1. Mother Teresa se Maha Kali tak – Gosh!Ye kya kar diya munna?After that night I can hardly recognize Bani.She is making passes at her husband and gave such a dressing down to Sahil and Rano and is so decisive about what she wants to do about them that I am already cringing for munna whe the stupid raaz becomes known to her.In a way she is right.If only Rano had confied in Bani but now if she goes the Pia way then again it will be Bani whi will pay heavily.I just wish Bani hadn't stressed so much on Anu's life depending on their one but decision but had made Rano understand how her one mistake could sour their relationship with Jigyasa and Ranvir further.The way mayi said it would seem to Rano like Bani is more concerned about Anu and the Walia family more than anything else which is partly true but not entirely.
2. Puppy Love – You would think Raashi is engaged to Rano rather than Sahil.I mean she is forever on the lookout for Rano.Even when her fiance is gifting her something she wants Rano.If Rano's missing she gets lost and hyper.Honey ye nahin chalega.Swamiji ka kya hoga?Uska bhai aur biwi dono hi us Rano ke liye compete kar rahein hain.
3. Mami ka ghulam.– It was so funny to see Bani instructing Sahil with her eyes to take away Raashi with him. Bani has indeed become Mrs.Walia.No longer does she keep mum but actually takes pro-active decisions but sending Rano away to Mt Abu is such a dumb idea.She is actually creating grounds for Sahil to elope with Rano.Why don't people understand that when the passion of love gets to your head, you just want to unite with your love and you cannot care for logic or izzat.I so wish Bani had confided in her husband.
4. The screeching factor –As Bani went down memory lane and was reliving her happy days in her maiks we got a dose of Priya bhattacharya happily screaming away 'Meri duniya hai'so much so we could hardly hear Bani's nostalgic voice drenched in pain and longing.This is such a common sore thumb in Indian shows.The background music is proportional to the dialogues.I mean how do you expect to hear the dialogues when a broom dum dim dussh background is drowning it down?
5. Mera laddoo!Hai! – Just pay close attention to Nishikant's photo with the haar on.May his soul rest in peace but gosh!So funny.His expression.I was laughing like crazy.Like somebody has stolen his eatable and he is staring at him jealously.Really!Couldn't they get a decent picture of him?I hate this flashback.So depressing.And I thought it was particularly selfish of papa Dixit to burden Bani's tender shoulders with the responsibilities of her sisters.I mean she is not a grand old lady but just a20 year old.Isn't her happiness important too?Binding her by a kasamh and vexing her is so unfair.He should have got a kasamh from the other two too that they too will take care of their di's happiness.I so hate one way business.
6. Ghostpathy _ Bani begging support and help from her papa ghost was so creepy.Gosh Bani.Why can't you just concentrate on munna and seriously after being rained by kisses how can any normal woman worry about a stupid raaz which your husband is anxious to keep it away from you?This is called khuladi pe pair maarna.Papa Dixit your daughter is in safe hands.(Or should I say munna is in your daughter's safe hands!)Please no ghostpathy with your daughter please.You please remain doing whatever it is that you are doing.And if you can please keep Bani's mind occupied.Oops.That should be munna's job to keep his wife occupied with you know.
7. Tu bhaasuri bhaja and I go madhhosh re – Gosh!The lovely flute strains during a mushy mushy JB scene just makes me go weak in the knees. It was the same bg when Jai for the first time sits close to Bani and tells her he no longer hates her.That was during the pregnancy jhamela.I think this bg perfectly defines the JB love-pure,unaffected,selfless and pure poetry.I wish they would play it more often.
8. Tere pyarme mar gaya main,safed hi pehnoonga - Munna,safed Holi pe aur shok manane par pehanthe hain.Aaj tak tho safed shirts se bhagthe the, now why safed?But I just loved this entire sequence."aap bhi na"."Tum bhi na".Gosh!I am so smitten by it.It was so so sweet.These two were so much at ease with one another.The perfect domestic bliss!Easy assurance of each other and their light teasing repartee "Meri haldi thodi na hai!".And munna still wants to get rid of his wife?Ha ha.Come again munna?
9. Hai tera ye sharmana – Gosh!Munna's main asset is his sharmana.It makes him so vulnerably cute and transforms him from Jai walia to munna.When he comes out from the bathroom in his black kurta,he just glances at his pretty wife and immediately his head goes down in sharam and his lips sport a cute shy amile.Hai!Mar dala munna!No wonder mamiji's a goner.
