Member of the Week Can_gal - Page 14

congo losa u wanted questions
sharu's questions! 😛

here u go When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place? ask urself ji!
Do stairs go up or down? both ways!
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it? so that we can put the title!
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? nope they are for the dead!
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? ask a mathematician!
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers? yup cuz then it wont make sense!

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? yup its over the limit!
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? nope...duh!
Can you make a candle out of your earwax? never tried it!
When French people swear do they say pardon my English? yup!
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? huh?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?yup...duh i aint doing it!
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane? yup cuz that is their stop!
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time? yup!
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? since the world lost its dinosaurs!!!
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? yup!
Are marbles made of marble? nope!
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? cuz there is no liquid!
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) i shuld!!!
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? cuz he felt he jsut had to do it!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? not sure!
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? i did!
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? nope...its soo much fun!
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? nope it cums from morons like u!😆

now losa...pls dunt ask more!!! pls pls pls!😡😆😃

Originally posted by: EJAZ is so SEXY

hehe losaa...i have more q's 4 u..lolzzzz

whus better sagar or ganesh?(u betta say SAGAR!!) 😆

ganesh...duh!😡

if ganesh asked u to marry him wut will u do??

i would jump up in the air and say "no"!

wuts the first thing tht cums to mind wen i say

dogs. gabbar

cats... food.

boys.... cool

gurlz... pink

kithi.. 😆 sweet

sonia aunty... weird

sandy losaa.... annoying!😡jokes...very sweet!


hehe have fun...
kithi

ok...gimme more!😃

Originally posted by: cutemah

hurry up loosa i wanna see how clever u are

😆

karti hoon!😆wait for ur turn!😆

Originally posted by: can_gal

congo losa u wanted questions
sharu's questions! 😛

here u go When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place? ask urself ji!
Do stairs go up or down? both ways!
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it? so that we can put the title!
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? nope they are for the dead!
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? ask a mathematician!
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers? yup cuz then it wont make sense!

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? yup its over the limit!
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? nope...duh!
Can you make a candle out of your earwax? never tried it!
When French people swear do they say pardon my English? yup!
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? huh?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?yup...duh i aint doing it!
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane? yup cuz that is their stop!
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time? yup!
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? since the world lost its dinosaurs!!!
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? yup!
Are marbles made of marble? nope!
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? cuz there is no liquid!
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) i shuld!!!
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? cuz he felt he jsut had to do it!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? not sure!
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? i did!
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? nope...its soo much fun!
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? nope it cums from morons like u!😆

now losa...pls dunt ask more!!! pls pls pls!😡😆😃

hey losa i posted like 70 more

answer those!

Originally posted by: buttercup.tarun

Some more chweetoo..😊😉😃awww...i lub these!😆

1. 1) What pet makes the loudest noise?a hippo!

   2) What do you get if you cross a hamburger with a Scotsman? a scots burger!

   3) What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot? run away!

   4) What is the river Nile called at its source? the river where ppl died!

   5) How do you communicate with a fish? by speaking to them in fish language!

   6) What makes the Tower of Pisa lean? the wind!

   7) What does Luke Skywalker shave with? a rasor!!!

   8) Do robots have brothers? yup 7 of them!

   9) What do sea monsters eat? sea food!

   10) What is the smallest ant in the world? - ummmmm....

   11) What do you get if you cross a car with a book? a car book!
   

   12) What's a cross between an ambassador and a rug called? the sign of the cross!
   

   13) What's green and makes a lot of noise? madhuri dixit in devdas...in the song mar dala!
   

   14) What sits on the sea bed and shakes? meeeeeeeee!
   

   15) What do twins speak in Holland? twin language!
   

   16) What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a camera? a crocamera!
   

   17) What goes zzub-zzub? zaib from kyph!
   

   18) What did Noah use to see in the dark? a light!
   

   19) What makes a tree noisy? its bushes!
   

   20) How does an octopus go into battle?by swimming!
   

   21) What's a bull called when he's asleep? bullasleep!
   

