PaRo deserve a cake after what they did !

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Posted: 5 years ago
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Oops.... I mean Kick not Cake !!! 🤣


Bonus - Slap on their faces • Thrown out of the house • Stay without clothes (Shit that will become advantage for both) • No food • Make a tent on footpath and stay there • PaRo account blocked •


Super Bonus - Getting beaten for up for illegally making tent on footpath. 🤣


Any more ideas..... 💁‍♀️

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Posted: 5 years ago
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Sinve u and me r on the same spree tdy..trolling for fun! Lets do one thing! Imagine this news gets leaked in media..and mahila morchan comes to protest against taklu..what would be their slogans? Suggest some!

I came across 1 on twitter and rest i have created-

1) ek do teen char..nareen sippy ki hahakar!

2) aasman mai rehta hain chand..aur taklu ne kiya hai yeh kaand

3) taklu ke kaand ki vajan se aa raha hai siooys ko rona....

Par kya kare blame to daalna hain on our sona!

No chappals and tomatoes pls!!🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago
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Originally posted by: Shanayass

Sinve u and me r on the same spree tdy..trolling for fun! Lets do one thing! Imagine this news gets leaked in media..and mahila morchan comes to protest against taklu..what would be their slogans? Suggest some!

I came across 1 on twitter and rest i have created-

1) ek do teen char..nareen sippy ki hahakar!

2) aasman mai rehta hain chand..aur taklu ne kiya hai yeh kaand

3) taklu ke kaand ki vajan se aa raha hai siooys ko rona....

Par kya kare blame to daalna hain on our sona!

No chappals and tomatoes pls!!🤣🤣🤣


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Now my turn -


• Sarpe juwe rahenge itne baal nahi par jo affair saalo pehle kiya ussi ka khayal nahi.


• Idhar Udhar jaate drama batatein character ka certificate banate lekin khudke character pe aaye sab toh janaab ko Sonakshi ki family ki galti yaad hai aatein


• Ilzaam daalkar muh kaala kar bhag gaya trippy trippy

Aur kaun aur kaun hamara taklu Naren Sippy


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago
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Originally posted by: Neonholic


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Now my turn -


• Sarpe juwe rahenge itne baal nahi par jo affair saalo pehle kiya ussi ka khayal nahi.


• Idhar Udhar jaate drama batatein character ka certificate banate lekin khudke character pe aaye sab toh janaab ko Sonakshi ki family ki galti yaad hai aatein


• Ilzaam daalkar muh kaala kar bhag gaya trippy trippy

Aur kaun aur kaun hamara taklu Naren Sippy


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lets add more:

1)"Apne khudke nakhun katne se lagta hain inko darr

Par apne affair ke liye sona par dalenge ilzaam balti bhar"

2) "constipated expression wala insaan nareen hain..nahi hain koi duja!

Inko lagta hain sona ki galti hain..that he is baap of puja!"

3) "suman ne bata diya veena ko raaz about that raat

Arre wahi..ki taklu ne kari thi gandi baat!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

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Posted: 5 years ago
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I love the naare baazi going on here... 🤣🤣

Shanuuu and neon.. You guys are.. 🤣🤣🤣

Meri ore se yeh ek.. 😆😆


Aadha taklu aadhe baal... Laal bandar uska naya naam.. Apni bahu ko deta sanskar pe gyaan aur khud ke kaand RAM RAM... Apni giri huyi soch se bhi gira huya hai yeh insaan.. Naren sippy taklya hai iska poora naam...


I have one more..

Jis raat ko raaz rakhne ke liye bp humesha high rehti thi.. Ussi raat ka pardaphaash kiya suman rastogi ne... Abhi bhi ilzaam apni bahu pe daalengey aur kahengey actress hai isiliye yeh bahar aaya... Uch koti ke sant yeh thehere... Sirf yehi hain sache baaki sirf moh maaya se kheeche chale aate... Yeh hai humare pyaare sona ke sasur one and only Naren Asur..!!

Edited by sohit-mishbir - 5 years ago
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Posted: 5 years ago
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1) Sona be like: "official sr par to tha dr. surgeon ko sona..

Aur ab jab bhi baat karte hain sr ki..ghar main ho jaata hain rona dhona"

2) "veena ka man kiya noch lu naren ke bache hue haal

Fir usko yaad aaya about his bp..kahi kharab na ho jaaye uska haal-chaal"

3) "taklu hain gynac only by his naam

Ghar bethkar karta hain purre dinn aaram

Apni bahu ki chugli karna hain uska kaam

Taklu ko ek takli milli thi kuch saalo pehle on a shaam!"

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Posted: 5 years ago
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Originally posted by: sohit-mishbir

I love the naare baazi going on here... 🤣🤣

Shanuuu and neon.. You guys are.. 🤣🤣🤣

Meri ore se yeh ek.. 😆😆


Aadha taklu aadhe baal... Laal bandar uska naya naam.. Apni bahu ko deta sanskar pe gyaan aur khud ke kaand RAM RAM... Apni giri huyi soch se bhi gira huya hai yeh insaan.. Naren sippy taklya hai iska poora naam...


I have one more..

Jis raat ko raaz rakhne ke liye bp humesha high rehti thi.. Ussi raat ka pardaphaash kiya suman rastogi ne... Abhi bhi ilzaam apni bahu pe daalengey aur kahengey actress hai isiliye yeh bahar aaya... Uch koti ke sant yeh thehere... Sirf yehi hain sache baaki sirf moh maaya se kheeche chale aate... Yeh hai humare pyaare sona ke sasur one and only Naren Asur..!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 5 years ago
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Originally posted by: Shanayass

1) Sona be like: "official sr par to tha dr. surgeon ko sona..

Aur ab jab bhi baat karte hain sr ki..ghar main ho jaata hain rona dhona"

2) "veena ka man kiya noch lu naren ke bache hue haal

Fir usko yaad aaya about his bp..kahi kharab na ho jaaye uska haal-chaal"

3) "taklu hain gynac only by his naam

Ghar bethkar karta hain purre dinn aaram

Apni bahu ki chugli karna hain uska kaam

Taklu ko ek takli milli thi kuch saalo pehle on a shaam!"

I am sooo loving this thread... ❤️🤣


Uff all these are sooo damn awesome... 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

First one got me really hard laughing... 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago
#9

Originally posted by: sohit-mishbir

I love the naare baazi going on here... 🤣🤣

Shanuuu and neon.. You guys are.. 🤣🤣🤣

Meri ore se yeh ek.. 😆😆


Aadha taklu aadhe baal... Laal bandar uska naya naam.. Apni bahu ko deta sanskar pe gyaan aur khud ke kaand RAM RAM... Apni giri huyi soch se bhi gira huya hai yeh insaan.. Naren sippy taklya hai iska poora naam...


I have one more..

Jis raat ko raaz rakhne ke liye bp humesha high rehti thi.. Ussi raat ka pardaphaash kiya suman rastogi ne... Abhi bhi ilzaam apni bahu pe daalengey aur kahengey actress hai isiliye yeh bahar aaya... Uch koti ke sant yeh thehere... Sirf yehi hain sache baaki sirf moh maaya se kheeche chale aate... Yeh hai humare pyaare sona ke sasur one and only Naren Asur..!!



OMGGGGGG !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Posted: 5 years ago
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Originally posted by: sohit-mishbir

I am sooo loving this thread... ❤️🤣


Uff all these are sooo damn awesome... 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

First one got me really hard laughing... 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

i am gonna add more!!🤣🤣🤣

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