess. (she leaves)
jigs: who dared to use my lipstick?!
aditya: jai, u know how you always asked me why i divorced jigyasa?
jai: yeah.
aditya: this is why.
pia: i'm sorry, jigyasa auntie, please don't hurt me. i used ur lipstick, i don't know why i did it, i couldn't control myself.
jigs: u used it? (getting angry)
jai: (stands up to jigyasa) jigyasa, calm down. She just used ur lipstick, no big deal. Why are you so over protective of your make up? you need to see a doctor, cause you're just crazy.
jigs: oh, i need to see a doctor, do i? Let's so who needs to see a doctor.
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jai: (wakes up) wait, where am i? why am i at the hospital?
bani: u don't remember?
jai: remember what?
bani: how jigyasa auntie....did this to you?
jai: (remembers everything) DAMMIT!
aditya: jai, don't worry, i've sent jigyasa to see a doctor, she's in therapy rite now.
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doc: so ms. walia, i hear that you are very over protective of your make up? why so?
jigs: yes, doctor. I am very over protective. I don't know why, but i get so angry. I can't control myself. This has been a problem with me since ages. My husband left me because of this. And also 2 years back, my jai bhaiya touched my lipstick, and i did very terrible things to him.
Doc: you are crazy!!
i know that this isn't that funny, i tried to, but no good ideas popped up in my head.