yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti!! - Page 8

Very good, Just love the pandit!!😆😆

Good job...plz continue.

4 u ll.....

alrite!! letz continue than peepz!

lina

mishti on the other hand has a different dillemma.

(on her treadmill)

m: uff..maintothak chuki hun..ghas-phus kha kha kar,paani pee pee kar meri to halat patli ho chukki hai..o god! kyun mere saath aisa kiya? mujhe kripa ki tarah dubli kyun nahi banaya? aakhir kyun?

( her cell rings)

m: hello..

other side: hey mishti!

m:hi..whosthis?

os: naam mein kya rakkha hai?

m: 'xcuse me!

os: bas...samajh lo ki tumhara bhi koi chahnewaala hai!

m: huh?

os: o mishti! jabse tumhedeekha hai meri raaton ki neend aur din ka chain lutt gaya hai..pata nahi tumne kya jadoo kiya hai?

m: who are u? badtameez..tum jaante ho ki tum kisse baat kar rahe ho?

os: oh of course darling..meri sweet as sugar...mishti bose se..jaanu kyun gussa karti ho? waise bhi tum treadmill pe jab daudti ho to kasamse qayamat lagti ho..

m: shut up u fool! sadak chaap majnu..tumhara munh todd dungi..

os: jaan dil ko chodd kar aur kucch bhi todd dena..banda haazir hai!

m:get a life..looser!

os: hai meri mishti kitni meethi meethi gaaliyan deti hai..bilkul apne naam jaisi.

m:dekho..ainda agar mujhe phone kiato tumhara woh hashar hogaki tumm sooch bhi nahi sakte. samjhe

os: arre..jaan dekho itna gussa karoge to tumhara bp badh jayega..aur phir tumko heart problem bhi aa sakti hai! phir hamare bacchonka kya koga?

m:what bacche?

os: ab...shaadi ke baad bacche to honge na..chinky and tinku..

m: eww..kaise middle class naam hain..nahi nahi..i ll name them..arjun and sara.

os: ok aur honeymoon switzerland main manayenge ok

m: no way!! itne workout ke baad to main sweater pehen kar switz. nahi jaaongi...hum mauritius jayenge...beach n sun..is wat i want!!

os: theek hai...to kab karen shaadi!

m: (coming bak to her senses) o god! yeh muje kya ho gaya? listen mister! get lost!!

os: kab tak rootheygi cheekhagi..chillayegi..dil kehta hai ik din hasina maan jayegi

m: shut p..bilkul phate huye dhol jaisi aawaz hai..mujhe ear infection ho jayega..

os: lets meet up! mishti

m: no way

os: please..dekho meradil toot jayega

m: i dont care!

os: please! ekbaar phir main tumhe tang nahi karunga..

m: ok fine..kahan..

Very funny!!!!😆 Pleaz Continue!!!!😃

😆thanks i needed a laugh....

continue pls

i am laughin so hard dat my family fink i have gone a bit mental