Member of the Week : Simdi (sim38) - Page 4

Originally posted by: adi_0112

We are the best...we are the best ...we are the BEST !!!!!

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Jai Ho RR Gang ki

Originally posted by: shizajaved

** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?~~

To check the effectiveness of that liquor . More the accidents ..more effective that liquor will be

** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~

You see how scientific it looks when they say ...":we are looking for the Black box to know the reason of this accident "

** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~

Actually .. The day they will be caught and tasted by any volunteer ... you ll have a mouse flavoured food in the market .

** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~

actually feet doesnt require any cover these days so the name is still undiscovered but the process is going on in the laboratories under the guidance of Miss M Sherawat

** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~

agar na hota to aap yeh sawaal hamse kaise poochte ...

** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~

Simple .. b ecoz everybody is rushing to go some or the other place ..

** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~

woh Hour wali needle ka jo sabka boss hai ..😆second hand hai na isliye .😃 anyways ....

The second hand is named so because it measures in seconds

** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

~~ be coz after that he has to break someones locker

** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~

AApne rain fall ke baare nein nahiin suna ?? rainfall bhi hoti hai ..

waise raindrops Snow ka dadduu hai na isliye woh jara Zor se padta hai .😆😆

. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~

It is Lips -tick ...😉😉

aur jab chote chote bachche ise lagate hain to bahut lambi stick se pitayee bhi banti hai .😃

** Why is a boxing ring square?~~

To corner the opponent ..😊

** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~

It sticks ... check karo .😉

Congrats.. have fun!!:)

Originally posted by: sim38

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Kya logic hai Senapati Ji 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: saara 1

No Dhamki no nthing...!!! Iss baar seedha vaar...😈...😆

I m ready 😃

1. What are u doing right now?

replying to your questions

What were u doing before answering my set?

Getting myself prepared for this Goli baari so went to purchase new Helmet 😆
What is the time right now?

Aapke sawaalon par jo padi najar to

Ghadi dekhna hi bhool gayee

yaad rahi to bas chand ghadiyaan

bachiin hui meri jindagaani ki😕😃
How many windows do u have opened up along with my question set window?

None ..aap ek hi kaafi hain
How many chat windows do u have opened up at this very moment?

I dont like chaat pakode .. chatpate masaale 😉
Are u listening to any song rite now? If yes, then which song?

Yahi woh jagah hai ..yahiin woh fijayein ..One of my fav song
Do u watch cricket? Which is your favorite team?

yes ..and ofcourse India 😆😆 jahaan khiladi kam anaari jyada hain ..😆

Do watch football? Which is your favorite team?

mujhe pair chalane wale games nahiin achche lagte .😕

Suggest a wedding date to your favorite telly Jodi with a specific reason that why they should marry on this date.

29 th feb ..b coz if their relationship will survive so long then they have a good reason to celeberate it .
What is the color of your mouse pad?

Color of Don"s Goggles...Black
-->Name one thing which is on your right n one on your left at this moment?

On my right is my Music system , on my left is cup of Coffee
Get up from where u are sitting...walk five steps to your right....den turn left....move five steps ahead....turn left n cum back to your seat. How much time did u take to perform this task?

arre ismein kitni der lagti hai ..yeh to hamara hamesha ka kaam hai ..left right left ...😆

waise jitna time tumhein yeh questionire type karne mein laga usse half less

What is the color of your clothes u wearing right now?

I m wearing a peach colored dress.
If you get kidnapped by DON....whom do u expect to rescue you and how? Scenario to be explained.

arre pahale kidnap to karo fir batayenge ..😆

When u cook chicken in spinach...what does the chicken say?
I m purely vegetarian so when i ll cook Palak .chiken will say ..Thanks for sparing me .

Your favorite possessions?

My cards and letters from my freinds
One thing u regret in life?
Don Gang ne RR gang se panga kyuon liya 😆😆

How is life treating u nowadays?

Very cool ...Thanda Thanda cool cool 😎

Last time u cried?
Abhi abhi ...😉

Last time u literally rolled on the floor with laughter?

yesterday when In MOTW segment in SRGM ..i saw those captions from Bhaskar and i m still rolling 🤣🤣

Last time u sneezed?

aapki yaad aayee aur saath mein woh bhi aa gaye ..abhi abhi
Last time u went to sleep?

aapki yaadon ne hamein sone na diya ..

Raat aankhon hi aankhon mein kat gayee ..pata hi na chala

23. When did u last look at yourself in the mirror?

aapke sawaalon ka jawaab dene se pahale ..aur ab baad mein dekhoongi ki kitna kgs lose kiya
At what time did u wake up in the morning today?

Aankhon mein neend kahaan thi

aapki yaadon ne jo ghera tha

Raat kat gayee youn hi ..aankhon aankhon mein

At what time did u sleep last night?

Aapse jaya na gya a

hamse soya na gaya

saari raat kat gayee

maar dhaad mein

When did u last got wet in the rain?

Jhoom ke jo aayee barsaat to ham bheeg gaye

garm hawa ke jhokon ne bataya

ki woh gaye saal ki baat hai

Your latest crush?

