Shopping guide – Kasam se!

Conceptually and ideologically I am indebted to moondust (JJKN section).Thank you moondust. Your humor is amazing.👏This is not meant to insult any of the characters or anybody's feelings. Just a pastime.

The KS actors endorse the following products:😛

1.Endorsing The Walia laughter Club!

Membership fee-10,000/fortnight. Guaranteed stress buster. Not satisfied? We return your smiles!

2.Endorsing Wrinkle free Silk nightclothes and bedclothes and a complementary cuddly arm for a pillow!

While you were sleeping or otherwise! Hurry stocks limited. First come first serve basis.

3.Endorsing the Munna blush-on!

Transfer resistant and intensifies with every crimsony situation. Available in two hot shades: Spicy crimson and soft rose.

4.Endorsing Kal aaj aur Kal futuristic photography studio!

Fancy how you will look like twenty years from now? Come to us and you won't know yourself!

5.Endorsing the mountain goats dairy service!

Fresh goat milk and fresh sheep wool coats and sweaters delivered at your doorstep. Try us and say goodbye to baatli milk.

6.Endorsing the Walia haunted mansion!

Haunted by never before seen species! A must try experience.Kasam se!

7.Endorsing the fair and novelty fairness cream!

From darkness to light! Ah mine eyes dazzle!

8.Endorsing the Butlers' school of hospitality!

Learn the art of being The perfect butler! Specially trained staff. Boarding facilities available.Admissions open!

9.Endorsing the tear free herbal soap for adults, for the first time in India!

Water crisis? No problem! 1 bucket of water free with a family pack of 100.

10.Endorsing super effective high quality glycerine!

Tears for life!

11.Endorsing Silken shampoo!

Halo girl! Enhanced with garlic oils and pig nail extracts for a natural brown silky feel to your hair and keep it smelling all day through.

12.Endorsing the Sindoor!

Husband(s) no bar!

13.Endorsing the Cuddles hair dye!

It is still working!

14.Endorsing the fight club!

Jo jeeta wohi sikandar! Bring along a victim and get membership free for a week!

15.Endorsing 'The matchmakers'!

Matchmaker matchmaker find me a match?

16.Endorsing the Suhaag matrimonial service!

We make marriages happen!Register NOW!😳

Hope I didn't bore you.Please feel free to add on.My favourite is the fight club.😆Cheers!

-Raaga

too coooool! 👏 👏

i like the Butler training one....and Munna blush on...thas hilarrrious!

Thank you Tally.Happy shopping! 😛

😆 😆 😆 omg theres so funny 😆 😆

Raaga I loved it 😆
I loved that line where you were asking Ranvijay chopra c'mon tell me how you use to look 20 yrs frm now 😆 😆 😆 awesome the hair dye and Pia's special shampoo!!! made with pig nail extracts awesomely hilarious!!! 😆
Good yaar you tickled funny bones.....

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I loved the one of Jigz. I never noticed that she still wears sindoor.....

I wud love to join the cuddly arm for a pillow club 😳.... good 1, keep it up 👏 Raaga

😆 😆 😆 dame good ones dear