10. Mera chanda hai tu,mera tara hai tu – Gosh!Does anyone else think that in this cute scene Bani was like munna's amma?That proud speechless look she had for him and the way she was handing out all his things for him-gosh Bani!He is your pati for heaven's sake.Bani looked so sweet in the pink and yellow sari though a bit older.Is that to match munna's 'age'?.I remember in my younger days whenever we used to visit exhibitions father used to buy me those yellow and pink cotton candies as a treat.Bani looked just like one.Delicious!Wonder munna didn't eat her up.
11. Mirror mirror on the wall,who's the fairest of us all? – Gosh munna!Here your wife is staring at you like there's no tomorrow and you have eyes only for yourself?Just look at how he keeps concentrating on getting the crease of his kurta correct and how he keeps adjusting his stole.Munna is umarme itna vanity?Why son?Jise impress hona tha woh tho kaam se gayi.Now you can aaraam se add a two tyre to your tummy and another double chin to your assets,mamiji wont care a dime!
12. Doriwale dori kheench – MT you are spoiling me.You are making me more despo than I should be.Gosh mamiji's dori was begging to be untied but mamaji had eyes only for his mirror.You know it felt like Bani and munna are connected by an invisible dor and she got pulled by him all of a sudden as she progresses towards him automatically and hands him out his things,her doting smile intact.It was funny the way Bani was staring at munna,you would think she had x-rayed eyes and she could see even the inside of him.If you can dear,you will see every nerve of his spells your name but budda satiya gaya hai.Tujhse divorce chahtha hai!Stole tak nahin dood sakta tumhare bina!I just loved her monologue and the musicless background.Just Bani's voice that proclaims her undying love for her husband."Main aapse bahut pyar karti hoon Mr.Walia!",accompanied by her foolishly loving and indulgent smiles.The silence suddenly pierced by 'Tujhe dekh dekh sona'!Brilliant!hats off to the creative team.They are reaching new highs with every mushy JB scene.Keep it up.But munna was interesting only in his make-up.After he was finished,he shifted his attention to his mobile.Really munna you need lots of growing up to do.How can any sane man ignore so much beauty, such direct passes?Munna is munna still.
12. Pi(y)a ka ghar – Whose? Arey Piya heart attack dogi kya?Such sensible statements from you is such a shock.You are bang on.Mr.Walia is the right person to confide in at this moment but poor munna is being stalked by his wife and you are unnecessarily involving him in more trouble.I wish Pia had herself been the messenger of love and not sent her silly sister to confide in Mr.Walia.
13. Munna tune kya kiya? – Tere kisses ne mere daaton ka kya kar diya ki mujhe dentist ke paas jaana pada!I hope Tony is not involved with this 29th business.If he is then I hope he is Bani's brother or munna's.I know it's too far-fetched but I am so smitten my his perfect manners and everything,I want to see more of him.But I am not sure if I can ever accept him in any other role.For me he will always be Tony butler forever."Anything else ma'am?"Goah I juat love the way that comes out from him.
14. Amma dekh dekh tera munda bigda jaye Arrey Bani amma dekh tera munna pi pi ke bhainsa hota ja raha hai.Khyal rakh varna ek din uska night gown phat jayaga.Easy munna.There's difference between drinking water and sharab.Water flushes out toxins while Sharab is bad for your poor liver.But easier said than done.Ask me how difficult it is to shed that extra sinful fat.Munna was happily drinking away day dreaming possibly about how well he looked in front of the mirror!I just love Aditya.I really wish he is Bani's pa.Gosh munna as his damad,I'll die of laughter!Sahil,munna and Aditya make the perfect three musketeers.I can imagine them sitting together,indulging in peg after peg and sharing inside stuff about their wives and having the time of their lives!That would be nice to see.If only.Sahil makes a superb devdas,sulking and brooding.I think he would make a good tragic hero.And I just loved Rano's dress.She looked very pretty in beige.
15. Isharon isharonme dil lene waale – Hai ye munna aur uski bahu ke deadly eye exchanges!Munna was ghooming like a carefree bird and he is immediately arrested by mamiji as he peeps through and gosh!Connection established and the 'Pehle palken jhapkega kaun' contest begins! 'The number of women who flirt with their own husbands is scandalous!' said the great Oscar Wilde.Bani absolutely exemplifies this axiom.Oops.Sorry!Mrs.Walia's not flirting but seducing her husband right in front of an entire marriage party!Dekha ek raat ka asar!Gosh!Those killer smiles and the fatal eye exchanges!How do these two manage to exude so much sensuality by some mere stare exchanges is just amazing.Munna's mesmering smile Gosh!I wanted to jump in to the screen and kidnap munna for myself."Dyaan kahaan hai tumhara?"Abey munna!What a silly question!You occupy the whole of the doorway and entice away your wife from proper conduct and dare ask her this?I mean come on bechaari kya karegi.You have made her jut fit to be a member of our despo club.He touched her and mamiji got an electric shock.I mean I would feel so embarrassed if I were the receiver of doting speechless stares.Munna probably loves them.
