Member of the Week : Simdi (sim38) - Page 2

Simdi,

Yeh lo...ek timepass set...have fun ...😛

1. If paying taxes is the answer, then what is the question?

1. A man should think with his head not with his heart - do you agree? why or why not?

1. "I am a nobody; nobody is perfect"-does that make me perfect?

1. Where exactly is the thin line that separates inspired creativity from plagiarism?

1. If Kuwait's main product was say- cabbage, do you think America would have fought the Gulf war?

1. Why do fat people feel they are out of shape? Isn't round a shape too?

1. How do you see a half filled glass- half empty or half full?

1. If crime busters fight crime, firefighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight.

1. If silence speaks the unsaid truth, then why do some misinterpret it?

1. Which according to you, is a bigger offence- giving bribe to get a work done faster or taking bribe to speed up the work.

11. Tell in atleast 5 points ,why Don Gang can never beat RR Gang😆

Cheers !

Originally posted by: farislove

Congrats once again Seema,

Here are my questions:

1- Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

2- Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

3- Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

4- Do fish get thirsty?

5- What if someone died in the living room?

6- Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

7- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

8- When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

9- Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?

10- Where does the white go when the snow melts?

11- Where is Old Zealand? 😲

12- Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?

This is enough for now, enjoy answering them, I will be back with more INSHALLAH very soon 😛 😆 😳





Regard
Rajeev and Aamna jodi's biggest admirer and supporter forever and ever Zee....

😆

Good one Di!!

Same questions from me Senaptiji!!

Congratz...xxx

Ab Mujh Ko Bhi Bhugtain....
Mujh ko bhi is liay kyonki aap pehlay he Zee ko itna Bhukat Rahi hain....
Congo Sim Di..... For being so wonderful MOTV........
get ready to face me.

1- Ager Samunder may Pani nahi hota or Pani may Hydrogen or Oxygen nahi hota to kya hota......🤪

2- If the World is round in shape , so why cant we slipped....... 🤪

3- What DO YOu Understand from the minds of the minds eating members of KTH forum Section(Well Everyone here is Mind eatind+Mind Blowing) 😉

4- If All The Girls Become Quite in Nature So What Happen 🤬

5- If we KTh-ians stop making parties here. SO Who bcom Firstly "BEEMAR" 😵 🥳

6- If Zee stop asking such question so what are the effects of this incident on her. 😆

7- If Bhashkar Bro give you Morderating for one day, What Should you DO 🤔

8- Why do Peoples Cry... Speacially here... 😭

9- If we strike our head with a wall , what happen...... 😳

10- If teacher convert in to student and student convert in to Teacher, then whats Happen......... 😍

I Think Thats Enough For YOu...........................

Originally posted by: farislove

Congrats once again Seema,

Here are my questions:

1- Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Do Ham burgers have any connection with Rice they will definately start throwing it 😆
2- Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

No ..No way ..b coz they are meant just opposite of that

3- Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

Who says crime doesnt pay ?? if this will be the case then crime will not exist in this world . Dont you feel This is the highest paid job 😆 😆😆

4- Do fish get thirsty?

yes .. when they see crocodile shedding tears ..they get thirsty

5- What if someone died in the living room?

Then new terminology will evolve ..Dead room

6- Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

No .. otherwise rest of the world will start calling them "down below '

7- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Their relatives

8- When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

it will go in your mind

9- Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?

Google uncle 😉

10- Where does the white go when the snow melts?

Paint companies ... to name their product ..Snow white

11- Where is Old Zealand? 😲

opposite to New zealand

12- Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?

Is it so ??? i thought it otherwise 😊

This is enough for now, enjoy answering them, I will be

If this is the enjoyment then a new defination of enjoyment will evolve 😊

Enjoyment -other name of answering Zee's questionire 😆😆

back with more INSHALLAH very soon 😛 😆 😳

Ab aur kitne sawaal poochogi ... 😆.

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Simdi,

Yeh lo...ek timepass set...have fun ...😛

1. If paying taxes is the answer, then what is the question?

Question is ...Not paying taxes

1. A man should think with his head not with his heart - do you agree? why or why not?

Man should think with his heart ... otherwise what will happen if somebody dont have head???😆😆

no but on a serious note i think ... that there should be a balance between these two . when mind overrules heart or vice versa .. person will not perform will full conviction .

