NEHA BAMB-'help crack the 'womanese code'

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Posted: 19 years ago
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Did you ever find yourself wondering what a woman's random ramblings mean? Well, she might just be talking in 'womanese'. It's no rocket science but just a a woman's way of expressing her feelings, telling you what she wants or what she does not want.

Why womanese? Well, that makes for a different story all together. Meanwhile, take these cues from some gorgeous TV stars who will try to help you decode some of the commonly misunderstood womanese terms and expressions. It's all about making the woman happy and that's half the battle won.

Roshini Chopra
Men should get the hint from the tone we use. I always talk in opposites when something is not OK with me. If someone asks me 'Are you OK?' I say, 'Yeah i'm fine...' If a guy says, 'I'm sorry' I say 'Why should you be sorry?' Women have this habit of talking in negatives, especially if they are upset, so that you feel miserable. If you really care about the woman, go on saying sorry, accept that you messed up and shower her with lots of TLC.

Shaheen Khan
When women want something, they never say it directly. A smart man will pick the hints she drops in womanese. The next time your girl says 'I saw a gorgeous gold swimsuit today' and goes on to explain the minute details, she only means that she wants it. If you dismiss it with an indifferent 'Oh...' you are doomed. When she asks you things like 'Who's prettier? am I fat? do you love me? etc etc. she wants you to answer in her favour. Do that and you will win brownie points.

Neha Bamb
If a woman wants you to back off she will not make it obvious. Instead, she will try to make it loud and clear by cancelling dates, forgetting birthdays and not returning calls by saying the predictable 'I'm busy'. She would also avoid intimacy by saying 'not today, I have a headache'. The truth is that women will make things happen if they want them to happen. These are just lame excuses for avoiding you. The best thing to do would be to exit gracefully like a man.

Gurdeep Kohli
If a woman does not want to have a relationship with you, she will make it clear, but in womanese. Watch out for these tell tale signs that say loud and clear that she does not want a relationship with you: You are a nice guy but', 'you remind me of my brother', 'I enjoy being 'single', 'I need my space', 'We need to talk', 'I'm not that kind of a girl' or 'I've not thought of you that way' — all these mean just one thing. 'I'd rather die than date you.'

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Posted: 19 years ago
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thanks for the article😊
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Thanks! Interesting and so true
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Originally posted by: jakelover

Thanks.

They really need to find a new picture of Neha. 😛

😆agreed

shes wayyyyyyyyyy different now 😛

t4s😃

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Posted: 19 years ago
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LOL! gosh these women...give women in general a bad name. Just be straight up with your damn feelings in stead of beating around the bush.
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thanx.interesting answers. 😆
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thanks alot all ans are good 👏
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thanks 4 da articleeeee 😛
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thx for th article 😃 😃 😃

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