16. Ponga pundit Swamiji looked so fabulous in black!Raashi and him?What a waste!O gosh!I just love the bells bg that plays for him.And of course the tika.He is getting better by the day.But I missed hiss exy voice.I wish he has some dialogues today.
17. Eh le - Socha tha Bani par ilzam aayega and munna will be her pillar of strength but looks like we are in for a surprise!So Ranvir will make munnathe bait?And mamiji will be the only one supporting him?What a twist na?
Yellows cards awarded to –
1. My grandmom.She sits snugly during KS,throwing unasked comments and asking a trillion mindless questions and invariably becomes a serious obstacle in my drooling at JB and especially munna.
2. Munna for wasting that brilliant opportunity in their bedroom.
3. Munna and his bahu for making my life hell.Gosh I am eating.drinking,sleeping,grinning,shouting JB.Mera kya hoga sawariyan?
4. Rano.For her stupidity.And why such an ingenious way of ascertaining whether munna sanctions her love or not?Actually she deserves a red card but since she is going to be responsible for munna standing up for Bani,against his family, I am being generous with her.
Foul awarded to – Ranvir!For the obvious reasons.How dare he impersonate munna?Swamiji,you are not even his toenail's barabar.IYou are going to pay heavily for this ghustaki.Raashi is waiting for you.
Goals awarded to – Mama and mamiji.For setting a record in 'Flirting after marriage'.Gosh!I hope we have are treated to some more of their potent encounters.And of course to munna.He has become the perfect joru ka ghulam.Don't e surprised if in a few days you find him washing vessels for his pretty wife and massaging her!
Freak goal awarded to – Pia!Gosh!Since when did she grow so much sense?I only hope she doesn't start understanding munna more than her Di.That would sure be a tragedy.
Raaga's grieviences –
1. I don't have Rano's dress.
2. I am not Bani especially when mamaji was making eyes at her.
3. Rano's so dumb.
4. Why did Pia get that stupid brainwave?
5. Why is there telepathy between Swamiji and Rano?
6. Why can't Jai and Bani just elope and keep playing the staring and flirting game?
7. Raaga's impulsive urge - You know when the two were shamelessly flirting with each other I had this sudden urge to see munna his wife and their two kids play ring-a-ring-a-roses!Don't ask me why.I hardly know myself.I just badly wanted this scene.I think it would be cute na?
Raaga's last words – Bani's monologue about how it is her love that is responsible for her stay at the Walia mansion and wondering for how long she would be able to hold her love is foreboding as well as reassuring.It probably means that though the truth might affect her initially her love for Jai will compel her to forget the past and the hurt.I hope so.But her newfound boldness and determination bothers me.This woman will stop at nothing to get hold of the raaz.29th June is going to be the crisis day after all.All the events are heading towards a crash that will change JB's lives forever,for the better I hope.Gile shikwe only strengthen the bond of love.As long as JB stay under the same roof there is no danger of their love weaning.Of that I am assured.But tell me what's going to Swamiji's gamepla?Will he risk putting his chota bhai's life in jeopardy just to get at Bani?I guess today munna will unwittingly give his blessings to Rano and the two will elope.But swamiji will play his cards such that Bani will be blamed and munna will rise to her support.Then will walk in Rano and accuse munna of foul play. Misunderstandings between JB and hopefully this will lead to Jai's confession of his love for bani.But the raaz would be out by then and their relationship will go through a sad phase.I am not exactly looking forward to this and I hope Ekta has something brilliant up her sleeve that will shock and surprise us.Love is blind.Gosh Rano!Can't you make out it was not Jai in the arm-chair?I mean if it had been him,he would be overflowing the chair!And that's not his hair-style.You could make that out even in the dark.And don't you know munna yet?Do you think he would just shut his mouth after you exploded a bomb in front of him?And why couldn't you have demanded an answer then and there?I mean which girl would say if you bless me during the ceremony I will go ahead?Gosh!Girls are such foolish things.i am an exception of course.I just hope munna doesn't get the blame and JB relationship suffers a downfall.As if the raaz is not enogh,so many complications.I just hope they pack maximum of JB scenes before that stupid raaz takes over.Gosh.i m feeling so scared for me munna.God be with him and his bahu.I am so looking forward to today's episode.
Gosh!I have written too much already.Cheerio loves.Have a nice day.😛
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