Maninee: Rajeev you are the hottest hunk of the T.V. industry so, so, what is your style mantra?
Rajeev (Khoya hua - In his mind): Abe yaar ye dance-vance. Aamna ready hui ki nahin. Uper se ye sarphiri bhi mera sar kha rahi hai. Why doesn't she shut-up. Ek to vaise hi itna confusion hai uper se ye aur shuru ho gayi
Fan: Oh God! Please Rajeev aa jaye! Please Rajeev aa jaye! Please Rajeev aa jaye! Phir mai is Tuesday aapko prashaad chadhaoongi. Please god please please please please..................please meri ye tamanna poori kar do please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rajeev (In his mind): Iske saath STAR ne meri date fix ki thi? Khair koi baat nahin. Come on Rajeev! Ab sab ladkiyaan Aamna jaisi to nahin hoti na!!!!
Aamna: Kya????????? we got the award???
Rajeev: Obviously darling! Who else?
Veena: Mujhe to pehle se hi pata tha ki ye award tumhe hi milega
Aamna: I still can't believe it
Rajeev: To tu rehne de, mai kisi aur ke saath award lene chala jata hoon. Vaise bhi mai to sabke saath hi acha lagta hoon
Aamna: Shut-Up! Ab chalo bhi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Akshat: Sujal! Tumhaari dressing sense itni kharaab kabse ho gayi. This shirt is so LS.
Sujal: Dekho na Akshat!!!! Papa ne apni B'day party ki theme "CG Style Dressing" rakkhi hai. Mujhe kitni down market shirt pehenni padi!
Rohit (In his mind): He! He! He! Dono dekh to mujhe aise rahe hain jaise mere bahut ache dost ho. Kitni khushi se dono ne mujhe ye farewell party di hai. Khud to dono ka hi ab central track hoga. Par hay! Ab mera kya hoga???????????????
Pratham: Ay Sujal! Gadi rok! Gadi rok!
Sujal: Kyon? Kya hua?
Pratham: Dekh to! Ek badi hi fantastic kudi lift maang rahi hai. Vaise aaj tu free hai?
Sujal: Tu ghar chal! Abhi sab kuch Anu ko bataoonga aur tujhe pitwaoonga aur phir tu kal saare din ke liye free ho jayega.
Pratham: Kyon?
Sujal: Chalne phirne ki haalat me nahin hoga naa. Vaise bhi, Anu ke sandals ki heel baut pointed hoti hai.
Sujal: Dekh Piysh! Tu jaanta hai ki mujhe apni cheezein share karne ki aadat nahin hai. Chu-chap mera hair-gel lauta de varna..........
Piyush: Arre par maine li hi nahin jab!
Sujal: Mujhe jhooth se sakht nafrat hai Piyush.
Rajeev (In his mind): Arre yaar! Yahin pe to giri thi Aamna ki photo jispe I LOVE YOU likha tha.....Uff oh! Kahan gayi! Kisi ke haath lag gayi to mediya me bawal khada ho jayega...........Oh God!!!!!!!!!Aaj ka din hi kharaab hai
Rajeev: Aamna! mai driving to achi hi karta hoon par Auto me kaisa lag raha hai?
Aamna: Nice! Very nice! Good going Rajeev! Vaise agar kabhi tumhe acting drop karni padi to tumhaare paas Backup Professions ki kami to nahin hogi na. Jaise - Cooking, Auto-Rickshaw Driver, Producer, Director, Adventure-Sports Trainer, Writer etc.
Rajeev: He! He! He! Very Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aamna: Rajeev! Kya hua! Ekta ne is maheene ki payment nahin ki kya?
Rajeev: Aise koi baat nahin hai Aamna.
Aamna: To tum itne udaas kyon ho Raj?
Rajeev: Aamna! Ekta ne mujhe Kkusum me Doc ka role offer kiya hai. Isi vajah se mai depression me hoon. Vo aise kaise mujhe koi bhi stupid sa role offer kar deti hai. Dimaag hai ki nahin usme?
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I hope you guys like it this time also. Do post your comments along with which is your favourite one and why.
Also this time I want u all to display one REQUEST PICTURE each for which you want me to write some humerous dialogues.
Eagerly waiting for your response
Yours lovingly
GARIMA
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