1. Once more please! – Gosh!Arrey ye kya hai bhai?Replayme bhi munna phirse besura ga raha hai? Munna's sincerity had me in stitches.You would think he was singing a bhajan but he still looked hot and cute and eatable.The reactions of the baby Cobras was priceless.
2. Hum besure hai tho kya hua dilwalen hain - Dhamaka over,our Desi Michael is not all embarrassed but just looks at his ardhaangni with that smile that was made for him.Maamla yahaan ulta ho gaya.The one person who should have felt disappearing in to the earth was the least unaffected and was busy flirting with his wife.
3. To do or not to do - It was so funny to see the entire marriage party so uncomfortable, embarrassed to the core and looking at each other for some signal.Should they clap or not?Aur ye munna bhi was not making their job easy.He was snugly standing there smiling and looking like he won't get down till he got an applause.Mausiji and Dadi sported the best expressions'Arrey ab kya kiya jaaye?Jhoothmooth clap hi karlen kya?Arrey bandhu koi tho kuch ishaara karo.'BTW just observe Papa Cobra when Aditya announces that Jai will sing for them.Munna's new boyfriend claps his hands gleefully and looks at munna with adoration!Something there I tell you.Maybe Raashi ahs taken after Papa Cobra in this matter.
4. Munna parameshwar - Sometimes even munna shows some flashes of discerning power.It was particularly perceptive of him to expect that even in this tuneless situation he could count on his pretty wife.Indeed as soon as he has finished throwing out of balance,several people's peace of mind,without even a bit if hesitation he looks only and only at his wife like he knows she will be the only one who will understand and appreciate the sentiments and emotions that were clothed beneath his soul-jarring tunes.Amma was tipsy with her darling munna's love song.I seriously think during such speechless staring sessions,Bani looks more like munna's amma than his wife.Gosh!That proud,protective,motherly look!
5. She clapped,He bblushed - Didn't I say this is a duffer couple?These two seemed to be the only ones who actually enjoyed the song.Goah!Pie-eyed Amma slowly puts her hands together and claps and everyone else is taken aback'Arrey ye kaun mental hai?'And gosh!Munna's expression scared me.I thought fortified by the encouragement he would torture his vocal chords once more.But thank the lord!Jokes apart this scene was beautiful because of the bespoken understanding and love between JB.True it is that in love sincerity counts more than anything else.How did matter if munna proved to be a serious competion to the donkeys or that he put himself in the danger of becoming the laughing stock of the city for the rest of his life?He cared only for what his wife thought of him and he was secure in her feelings for him.She clapped and you could actually see him glowing with gratification and love.I am sure everyone else understood this as they joined in the clapping and stared at the pair lovingly.They have touched up his voice or audio for munna's precious voice seemed much more bearable than a day before.Also so many things missing in yesterday's last frame were shown today like the Cobras' expressions and Bani's resounding claps.
6. I could have danced all night - Whoever would have thought the old dear to have had so much of romance in him?Everybody was pleasantly surprised to see the khadoos ,proud and ruthless Jai Walia safely tied to his wife's pallu.As he claims his wife's hand and leads her to the dance floor and thankfully the original track of 'Kuch na kaho' plays,the entire party is touched.Gosh!JB stole the entire show.It looked like they were the bride and the groom.This is called goondagardhi.Ek tho is umarme uparse shaadi ke jode ko override kar diya.Really munna!It was a beautiful scene.Amma was like a ripe laal tamaatar and her shy smiles and stealing glances made her lovelier than ever;she truly looked like the bride.Just look at my neelnath!Gosh a hit of skin peeping through his kurta,the bewitching smile,smouldering glances - Gosh!He looked like blueberry pancake to me.Just ready to eat!You know I think the height difference between the two makes their pair even more attractive.During the C-scene when he bent to kiss her back and today when he bent his head so he could not take his eyes off her even for a moment-divine!Neelnath is a sexbomb.No no Neelu is a missile,a tanker-he will just blow you up.
7. Tu cheez badi hai mast mast - Pia is Pia.She just rocked in this song 'Pia piya o piya piya'-just tailormade for her.Her jhatkas and matkas and adayen were just fab.Classy and the choreography was well done.She deserved Aditya's flying kiss and munna's indulgent expression read'Interesting!'.I think for the first time munna is seeing Pis as just Pis and not the damsel that ditched him.I think he enjoyed her performance though that screwed up eyes,that slant smile indicated amusement and even admiration at this live wire's guts and wonderment about what is this girl?She dares ditch me and now look she is dancing right under my roof -no laaj,no embarrassment.Gosh!She is just like me when I was singing!Roshni Chopra can try for item numbers in the big screen.
