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Me_Anonymous

@Me_Anonymous

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

Hello Everyone!

First of all Happy Independence Day to both Pakistanis & Indians living around the world. And isn't it Raksha Bandhan Day today? Well Happy Raksha Bandhan Day to all the Bhais and Behens!

Coming back to the original post now (thank god all the greetings only took 2 sentences of the whole post! hehe). It's

We all share jokes with people around us in everyday lives; how about sharing them globally this time (by globally I mean on India-Forums not the "other-acutal-globe"😛).

Let's celebrate this day by sharing some of the funniest jokes we have heard so far and making others laugh-out-loud. It would be quite funny if someone really does fall off his/her chair after reading some of the jokes here😆.

Handing over to all you funny people out there, let us share the funniest jokes ever😛!

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226079

Hibernated

Posted: 17 years ago

Never knew there was 'Tell A Joke Day' aswell!!! Anyways.. Happy Tell A Joke to everyone!!!!! And will be back to edit my post and crack some jokes!!😆

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Annie

@Annie4Juhi

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

Hi i too dont know there is "Tell A Joke Day"any ways Happy tell a joke day to everyone i will come back to edit my post

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*Eva*

@*Eva*

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

LOL! Happy TAJ Day to All! 😆

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Just call me Chhilt :)

@chhilt

Rocker

Posted: 17 years ago

happy tell a joke day!

*Reserved*

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ramas

@ramas

Alumni

+ 5

Posted: 17 years ago

Happy tell a joke day.

Have fun with these Jokes😆😆

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.

Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever

come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already.

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Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"

Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."

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Mahi

@-Superstar-

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 17 years ago

lol..happy tell a joke day

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Mahi

@WildGloss

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 17 years ago

Haha, ramas! Nice ones. =))

Happy tell a joke day everyone, will be back 😆

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Batameez.

@Batameez.

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 17 years ago

okies here r sum jokes by me hope u like them

Girls college mein strike thi,

ladke bhi unke saath the,

ladkiyon ne naara lagaya -Humari maange

peeche se awaaz ayee -Sindoor se bharo!

why were Adam and Eve so happy?

coz neither og them had in-laws!

what is the definition of bravery ?

A man with a bad case of diarrhea taking a chance with huge fart.

Dad-Where r u going ,Jog?

son -I am going fishing .

Dad -but wat about skool ?

Son-There! I knew i'd forgotten smthng !

Son-When i am a grown up ,

evrybdy will be scared of me

Mother-- wat will u be a boxer or a wrestler?

Son - ?No , i am gonna be a dentist!

There r only two men in the world tht understand women .one is dead n other is crazy!

Rahul- I heard they now make bread out of potatoes

Dev- thts nothing.women can make monkeys out of men !

Mike 2 frnd:I kept sending my girlfrnd luv letters everday for three years then she married the postman!

For yrs now she's been planning a runaway marriage with her boy frnd but every time they plans ,he run away!

Women r unpredictable... Before marriage she expects a man after marriage ...she suspects him and after death respects him!

raj -- will u luv me wen am old

pinky --yea

raj will u luv me when i am poor ?

pinky --yes

raj --luv me in wheelchair?

pinky --yup

raj --will u marry me ?

pinky --noooooo way

raj --why?

pinky --u hav a horrible future

kid - i want to marry grand mom

dad - what? u wanna marry my mom!stupid

kid -why not ? u hav married my mom!?

I heard ur husband smokes after meals is it ?

ya after hius meal ,my meal and everybdys meal!.

why did the silly kid stand on his head ? coz his feet were tired!

Father: hw r ur Grades,son?

Son :under water ,dad.

Father :underwater wat do u mean?

Son : they r below c level!

Wife : today is our annivesary,wat should we do

Husband : let us stand in silence for 2 min!.

born kid : mobile is there ,nurse?

Nurse :wat u will do ?

kid: i hav to give miss call to god tht i hav born safely

😳hope u like them 😳

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Minali The Great

@Guardian Angel

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#10

Originally posted by: ramas

Happy tell a joke day.

Have fun with these Jokes😆😆

😆 Good ones Di.!!!!😛

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