yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti!! - Page 5

Angad and Kripa left alone

A: chalo kripa, ghar chalte hain

K: o halo! pehle paris lekar jaao phir hum ghar jayenge

A: amma yaar, ab mein ik din main tickets kahan se laaon..main rockstar hoon magician nahin

K: mujhko nahi pata..jab tak tum paris nahi lekar jate..hum dono ek saath nahi reh sakte

A: what?

K: kya what? NO PARIS NO HONEYMOON..simple

A: aachi blackmailing hai kripa..tumhare paas passport hai

K: haan hai na! ghar chalo main deeti hoon'

A: very good! chalo

they leave in angadz RED CAR!!

angad stops the car infront of the house and kripa tries to get out..angad holds her arm and tries to kiss her. kripa pushes him away and runs into the outhouse. angad smiles mischeviously and follows her.her door is closed so he knocks

A: kripa yaar, darwaza kholo na please

K: nahi...pehle tickets ..

A: accha theek hai...kuch derr to mere saath baitho..i promise main koi shararat nahi karunga..

K: angad tum jatte ho ya main sassu ma ko bulaun..

A: tumhari sassu ma to beauty parlor gayi hongi

K: cahlo jao ab..mujhe bhi makeup karke sone jana hai

A:(scratching his head) hain...makeup karke soti hai..tabhi main kahon ki subah subah bhi itni sundar dikhti hai..

kripa is in her night dress and is about to sleep. she turns off the lights and lies down. angad in the meanwhile enters the outhouse via his much loved entrance " THE WINDOW". he slowly enters the room and suddenly trips over a rug in the room and lands on kripa's bed. kripa jumps out of bed screaming and turns on the lights.

👏👏👏

luved it lina.....do continue..😊

it is awesome line plz do continue...👏

K: angad, tum apni bandar type harkaton se baaz nahi aaoge!!

A: nahi ..kya karon...pata hai..jab main paida hone walla tha tab mom zoo bahut jati thi..isiliye..paid pe chadna to merri specialty hai..

K: kya chaayie tumko?

A: tum..umm..mera matlab tumhara passport..ticket leni hai remmber.to information chhayie na...

K: oh accha! ruko main latti hoon

A: ok

(kripa gets her passport)

K: yeh lo aur ab jao!

A: waise tum bahut smart ho..passport tayyar..wah!

K: haan, kya karoon mujhe pata tha ki tumhe mere bina aur koi milne wali nahi..aur paris is my dream honeymoon destination..

A: haila..sub kucch planned. good

K: bandar ji abb kalti maroo yahan se..

A:wah kripa kya dhinchak language ho gayi hai aaj kal tumhari!

K: sab aapki meharbani hai..dekhna kucch din mein main bhi paid chadne lagg jaongi

A: aww..meri pyaari bandariya.yahan aao na!

K: nahi! tum jaao na...

(kripa forces angad to leave and goes to bed)