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I am not your son

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Take me to the 10th floor,' said Bob as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.

When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.'

'Why did you call me beta?' Bob. 'I am not your son.'

I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman.

😆..enjoy!

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Posted: 18 years ago
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but he's not wrong.. 😆


tfs.. 😳

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Posted: 18 years ago
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good one.😆 😆 😆 thanks for sharing

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