IF and Donny

The questions till now I have asked…they seem to be easy kya?

😆😆😆

baat niklegi to fir door talak jayegi

yeh kisi toofaan ke aane ka andesha hai

Am I bothering you?

😆 aapka andaaj kuch khatarnaak najar aata hai

honth see lene mein hi bhalai hai

Are u expecting another set from me?

😆😆 manoge kya ..

Originally posted by: farislove

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1- Praise DON'S GANG in 10 points.

Don Gang Bahut ladaku hai

Don gang ki taareef mein kya bole .. dhoondhne se bhi ek baat nahiin milti

Don gang sabko dhamki deta rahata hai ...aur kidnap bhi karne ki koshish karta hai jo hamesha fail ho jaati hai

Don gang RA ki shaadi karwaana chahata hai leki RA karna hi nahiin chahte 😃

Don gang Hamesha bomb lekar ghoomta rahta hai RA ke peeche ki shaadi karlo warna ...fir dhamki 😉

All 5 sentence repeated twice makes 10😊

2- Write a story, where u describe Rajeev, and Aamna's date in a very serious, and romantic way 😉 😳

Subah subah jab neend khuli to Rajeev ne apne mobile par najar daali ..to yeh jya ...30 missed calls ..aur woh bhi Aamna ke ..

fir kya tha ..woh to lapak ke bed se uth pade ..

Jaldi se phone ghooma dala ..Aamna ko

Kya baat hai Rajeev ... main kab se tumhe phone kar rahi hoon aur tum ho ki sunte hi nahiin

Rajeev - Arre bolo na Ammu dear kya baat hai .

Aamna - kya ?? kya kaha tumne ?? fir se bolna ..

Rajeev Ammu Dear

Dhapak ... Aamna ke haath se mobile gir gaya

Rajeev - kya hua ...Any problems...

Aamna -Nahiin ..nothing .. achcha batao ..so rahe they

Rajeev -haan kisi ke meethe meethe sapnon mein khoya hua tha 😍

Aamna -haan aaj mujhe bhi sapnon mein mere Rajkumaar dikhayee diya tha .😳😳

Rajeev -achcha kaisa tha woh 😃

Aamna -Bilkul seedha saadha ..pyara pyara ☺️☺️

Rajeev -{Dreaming ..😍.] Jaroor mujhe hi dekha hoga

Aamna -Rajeev ...main tumse milna chahati hoon .kya aaj tum mujhe Barista mein miloge ?/

Rajeev {phool ke kuppa ho gaye } -haan jaroor ..kya abhi aa jaoaon ??

Aamna ..haan abhi ke abhi aa jao

In Barista

Rajeev - Aamna ko red rose dete hue [kaho aamna kya baat hai ]

Aamna- main kuch share karna chahati hoon

Rajeev -pahale chai to lelo

Aamna -nahiin aaj se main coffee piyoongi .

Rajeev achcha ... yeh kab se ... tumhein to coffee nahiin pasand thi

Aamna -aaj se hi pasand karne lagi hoon ..jab se pyaar hua ..😳😳

Rajeev -[ Khush hote hue .😍.} aamna ab der mat karo ...apne dil ki baat kah do ..jiski sunne ke liye main kab se bataab hoon . Mujhe sapnon mein bhi bas tumhaari shaadi ke khayaal aate hain ..

jaldi se bata do ab kab kar rahi ho shaadi 😃

Aamna - Arre bata doongi ..jaldi kya hai ..😳😳

Rajeev -nahiin Aamna bahut tarsaya hai tumne yeh din dekhne ke liye ..ab jaldi se baraat lekar aana hi padega ..😃

Aamna- haan baraat leker aana .jhoomte gaate ..'aaj mere yaar ki shaadi hai '😃

Rajeev ..😕😕

Aamna -Meri aur Bhaskar ki shaadi 😳😳😳

3- Write over ur siggy Bhaskar bro is Aamna's brother, and ''u have to do this one'' 😆 😳

ok i ll do this . Give me some time 😕😕

I think it's enough for now....
I will be back with my questions again INSHALLAH, now enjoy answering these questions 😃 😆 😳

Regard
Rajeev and Aamna jodi's biggest admirer and supporter forever and ever Zee....

Originally posted by: sim38

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Originally posted by: sim38

Senapatiji Aapko main ek rule bata du MOTW ka. MOTW mein questions poochhey jaate hai tasks nahi diya jaata 😉 Task to Member vs Member game mein diya jaata hai. Jaha koi is wakt baitha hai.😛

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

Senapatiji Aapko main ek rule bata du MOTW ka. MOTW mein questions poochhey jaate hai tasks nahi diya jaata 😉 Task to Member vs Member game mein diya jaata hai. Jaha koi is wakt baitha hai.😛

arre haan yeh to main bhool hi gayee thi

Thanku Commander 😃 yaad dilane ke liye

Wakai kisi par Member vs member ka bukhaar chada hua hai 😆😆

Originally posted by: farislove

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3- Write over ur siggy Bhaskar bro is Aamna's brother, and ''u have to do this one'' 😆 😳







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yeh to nahiin ho sakta ... Zee 😃