   22) What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? i lub ya!
   

   23) Why is Sunday the strongest day? cuz thats when everyone realized that monday was the next day!
   

   24) Do you know a word that starts with e and has only one letter in it?e😆
   

   25) What is the hardest part of learning to skate?putting on teh skates!

   26) What is black and white and has 16 wheels? a truck!
   

   27) What is a ten-letter word that starts with gas? gasoline!
   

   28) Why do cows wear bells?cuz they want to be cenetr of attention!

   29) What do gorillas sing at christmas? Gorilla carols!😆

   
   

Originally posted by: Vandu4ever

omg... me too late 😡

sorrrrrrry

Congratesssss!!! 👏 👏 👏
enjoy ur hott seat!!! 😃 😛

thankoo vandu ji!😃lub ju...😊

Originally posted by: lildude13572003

congo sonia!!!!!
👏

thankoo ji!

Originally posted by: ~Mrs.P Gill~

CONGO SONIA 👏

thankoo jaan!😃

Originally posted by: puja265

Sry for the weird order…I was askin my frend n I had em all In different documents so the numbers rmessed up

1. DO u like me? ofcourse i do!

2. Do u luv I-F? yuppers!
3. Whats the most daring thing u ever did? kissed a toilet!
4. Whats the sweetest thing neone ever did for u? told me that i was the light of their life!
5. Who was your first friend on I-F?niva aka kripa_cutie and kithi aka EJAZ_is_so_sexy!

1. Whats ur fave song?blink 182---all of them!

2. Whats ur fave movie?garam masala!

3. Whats ur fave season?spring!

4. Whats ur fave day of the year? june 22nd!

1. Do you like shopping?lub it!

2. Whats ur fave accessory?earrings!

3. Do you like sprite?hate it!

awwww thnkoo ji!!!

More questions

1. Do u like corn? nope!

2. DO u like tea?sumtimes!

3. If yes to the above questions, then do u like ur corn with ur tea?nope!

4. Do you like brocolli?nope!

5. Do you like peas?ewwwwwwwwwwww

6. Do you like ur peas with your tea?ewwwwwwww

7. Do you like ur brocolli with ur tea?ewwwwwwww

8. Do you like carrots?yup!

9. Do you like gingerbread cookie?yup!

10. DO you like ur gingerbread cookies with ur milk or with tea? Carrots with tea or milk?the first one!

11. What do u think of these questions?they are wonderful and weird!

12. DO you want more questions?(if the answer is yes then u will get some, if the answer is no then u will still get more questions)yuppers sure!

1. Do u like chocolatte chip cookies?mmmm...yummy!

2. If yes, then wat do u like better- the chocolate chips or the cookies?chcolate chips!

4. Whats ur fave indian food?roti and dal

5. What ur fave food in general?pasta

6. DO u think john abraham is hott?yessssssssss

7. Who do u think is da sexiiest actor?ganesh hedge!

8. Which star would u like 2 marry?( if sameer jiju wasnt their)ummmmmmmmmm....

9. Which actor/ actress( other than rani) would u luv 2 meet?ash rai!

10. Whats ur fve kind of indian cloths?lengha!

all tho these r wierd question plz answer them

i answered them!!! very nice!😳😃thnkooo!

Originally posted by: vallanki

congo sony 🤗 my luvly chatterbox.awww thnkoo di!🤗 I miss ur chatter posts nowadays 😭 hate viewbies to stop u 😡 😳 😆

lolz....di i miss chatting!!! ah well...best for all!!!
So what can I ask u?Hmmmm... ask me questions!
first send me ur gift 😳 it'll be sumthing very big!!! u'll lub it!!! ill send soon!
My knowledge on members increasing WoooooW 😳 awww....of course!
Thanks Sangu to choose me as winner 😉

questions come sooon b4 u answer the long long long questions 😕

Butter itna long quns kyon poochthi ho

lolz...i lub answering questions!!! ask me!...lub ju!

sony aka neelu😃