Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
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exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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Dekha tujeh to rooh khush ho gayi,
ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi!!
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aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
saaya koi lehraye to lagta ahi ke tum ho
ab khud hi batao jaan-e-jaan
kya tum kissi bhoot se kum ho??
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai
to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
he he he he
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Aankhen Khuli ho yaa ho bandh
Deedar unka hota hai,
Toh gaana bandh karo
aur aankhon ka operation karaalo.
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Kyon kisiko wafa ke badle
wafa nahi milti?
Because, the law of equilibrium
is not applicable in this instance.
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Humne tumko dekha
Tumne humko dekha
Lekin tere baap ne hum dono ko dekha
Aur mujhe football ki tarah
Goal post ke bahar pheka
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lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne ,
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.
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Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....
Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !
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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar,
aur phir-intzar,phir-takrar,
phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !
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Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : " mainnikla, plane leke, o raste
mein, newyork mein, ik mod aya mein W.T.C. tod aaya... "