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Posted: 18 years ago
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Great Comebacks!!

Attention female readers! Are you sick and tired of those stupid old pick-up lines that men continue to use? Here are some great comebacks Ipshita Uses!

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you some place before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."


Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

This is a special posted for Zara and Click!….as a members of the 'I love Ipshita fan club' you would all agree that I should get my sticker and membership certificate!!!….girls I am waiting……..😳😳

My feline friend Kitty I hope this cheers you up!!…

Iffat my 'Veeru' fix the motorbike will U!!

MEWWWWOOOOOOO

Luv Kat😉

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

thats my fave! but all of them are funny 😆 😆 😆


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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: Anisha7

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

thats my fave! but all of them are funny 😆 😆 😆


Ipshita is so cool.......😳

Thank u here to put a smile on your beautiful faces!!

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Posted: 18 years ago
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This is soo funny Kat 😆 😆

the best i like is-

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."


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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 😆 😆 they were so funny

good post 👏
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Now girls don't u agree i should get my sticker!!!...and membership stuff!!....Zara/click2 😭 😭 😭

Please all feel free to use these lines!!....please add any i may have missed or post her and i will give u a relpy...😉

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

🤣🤣


thanx kat!!!
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: shivgauri


Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

🤣🤣


thanx kat!!!

Get u girl....i get u everytime😆😆...love SG!

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Posted: 18 years ago
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omg, 🤣 🤣, where do u dig these from, it only the start of the day and i already got the giggles, 😆 😆,

my fav was phone book ones, absolutaly hilarious, 👏 👏 👏

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: Iqbaladdict

omg, 🤣 🤣, where do u dig these from, it only the start of the day and i already got the giggles, 😆 😆,

my fav was phone book ones, absolutaly hilarious, 👏 👏 👏

Thanx di....ipshita and i use them regularly when we went clubing in Bham and London😆😆

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