Member of the Week Can_gal - Page 13

hehe losaa...i have more q's 4 u..lolzzzz

whus better sagar or ganesh?(u betta say SAGAR!!) 😆

if ganesh asked u to marry him wut will u do??

wuts the first thing tht cums to mind wen i say

dogs..

cats...

boys....

gurlz...

kithi.. 😆

sonia aunty...

sandy losaa....


hehe have fun...
kithi

whuhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my boring loosaaaaaaaaaa me lubz uuuuuuu


im choo happy 😳 😳

yayayayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


my questionsss

If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?


Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?

for now 😆

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?
Why Is eleven spelt starting with ' E ' ?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?




some moree 😳 😳 😳

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?


som,e more janooo
im late yaar 😕

when did everyone start guessing the motw?i think i misse it
😭

u like me? 😆

gosh i missed soo much yaar im late
chatting...cant be bothered readding all the pages! 😆

hmmm....whoz ur best friend here? 😳 (me ofcourse ..jk 😆 )

hmmmmm....yarr i dunno wat to ask!
newyass dats it i'll think of something more here
😳
lub u loadzzz loosaa

Congo Soni ur my sis so I have notin to ask u!

Originally posted by: me_gill

Congo Soni ur my sis so I have notin to ask u!

is ittttttt??!!!

cool u aish nah?😳

hey losa hurry and answer my q?'s

Originally posted by: buttercup.tarun

hello neelu loooser😛... how du u like ur new identity neelu?
its wonderful re...!!!😆

What is the speed of dark? 700 km/h When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in? a box! If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras? cuz u cant c it!😆 How come you never hear about gruntled employees? cuz i dunt noe who they are!😆 What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? yup in lalala land! After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? i dunt noe...i dunt plan on becuming a zoologist!😆 If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sashimi? yup!!! If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? no its considered stupidity! When sign-makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs? Sign makers on strike!!! Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? to the city! Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? ask them! Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? cuz there are mice to eat! How can there be self-help groups? hmmmmm....😕😆 Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? cuz God made it that way! Where are Preparations A through G? in A and G! Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? ummm...dunt noe! If knees were backward, what would chairs look like? funny! When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away? yup!!! cuz its already old! When your pet birds sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting? yuppers! What happened to the first 6 "ups"? hmmmm... If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? cuz God wanted it that way! Why does your nose run and your feet smell? cuz we are stinky ppl! If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? babies...ofcourse! Do cats have belly buttons?i have never seen a cat!
How do chickens sit on eggs without crushing them? ask the chicken!

1. How come I can see through glass? cuz its clear!

wow wat nice questions!!!

lubed them!😳

hurry up loosa i wanna see how clever u are

😆