Fan-Fiction: Naina-Dilip Divorce!

There is a huge party on in "Khanna House" celebrating the annulment of Naina and Dilip Khanna's marriage! All the Khannas, Boses and Sharmas are gathered to congratulate Naina and Dilip for getting rid of each other!

By the way, Angad and Kripa are married by now for 3 weeks, Prithvi is married to Tanya for 3 days...so it's triple celebration.Everybody is dancing and drinking but Angad sees Kripa weeping in a corner, looking gorgeous in a baby-pink Indo-Western outfit! He goes to her....

Angad( wiping her tears): Maana ye Ekta di ka serial hai par iska matlab ye to nahiin ki tum roti hi rahogi! Pyaar ho gaya, shaadi ho gayee, tum ghar mein aa bhi gayee, hum saath hain..phir bhi tum rona bandh nahiin karti!"

Kripa( sniffs n looks up at Anagd's concerned face):" To aur kya karoon? Hamaari shaadi ko teen hafte bhi nahiin hue aur Naina aunty ne tumhare dad ko divorce de diya.Poor aunty!"

Angad starts laughing : You are too stupid Kripa...tabhi tumhe mujh jaisa husband mila! Jokes apart, ye to khushi ki baat hai ki mom and dad ka divorce ho gaya!"

Kripa looks confused : "Khushi ki baat? How come?"

Angad puts his arm around her shoulder and explains to her:" Dekho, is divorce ke kitne faayde hain......Dad ab madaari ke bandar se insaan ban jaayenge........Mom se ladenge nahiin to BP ki tablets ke bill bachenge....mom n dad ki besuri ladaai se hamara peechha chhootega...tumhe do-do bhooton ko tolerate nahiin karna padega...mom freely apne baal khule chhod sakengi....."

Kripa:" But main Naina mom ko bahot miss karungi."


Angad( looking surprised) : Kya? Tumse kisne kaha ki mom ghar chhod kar jaayengi.......agar woh chali gayee to hamari love-story mein twist kaise aayega? It's dad who is quitting the house...woh tumhaare ghar Nainital shift ho rahein hain......abhi to mom ko bahot kaam karna hai...hamare beech misunderstandings create karni hain...Prithvi aur Tanya ka divorce karwaana hai....but am worried that how will we tolerate mom's open hair?"

Kripa smiles at her handsome hubby: Don't worry, unke baalon mein chewing gum laga doongi...phir to baal katwaane hi padenge!"

Angad kisses her on the cheek: I always knew, meri Kripa sabse alag hai...come, let's dance before mom gets a divorce lawyer!"

What next?

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Lol, Nitoo, Its hillarious...Early morning I'm sitting here and laughing all by myself...😆

Raksha😆

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Story continued.......

Prithvi and Tanya are dancing but Prithvi continues to gaze at A-K electrosphere romancing each other at the dance floor M&B style......

Tanya( pinching Prithvi's ears): Shareef image hai tumhari....kam kam se kam uska to khayal karo! Kripa ab Angad Khanna ki wife hai aur main tumhari, samjhe?

Prithvi looks at her: "Maine kya kiya hai? Angad aur Kripa ke raaste se hat gaya......dono ki Greek wedding mein Shahrukh Khan bankar Violin bajaaya........Bahamas mein inka honeymoon organize kiya.Kitni Swiss knives chali hongi mere dil par...ab kya main Kripa ko dekh bhi nahiin sakta?"

Tanya clenches her flossed teeth:" Paraayi patni ko dekhna bhi pap hai...EK ke serials mein kaam karte karte itni basic morals bhi bhool gaye ho kya Mahaanta ki moorti? mujhse shaadi karke Angad ki biwi ko hi ghoorna tha to mujhe kyun propose kiya?"

Prithvi smiles sweetly and plays with her peroxide blonde curls: "Uff ho! tum bhi na Tanya...tumse shaadi nahiin karta to kya karta? Harshini se mujhe kitna darr lagta hai ye to tum jaanti hi ho.....mom merel liye ladki dhoondhti to apni best friend Naina jaisi dhoondti aur main shock se mar jaata....kya option bachi mere paas? tum! At least you are pretty and ab Angad ko koi shaque nahiin mujhe lekar. Kitne pyaar se usne mujhe apni aur Kripa ki wedding pics email ki thi...dekhna Angad ke bacchon ka naam bhi main hi rakhoonga."

Tanya laughs: "Tum kya Angad aur Kripa ke yahaan aaya ka kaam karna chaahte ho?"

Prithvi:" Kyun? Agar dono ke liye Cupid ban sakta hoon to kya inke bacche nahhin paal sakta?"

Tanya:" To hamare bacche kaun paalega?"

Prithvi: Aw, c'mon sweetheart.Karthik aur Mishty pal lenge,...unki to vaise bhi shaadi hone se rahi...beta KarTik to de denge aur beti Mishty ko!"

Continue..........

U r tooooooooo much Nitica😆

😆 Oh God, This is way too funny. I can't stop laughing.

........Surprise...surprise...surprise.Dilip and Naina are dancing and Naina is looking beautiful in a green silk saree and a halter-neck blouse.they both are looking lovingly into each others' eyes........

Dilip( looking at her like a puppy-dog):" Darling, kitni khushi ki baat hai...ki hum ek-doosre ki life se "get lost" ho rahein hain. Tumhe kaise bataaoon ki maine us divorce paper par sign karne ke liye kitna intezaar kiya...jitna Majnu ne Laila ka bhi nahiin kiya hoga."

Naina shyly puts her porcelain arms around Dilip's neck: "Oh, Dilipoo, mujhe bhi aaj pata chala ki mujhe is din ka kitne besabri se intezaar tha...finally hamaara Vikram-Betaal relationship khatam ho raha hai. Ab main chain se ye ghar, ye business chala sakti hoon.....Angad aur Kripa ke saath "Kahaani Ghar-Ghar ki" khel sakti hoon......Prithvi aur Tanya ki life ko Kkusum ka promotional ad-campaign bana sakti hoon."

Dilip, still looking dreamily at her: "Sach keh rahi ho tum Mumtaz Mahal! Main bhi ab aaram se Nainital se phone or Net-conference karke Damini ko pata sakta hoon...Pyaar ka cornetto connection chala sakta hoon. Kripa ki mom mujhe pasand thi par ye Angad bhi na...Kripa hi mili ise pyaar karne ke liye.Vaise hamaari shaadi kaafi successful rahi."

Naina , resting her head on Dilip's shoulder: "Haan, woh to hai. Hamaari shadi se Karthik jaisa khadoos and cute beta paida hua....Angad, jo ki am almost sure ki hum dono ka hi beta hai, usne humein kitna paisa banakar diya...uski wajah se mujhhe kitni girls ko dance show se baahar nikallne ka mauka mila! Ab kripa tapak gayi hai but main manage kar loongi."

Dilip:"Naina,main tumse kucch kehna chaahta hoon."

Naina: "To kaho na?"

Dilip: "Tumhare baal bahot khoobsurat hain...maine hamesha inhe badsoorat kaha because i was jealous...main ganja hoon na!"

Naina kisses Dilip and says: "Don't worry, main PARIS SE GUCCI ki cap tumhe Nainital courier kar doongi."

They hug each other!

😆Please please..................now my stomach is gonna burst😆