8. The hairy ape – Gosh!It is Rishi from KTH alright.And if this black noodled
9. haired creature is a rock star then my waist size is only 17 cms.Gosh!And why should a rock star wear such tight clothes?Phat gaya tho Swamiji aur mere munne jaise virgins tho heart attack se latpat ho jaayenge.To add insult to injury that ada paka beard.Geesh!He is such a good looking fellow and dances like a dream.Why did they have to turn him in to a cartoon?
10. Jhalak dikhlaja – Sandy Bhalu,apna muh kyon chupa rahe ho?Woh tho munna aur Cobra ka kaam hai.While he was dancing his hair was all over his face.Wondering how he didn't trip and fall?He sees and munna and I got a heart attack seeing his confused and hurt expressions and that aag from nowhere.What were they trying to show?I thought maybe he was munna's son.Gosh!Thank god he turned out to be something else.Those silly love-sick females at his chhathi when he was finished-Gosh girls!Stay away from him what if his hair is full of lice?Munna was having that same expression when his saali was dancing-polite amusement tinged with enjoyment.
11. Saath saal baad - I love it when munna gave his nose downs to Roshni.Gosh look at Cobra's Jewellery.Awesome.Very classy.Every time she appears in front of him,munna looks like he has gulped a glass of karela juice.In fact he starts looking like one.She is right.Till date nothing has happened the way munna wanted.His women run him the way they want.It has always been that way.Poor soul is realizing only now.Or is it?Just to irritate her he takes Bani to meet sandy about whom I am sure he care not even apenny.I loved the way he puts his arm around Bnaia nd proudly introduces her to sandy.Bhalu has that weird expression and Munna is absolutely clueless.Cobra joins them and wow!How the mighty fall!Cobra and munna's expressions were out of this world as Bhalu said that he remembers seeing both Roshni and munna at Rustomji hospital.Munna's frozen but I am glad that he no longer gets panic attacks at the mention of Park road.Earlier it's mere mention was enough to get him all mad and hyper.But he looks awesome in that bull dog avtar.
12. "Murder" the hairy ape said - I think they are deliberately overplaying on the word 'murder'.Pay careful attention to what Bhalu says.He said that seven years back when he was at the hospital donating blood,he remembers a murder case beinh admitted in room 103 of the same hospital whose murder had been committed by munna.This doesn't mean that Bhalu saw him actually murdering the victim?I think what he emans is this-that a murder victim read 'accident' victim was there at the hospital and whose condition was due to Jai walia.I think there was no actual witness to what happened at Park road that night.I think a drunk Roshni must have slammed into Bani's mother injuring her fatally and she herself suffering severe spine injuries.A distraught munna must have admitted both the ladies in the hospital and hence the blame must have automatically come upon Munna.And he was seen by this stupid Bhlu who couldn't sit at home and mind his business but decided that he would become Karan dharmatma by donating blood exactly on that night.Cobra escaped but the lady was less lucky maybe due to a family history of diabetes.A case was launched against munna but honey money talks!He bought all the people concerned including Nishikant and the case was closed.But there are so many questions unanswered.Where does the mechanic come in to play?Does that mean that their gaadi got kharab and they were delayed eraching the hospital?Everybody;all the witnesses talk about a madam;Roshni being with munna but nothing about an accident victim?And the mechanic looked positively delighted in recounting the events of that night.Surely not the reaction you would expect from somebody who took a bribe to hide a murder?What about this Bhalu?Why did he keep mum for seven years?Who is white gloves?Why Bani alone is supposed to be affected the most?Why not the other two Dixit sisters?What about Nishikant and the 10 lakh rupees?The children were old enough then why don't they have a clue about what happened?Why this guy is striking after 7 years because of Bani missing all these years?There is a lot more to this than that meets the eye.I think munna has foolishly and unnecessarily been living in fear over something he has not committed.Either a very first-rate plot or a stupid hyped nonsensical one.I hope Balaji doesn't disappoint us like SP and it is the former.I really hope my munna escapes stain free.I still think it is an accident and not 'murder'.bani's mom was killed in an accident.Killed is different from murder.'Murder' is deliberate.Munna's just not capable of that.I think Bhalu is a school dropout and doesn't know the difference between 'Murder' and 'accidentally killed'.
13. Water pump fight - Ever witnessed a fight between robust hatta katta women over water,when there's a dearth of it?No?Fret not.Apna munna hai na.He and Cobra wow!I almost thought Cobra will be at him and tear his clothes with her teeth and he will bite her ear off.Really!Munna can get so LS sometimes.But I loved it that even at such a crucial situation Bani was always on his mind.He was forever concerned only about protecting her from hurt and preventing her from leaving him.
