yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti!! - Page 7

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Really good, please continue.

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plz continue lina...was really good!

😆😆😆plz coutinue dear........

Outside Harshini's Hostel

p: (in his car) arre mill gayi..magar saath mein yeh lallu kaun khada hai? yeh harshini bhi na pata nahin kaise chirkutt type ladkon se baatein karti rehti hai?(prithvi comes out of the car)

p: hi harhini, main tumhe dhoond raha tha. err..can we talk?

h: (surprised) o hi prithvi.. (to the other guy) dekho mujhe interest nahi hai..kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?

p: yeh tumhe tang kar raha hai kya? wats ur problem, man? kyun isse pareshaan kar rahe ho?

the other guy happens to be mannan

mn: kyun be ABCD, terri behen lagti hai kya?

p: abbe behen hogi teri

mn: dekh jyada shaanpatti matt kar. yeh mere aur harshu ke aapas ki baat hai

p: how dare u call her 'harshu'? teri himmat kaise hui

mn: chup chachundar..aisa phatka marunga ki pure face ka geographia badal jayega..samjha!

h: yeh kya ho raha hai?

mn: dekho harshini merre pyaar ko samjho!

p: ja ja machhar kahin ke.. pehle dhang ke kapde kharid..phir ladkiyon ko rpopse karna...

mn: aur tu be chimpanzee kahin ke..jakar pehle surgeon se mil, apne kaan fix karwa. tujhe dekhar toh chimpanzee bhi sharma jaye.

p: kya kaha,,ab to tu sidha hospital hi jayega..

mn: tune merri mardangee ko lalkaara hai..aja maidaan mein, aaj yamain nahin ya phir tu nahin!!

(they start fighting)

h: o god! ab main kya karun?

(right then she see's an old man passing by and pleads him to help her stop the fight)

h: suniye, aap please meri maddad kijiye..yeh doono bahut buri tarah jhagda karr rahe hain.please unhe rokiye. please

the stranger: haan haan beti, chalo..(to the guys) yuvko, yeh kya ho raha hai? yeh ladai kissi samasya ka samadhan nahi hai. aapas mein prem se bhi vartalaap ho sakta hai

p:(frustrated and surprised) pandit!! tu phir se! yaar kyun merri kundali mein shaani ban kar baitha hai..pehle kripa se merri shaadi mahi hone di aur ab harshini bhi nahi pategi..kyun merri life ka faluda karne aa jaata hai?

pji: is kanya ka hridye phiglane ke liye tumhe koi aur sandhan nahi milla..ahinsa ka path kyun chuna tumne?

p:sun pandit..mere dimaag ka dahi matt kar. yeh jo meri love life ki tu har baar watt lagata hai na, achha nahi.

pji: yuvak..hum to kewal dil jodte hai..prem ki boli bolte hain

p:ab agar tu yahan se nahi gaya to main teri hadiyan todd dunga aur phir koi unhe jod nahi payega, samjha!!

pji: harre ram..krodh manushya ki buddhi ko bhrasht kar deta hai, kintu tumhara isme koi dosh nahin..par phir bhi agar tumhe kabhi koi duvidha ho to mere paas chale aana.mera mobile number tumhari kripa bhabi ke paas hai..

p: (screaminG) PANDIT!!

(pandit exits)

mn: main harshini ko tumhare saath kabhi khush nahi rehne doonga

p: chal be patli gali se nikal le..

(mannan leaves)

p: sorry harshini...accha suno, mujhe tumse kucch kehna hai?

h: nahi prithvi kucch na kaho?

p: hershie...aa ab laut chaalen?

h: bas..bas..mujhe jyada filmo ke naam nahi aate..

p:main ab samjha hun tumhare pyaar ko..mujhe maaf kardo..maine tumko bahut hurt kiya.magar ab hamare beech koi nahi aayega

h: prithvi..yeh koi sapna hai kya?

p:nahi yeh haqueeqat hai..

h:magar kripa.

p:kripa ab angad ki hai..aur tum merri. aur iss machar ko to main apne hathon se kucchal doonga..hamare pass fatakne bhi nahi payega. chalo ab muskurao

h: smiling..😃 oh prithvi

p: (singing)AYe phulon ki raani baharon ki mallka..tera muskurana gajab ho gaya..

h: tum aacha gaate ho..indian-idol main participate kyun nahi karte.

p: karunga jaanu..tumne kaha hai to zarur karunga

later'z

lina

😆 Oh my fav pundit ji is back again.

Its really good yaar.

Abcd, behen. 😆

Brilliant, very creative.👏

thank u thank u 4 likin it.. abb aage main kya likhon..mishti ke saath kucch experiment karna chhaiye, nahi.

lina