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Mallika

@marvelous.malks

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Posted: 17 years ago

#11

LOL.. happy tell a joke day!

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sonu4ever

@sonu4ever

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Posted: 17 years ago

#12

Happy Tell a joke day guz 😃

I loved ur jokes Hip pop and Ramas 😳 😆😆 👏

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Huzaifa Kaderbhai

@kothra

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Posted: 17 years ago

#13

Happy tell a Joke day😃..Kya baat hai i never knew we have such days also😉

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simran1285

@simran1285

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Posted: 17 years ago

#14

Ok this is one of my favorites and Happy Tell a Joke Day😛

Ek dukhi aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui

dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai😆

Translation ( I will try my best)

A disheartened man just after cremeting his wife is walking home, when suddenly it starts lighting, thundering and pouring the

disheartened man says: looks like she made it!

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Bhaskar

@Bhaskar.T

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Posted: 17 years ago

#15

Originally posted by: simran1285
Ok this is one of my favorites and Happy Tell a Joke Day😛

Sab biwiya na tumhe pitengi simran. 😆

Thanks Aji for the topic. Maybe we all would get some laugh and feel nice. Come now everyone. Do add yours too.

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ramas

@ramas

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Posted: 17 years ago

#16

few more just for fun & laughs😆😆

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled: "The Meaning of Dreams."

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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 am, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 pm, a foil wrapped, two-pound box of her favourite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!" .

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Once Mrs. Smith and Mrs. Green met during a party. After an hour talking and drinking Mrs. Smith told her friend, "They call my husband 'The Exorcist.'" With a great surprise Mrs. Green asked her, "Why?" She replied, "At every party we attend, he soon gets rid of all the spirits

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After her 90th Birthday, Marie found that shopping for Christmas gifts had become too difficult, so she decided to send checks to everyone instead. On each card she wrote, "Buy your own present," and she mailed them early. Marie enjoyed the usual flurry of family festivities. Only after Christmas did she get around to clearing off her cluttered desk. Under a stack of papers, she was horrified to find the gift checks, which she had forgotten to enclose.

Edited by ramas - 17 years ago

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simran1285

@simran1285

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Posted: 17 years ago

#17

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

Sab biwiya na tumhe pitengi simran. 😆

Thanks Aji for the topic. Maybe we all would get some laugh and feel nice. Come now everyone. Do add yours too.

😆😆 Thank God Bhaskar Ji abhi tak toh koi belan leke nahi aaya, but if someone does I will happily tell them that this was your joke and I was just a Bakri😆

but yes Thank you for the topic!!😛 I will add more if I remember them😳

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Jasmeen Rangi

@bastereliye

Dazzler

Posted: 17 years ago

#18

16 August is Tell a Joke day??? lol!!! it's also Rakshabandhan 😛 what a coincidence!!!

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Atia Turkmani

@afg_chick

Explorer

Posted: 17 years ago

#19

some really funny jokes LOL

Edited by afg_chick - 17 years ago

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Samon

@Khobsurat_11

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Posted: 17 years ago

#20

Originally posted by: hip-hop

okies here r sum jokes by me hope u like them

Girls college mein strike thi,

ladke bhi unke saath the,

ladkiyon ne naara lagaya -Humari maange

peeche se awaaz ayee -Sindoor se bharo!

why were Adam and Eve so happy?

coz neither og them had in-laws!

what is the definition of bravery ?

A man with a bad case of diarrhea taking a chance with huge fart.

Dad-Where r u going ,Jog?

son -I am going fishing .

Dad -but wat about skool ?

Son-There! I knew i'd forgotten smthng !

Son-When i am a grown up ,

evrybdy will be scared of me

Mother-- wat will u be a boxer or a wrestler?

Son - ?No , i am gonna be a dentist!

There r only two men in the world tht understand women .one is dead n other is crazy!

Rahul- I heard they now make bread out of potatoes

Dev- thts nothing.women can make monkeys out of men !

Mike 2 frnd:I kept sending my girlfrnd luv letters everday for three years then she married the postman!

For yrs now she's been planning a runaway marriage with her boy frnd but every time they plans ,he run away!

Women r unpredictable... Before marriage she expects a man after marriage ...she suspects him and after death respects him!

raj -- will u luv me wen am old

pinky --yea

raj will u luv me when i am poor ?

pinky --yes

raj --luv me in wheelchair?

pinky --yup

raj --will u marry me ?

pinky --noooooo way

raj --why?

pinky --u hav a horrible future

kid - i want to marry grand mom

dad - what? u wanna marry my mom!stupid

kid -why not ? u hav married my mom!?

I heard ur husband smokes after meals is it ?

ya after hius meal ,my meal and everybdys meal!.

why did the silly kid stand on his head ? coz his feet were tired!

Father: hw r ur Grades,son?

Son :under water ,dad.

Father :underwater wat do u mean?

Son : they r below c level!

Wife : today is our annivesary,wat should we do

Husband : let us stand in silence for 2 min!.

born kid : mobile is there ,nurse?

Nurse :wat u will do ?

kid: i hav to give miss call to god tht i hav born safely

😳hope u like them 😳

i loved ur jokes, so awesom i was like laughing the whole time

and i loved all the other jokes also

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