14. The Humraaz;Munna's personal journal - "Us raat main dhai baje toilet gaya.Paanch ghante baad nahaane… … …"Gosh munna!Bas yahi baki hai.For heaven's sake!Which man discusses his S life with his co-accidenter?Why does munna have to share everything with Cobra?It is so demeaning.And munna is so stupid brained.The way he said it would seem that his rishtha with Bani ahs been sealed because they spent a night togther.AActual fact is he loves her like crazy.Watch how you express yourself son or you are going to be ain lot of trouble.Won't be surprised if he's in a mess now w.r.t Park road becaiue he said something stupid.Really munna must start practicing discretion.
15. Jugalbandhi - I enjoyed mausiji and Dadi's dance because it was so atrotious.Hardly what you would expect from elderly ladies from respected business families.But it was a riot.And it was well shot.The song is one of my all time favourites and abundantly befits the situation.On one hand theer is fun and masti as the ladies perform,caring not for izzat or umar and on the other munna is on iron nails while Bani is worried at his worry and hurt that he still doesn't consider her worthy enough of his confidences.Rano and Sahil too find the song suits their state of ind.Gosh!Raashi Rano's not your would be.Spare those glances for Swamiji.The tung tung sounds and poor munna standing like he's seen death-BTW notice his one white hair keeps fluttering like a kati patang wants to escape from the branches of the tree in which it is stuck.I wish I could pluck it and keep it as a memento.Munna na sahi uski kam se kam uska baal tho hoga apun ke paas.
16. O Sadhu! - There is nothing sexier than a handsome devil in ochre!Gosh!Swamiji looked so hot yesterday!But so funny when Mausiji and Dadi sandwiched him while they ere dancing and he,with folded hands and his usual moody expression gives them a dirty look.Gosh!If Swamiji ever decided to become a temple priest,sab baalikaon ki nazar bhagwan pe kam aur us par zyada hogi.I wish he had also worn rudraksha mala and held a kamandal in his hand.Just perfect!
17. Main kaana but you necessarily both eyes andha - Gosh this Cobra.They say a snake around your legs will not rest till it strikes at you.How true.But I can undesratnd her state.After all it is the question of munna here.No normal woman and givee up with a weak hal-spirited fight.Any woman worth her salt would fight till the end.But at the cost of risking your own life?i don't know if I would do that.But at least the stupid raaz would be out and we can breathe in peace and so can munna.I want all the facts to come out and I am sure munna will be innocent.I mean his crime would not be as huge and sinful as it has been made out to be.
Red cards awarded to -
1. Sandy.Geesh!What hair,what tight stone washed pants.How dare he calls munna a murderer?Actually munna is you know.Sabko roz hi tho maar daltha hai apne adaon se.
2. To Cobra.Actually she needs the mental hospital.She has lost it.
Yellow Cards to
1. Me!I cannot tell you why.
2. To Park Road.Stupidest thing in the whole world.I hope they re-christen it..
3. Everybody because I am so irritated with yesterday's business and all this raaz nonsense.Why can't they just cut it and show munna and his bahu going on their honeymoon?
Raaga's grievances
1. Roshni's Jewellery is not mine.Gosh!It's just awesome.
2. Again Tony was missing.
3. Munna's not yet confessed his love to bani and I doubt if he will.
4. Gosh!Sahila nd Rano are yet to elope.Gosh my poor poor munna.Aur kitna sahega.And poor Bani too.
5. Poor me.Two more episodes of Bhalu and Park road and Cobra.Gosh!I guess Papa Cobra will also have a hand in this.
Goals awarded to -
1. Ram and Rakshanda.Superb.
2. Roshni Chopra for her dansu de ventre.
3. Mausiji and Dadi for the comic element.
4. Swamiji for re-defining male hotness.
Raaga's secret urge -
Gosh!I wished I had a pair of scissors so I could chop off that silly Bhalu's silly slimy overgrown over yuck black locks.
Raaga's last words -
A crack episode worth missing.But that would mean you will be missing ma munna la luscious and the water pump fight and the unique black noodled haied Bhalu too.I think the raaz is going to be an anti-climax but at least we would get to see atrling performances from Ram and Prachi.
The power's been playing hide and seek since morning.😭Sorry for the dull commentary.Blame it on the drabepisode.I am so not looking forward to Monday and Tuesday but I guess it will be worth watching for munna.Have a great weekend dears.Cheerio.😛
-Raaga
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