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Welcome to the Zoo. If u want to call it jungle u can but as there r domectic animals along with the wild animals, be careful. Not intruging into their territory is a must. Too much of noise like ohhh..hahahah..heheheh can be risky as the animals may become aware of ur presence. Here the who & who of the Zoo.." Kahin zoo hota ".....
PIYUSH: HORSE(GHODA)...gets married to kashish....oh god!! dumpe jo mara hathoda..dhauda dhauda dumdabake dhuada.....chalagaya..
VASU: BEAST (PASHU).....her looks scare u...& it also rhymes...vasu & pashu...heheheh
LALITH: PONY (TATTOO).....everyone passes by him..bechara itna thaka hua aur bechara lagata hai..
VEENA: COW (GAAY)...yeh to gaay hai, na kuch bolti , na samajhti. Sare sukh fursatse chabati raheti hai.
CG: ELEPHANT (HATHI)....Haathi ke khane ke danth aur dikhane aur hote hain....rangeela buddha..
REWA: CLAW (PANJA)......she can attack without waiting....
SUJAL : LION (SHEER)...our sheru....the king of the jungle....inse badker kaun.
KASHISH: MUSK DEER (KASTURIMRUG)...It has the kasturi...the perfumes which attracts..she herself doesnt know that..
MEHAK: SQUIRREL(GILHARI).. she always gets only peanuts to eat..who r the nuts u know..
VARUN: MOUSE (CHUHA)...after eijaz left, we thought koi accha banda aye...ghoda pahaad nikla chuha..
RISHI: MONKEY (BANDER)...sudharne ka naam nahi..is daali se us daali..ek ladki chod dusri ladki..
SANJANA: LEOPARD (TENDUA)......the slim & sleak body ...eeksss
AKSHAT: HARE (KHARHA)....areee kahan fas gaya...kth story makes him participate in the race to marry kashish..bechara..haar gaya...
CHARU: MARE(GHODI)....ghodi kahin ki.....gussa aya to kya laat marti hai..saamne behan ho ya koi aur..
KANAN: CAMEL(UUNT)...poor girl, it feels she in desert. No luv interest, no story..no track these days...everyone deserted her or what????
MOULI: MONGOOSE (NEVALA)....is powerful but dimaag nahi .....hai...
SWAYAM: MOLE (JHAJHUNDER)...is ganey ke vajah se....jhajhunder ke sar pe chameli ka tel...kahaan raja bos kahan gangu teli...
PROF.SINHA: RHINOCEROS(GAYNDAA)..the laziest animal...bechara looks damdaar but does nothing atall. Story moves & he romes in his house.
ARCHITA: PANTHER(CHITHA)...her ame gives us thsi idea..ar chita....chitaaa...
DUMMY: GOAT (BAKARA)..Bali ka bakara banaya Ekta ney...ek dum tayaar kar ke...bahut khatarNAAK...
The above r only animals....reptiles, worms,insects r not included left for others Zoos..heheheh.R u wondering why dogs & cats rnt included..they were on dharna infront of my house protesting against their inclusion, so unka naam badnaam nahi kiya.
No offence , just for fun. Aree thoda sa majhaak hai..Keep smiling today, tomorrow & everyday
with luv
Bhoomi
Bhoomi
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