NEHA-IQBAL FIGHT CLUB

Welcome to the first ever edition of NEHA-IQ FIGHT CLUB..

What is this?

It's a fight club where Iqbal and Neha FIGHT all the time through your members imaginations.

How can I join?

Just simply enter your name and Provide a small mini fight and Ur in..

The benfits?

We have tons of prizes waiting to be shipped to you, so join now

Neha: Hi guys, this is Neha, and You have to support me aganist the honest langoor, so come out and support me, Neha is the best.

Iqbal: Hahahaa... Someone tell this girl, that You are here for me, Come out and say Iqbal is the best.. Kaisa Ye Pyar hai mera fans ka.

IQ & Neha: We promise, there is not a better club than this

I like to tell all, that we are not going to be bashing either people but we are gonna have fun..

SO join us..

These postions are open:

Board Commitee

The first 5 besides myself will be on the Commitee

Song Director

Pics Manager

Fight Refree

Video Mix Maker

Coach

Event Manager

Fundraser Manager

PR Manager

Below are descripations of the job.

As a song director, you promote Iqbal and Neha through different songs, throuugh poems or other things, it's upto you.

The Pics manager hunts for all the best pics and uploads them into our club, the pics can be any sort. We do request that if you could find IQ_Neha old pics(Fight pics)

The Refree has the most imporant job, he/she overlooks the entire match.

The Video mix maker, makes different videos of Iqbal-Neha in the fighting modes for our club

The Coach contains of group of 5 that train Iqbal and 5 people train Neha for the upcoming matches

The Events manager oragnizes all the events in the club

The Fundraser Manger organizes all the money things and gets the money togather

The PR Manager Promotes the club and it's events

To earn this postions, just tell us why you would like to do it.

ENJOY

Sponsered by Kripa Brain Club & IQ-Neha Fan Club

Nice very nice...Jenny now members will start fighting 😆

i want to be the referee 😆 😆

i can well take care of the IQ-NEHA in all matches if no option available i will call up AMIT and will ask him to kick IQ so tht Neha WINS

Im in! 😆 Awesome Jenny! Will edit my post later for the post's..if I want one..Iq-Neha World War 3.. 😆

Ooooooooooooooooo! I want to join!

My imaginary fight is the following:

{Interveiwer sits down with IQ and Neha and begins asking questions)

Interviewer: Hi guys! Im so glad you could be with us today. To shuru karen interview?

IQ & Neha: Yeah lets start.

Interviewer: To pehla sawal hai, jab aap kaam pe nahin hain to aap apna waqt kaise spend karte hain?

IQ starts talking: Well... (Neha starts talking too)

Neha says to IQ: You think of your lamba jawab while I give my quick answer, samjhe non-veg eater?

Neha turns back to interviewer and says: Well jab main shoot pe nahin hoti to main apne papa ke store mein hoti hoon, wahan jo bhi kaam hota hai vo main khushi khushi kardeti hoon.

(IQ coughs and speaks at the same time in a sarcastic tone): Khushi Khushi...HA more like sardi sardi. Moti chui kahin ki.

Neha: Kya kaha tumne?

IQ: *clears throat* Nothing nothing, ji haan to ab meri bari hai. Mera jawaab hai ki jab main kaam pe nahin hota to phir main apne ghar mein ek kone mein parda rehta hoon.

Interviewer is perplexed: Kone mein? Kyun?

IQ: Sone ke liye! Aur kya?

Interviewer: Haan yeh to tekh hai lekhin aap apne bistre pe kyun nahin sote?

IQ goes to answer but Neha cuts him off..

Neha: HA yeh kanjoos makhichoos jo apne ghar se har roz TIFFIN KA DABBA laatha hai vo ek bistra kyun khareedega? Iseh to humne McDonalds ke drive thru ke bahaar bhi kahi baar pakrda hai..

Interviewer: Kya? Lekin drive thru pe zaroor khaana khareed rahein honge IQ sahaab, na?

Neha: BUYING SOMETHING? AUR YEH? *begins to giggle uncontrollably* Iski vocabulary mein "khareed" naam ka koi uksar bhi nahin hai. Pata hai yeh pinehead vahaan kya kar raha tha? Chutte dhoondraha tha! He was picking up the loose change that was dropped by the various customers!!

IQ: Aisi koi baat nahin hai! Main sirf chutte isiliye utaraha tha thanki main un logon ko unka change desakoon! I swear!

Neha (says in a sweet manner): Haan haan. See this is why IQ and I are such good friends. He is soooooo funny. *giggles*

IQ is bitter and replies: Neha is just my co-star.

First fight starts by refereee😆😆😆( i still didnt get the post but am calling my self referee)

Neha: Rabba concert was just too goood... our chemistry was rocking😃
IQ: kaunsi concert??? did u take part in it.. it was due to my great acting and my dancing skills only it went a hit😡

Neha: then why were you staying there starring there as if the world came to end until i said gaao gaao😡
IQ: i didnt hear the music at tht time.. you think i will be looking at you..? u just simply a co star i have better things on the sets.. i can look at survana too 😡

NEha: arey is costar ke saath tho tumne sab kuch kya.. kya survana came in between wen u were licking mango on my nose?😡
IQ: survan wont do such dirty scenes.. she is my childhood buddy 😳koi aur choice nehy tha, if i had choice u wudnt be there 😡

Here'z the fight part:

Iq: Neha chalo, rickshaw mein bhaato..We have to go to Ekta's place

Neha: Chal Chal..Phut..Appun Rickshaw nahi, Woh Bade wale truck mein jaaon gi..

Iq: Sali, baat karti hai..fitfiti mein beeth ke jaaogi??

Neha: Aur Kya..Tere full-time rickshaw se to better hai..

Haila! Cant think..this is really bhaankas..this is it for now!

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Aweosme post......i am in.......

~sweta~

😆 😆 😆 jennyyyyyyyyy........me too want d membershippppppp........but i am very bad in writing 😭

hi jenny! can i be the song director?

here's somethin i thought of

IQ: Neha, u totally messed up on that line
NHA: No IQ u did ur just blamin it on me.
IQ: hello, u can't do anything but cry in ur scenes can u pleez try to smile a bit!
NHA: o my gosh! y don't u try to show more emotion in ur character!
IQ: i can act! i'm just tryin 2 help ya!
NHA: No u ain't.... ur bein mean 2 me 😭 😭 😭