"I am a nobody; nobody is perfect"-does that make me perfect?
1. Just try it ... you ll find the answer .

1. Where exactly is the thin line that separates inspired creativity from plagiarism?

Inspired creativity comes straight from one's heart and mind . so their consiousness is definately a thin line . But the point is ...how many in this world possess this consiousness .

1. If Kuwait's main product was say- cabbage, do you think America would have fought the Gulf war?

Yes why not ??? they can go to any extent

1. Why do fat people feel they are out of shape? Isn't round a shape too?

' when they see themselves in a mirror ..they failed to get one single appropriate shape so they feel themselves "out of shape '

1. How do you see a half filled glass- half empty or half full?

Half full

1. If crime busters fight crime, firefighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight.

They just fight ..fight ..fight ...unless they achieve freedom...from life

1. If silence speaks the unsaid truth, then why do some misinterpret it?

Those who misinterpret it ...dont undersatnd the sighn language .

Which according to you, is a bigger offence- giving bribe to get a work done faster or taking bribe to speed up the work.
1. Adi bhaiya ...maine tumhe chocolate ki bribe offer ki thi ....questions poochne ke liye nahiin...😆 isliye bribe dena is offence ..

11. Tell in atleast 5 points ,why Don Gang can never beat RR Gang😆

RR gang kabhi jhoot ka sahara nahiin leta

RR gang kabhi dhamki nahiin deta ...bas kar deta hai

RR gang kabhie larai shuru nahiin karta ...lekin eeint ka jawaab paththar se deta hai

RR gang mein mujh jaisa senapati ho to haarne ka sawaal hi nahin uthata

RR gang dil walon ka gang hai

Jai ho RR gang ki 😆😃😃

Cheers !

Originally posted by: Lovers Ka Love

Ab Mujh Ko Bhi Bhugtain....

bhugtenge bhai ... yahaa aaye hi isiliye hain ...
Mujh ko bhi is liay kyonki aap pehlay he Zee ko itna Bhukat Rahi hain....
Congo Sim Di..... For being so wonderful MOTV........

Thanks
get ready to face me.

I m ready

1- Ager Samunder may Pani nahi hota or Pani may Hydrogen or Oxygen nahi hota to kya hota......🤪

agar yeh nahiin hota to woh hota ..woh nahiin to kuch aur hota ... lekin kuch na kuch to hota jaroor 😆😆😆

2- If the World is round in shape , so why cant we slipped....... 🤪

kyuonki slip karna achchi baat nahiin hoti ...isliye

3- What DO YOu Understand from the minds of the minds eating members of KTH forum Section(Well Everyone here is Mind eatind+Mind Blowing) 😉

Mind of mind eating members is a mind of other mind eating memebrs who ate someones mind 😆

4- If All The Girls Become Quite in Nature So What Happen 🤬

"Quite 'word will elope from the dictionary and people will not be able to diffrentiate between quite and noise

5- If we KTh-ians stop making parties here. SO Who bcom Firstly "BEEMAR" 😵 🥳

Lovers ka Love 😆😆

6- If Zee stop asking such question so what are the effects of this incident on her. 😆

Then ZEE will not remain normal

7- If Bhashkar Bro give you Morderating for one day, What Should you DO 🤔

I ll allow all of you here to bash kekta maiya whole heartedly .

8- Why do Peoples Cry... Speacially here... 😭
No ..here we dont cry ...but we make others cry 😆

9- If we strike our head with a wall , what happen...... 😳

Nothing will happen to our heads ...that i m sure . Kekta maiya ne bahut strong bana diya hai hamare heads ko

10- If teacher convert in to student and student convert in to Teacher, then whats Happen......... 😍

Then ...... school need some moderator like Commander .

I Think Thats Enough For YOu...........................

😃😃😃

Originally posted by: sim38

🤣

Excellent must say!!!! Kya baat hai!!!

** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?~~

** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~

** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~

** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~

** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~

** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~

** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~

** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?~~

** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~

** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~

** Why is a boxing ring square?~~

** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~

Congrats.. have fun!!:)