Jodha Akbar 214: The meltdown- Part 1:Mod note pg58

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sashashyam

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Posted: 11 years ago

#21

Thank you, my dear. I am always pleased and relieved when people get my jokes!

As for your hopes, I shall keep my fingers crossed for at least some of them to come true, though I fear that the kind of ardour you envisage will land Jalal back in the SKLL briarpatch!

Shyamala Aunty

Originally posted by: rpeez
Thanks for the awesome post Aunty!
I loved all the jokes. 😆

I have already started dreading the "Maha" Shukravaar. I definitely don't want to see another sobfest on a Friday, the holiest of all weekdays for the working class.😆

I just hope Shareefuddin or some other 16th century version of Ranjeeth abducts Jodha and puts her in a batcave, for a month, so that when finally Jalaal rescues her, she begs him to take her back to the palace. If not this, then I want Jalaal to woo his ice maiden with all his former aggression that we fondly remember, and make Jodha literally faint with all that ardour, and take her back to Agra on his horse, the way he had imagined it the first time he had seen her. That was one passionate scene!

Too much to ask you think?

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..Anusha..

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Posted: 11 years ago

#22

Originally posted by: sashashyam
Thank you, my dear. I am always pleased and relieved when people get my jokes!

As for your hopes, I shall keep my fingers crossed for at least some of them to come true, though I fear that the kind of ardour you envisage will land Jalal back in the SKLL briarpatch!

Shyamala Aunty

😆 stop it, both of you! ... Shyamala Akka! SKLL was due to Jalal's inebriated state... all other states of ardour will be welcome. Rani Sa is not a patthar dil.

and rpeez, Jo in a bat cave! ... for a month! 🤣 It would make great viewing and Jo is an animal lover so that's a win win.

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rpeez

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Posted: 11 years ago

#23

Originally posted by: sashashyam
Thank you, my dear. I am always pleased and relieved when people get my jokes!

As for your hopes, I shall keep my fingers crossed for at least some of them to come true, though I fear that the kind of ardour you envisage will land Jalal back in the SKLL briarpatch!

Shyamala Aunty

She dare say SKLL! I will flog her myself 😆

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Ashwini

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Posted: 11 years ago

#24

DO you all really think that Jalal will woo her or be aggressive like the suicide attempt or other time, when he said, "mauka bhi hain, dastoor bhi"😔. I really wish, he goes back to his old self and makes Jo come running behind him. He will be crying buckets and infact go on his knees this time again in reality and get her back. If at all, we get an angry young man back, then I will forgive him for all his earlier majnu acts.

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rpeez

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Posted: 11 years ago

#25

Originally posted by: PadBear

😆 stop it, both of you! ... Shyamala Akka! SKLL was due to Jalal's inebriated state... all other states of ardour will be welcome. Rani Sa is not a patthar dil.

and rpeez, Jo in a bat cave! ... for a month! 🤣 It would make great viewing and Jo is an animal lover so that's a win win.

Oh yes, she might do aartis and give the blessings to them, along with prasads as well. In fact it's rumoured, her stay with them made them so pavitra, that they revered her, and in the upcoming Batman Vs. Superman movie, they'll show Ben Affleck asking for her ashirvad (from one of her portraits) before going out for the night. 😆

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rpeez

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Posted: 11 years ago

#26

Originally posted by: aashyagh
DO you all really think that Jalal will woo her or be aggressive like the suicide attempt or other time, when he said, "mauka bhi hain, dastoor bhi"😔. I really wish, he goes back to his old self and makes Jo come running behind him. He will be crying buckets and infact go on his knees this time again in reality and get her back. If at all, we get an angry young man back, then I will forgive him for all his earlier majnu acts.

Me too. I don't like this Jalaal. Please, give him an electric shock or something.

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Spacexplorer

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Posted: 11 years ago

#27

really liked reading your post aunty😃 nd loved d jokes too😆😛... nd thanks 4 d pm😊

i m gonna vent a bit over here so beware😉

i really miss dat old jalal who could put d whole court under a silencing spell with just one sharp look... i really loved 😳amer track wala jalal who was witty, sharp, naughty nd firm on his beliefs...

but now d old jalal is lost with his smirks, sharpness nd wit... d one who upholded d majestic aura of shehanshah-e-hind... nowadays gets attacked, back stabbed den somehow saved but after d whole drama d conspirators r forgotten... dere seems no fear of jalaluddin in d hearts of d conspirators nd enemies anymore😳... his whole ministery seems like a troop full of people with brains of a troll🥱..

yesterdays epi was a treat 2 watch 4 me as long as it showed jalals convo wid jodha-lisa... d pts which he dished out 2 her potrait were valid ones👏... i was a bit surprised dat cvs r putting sense in jalals guilt ridden dialogues in front of d potrait...

i am fine wid jo oing out of d pagalkhana just 4 d sake of her sanity but mostly ours... i sympathasise wid her, feel 4 her helplessness, understand her anger but cant help but be a bit dissappointed wid her... she can see nd feel d probs of d whole awaam if not d whole paagalkhana, but cant she sense d pain in her hubbys tirade... she should have seen dat d whole ruthless rapid-fire which jalal prepared 4 her was bcoz of his intense love, pain, helplessness nd agony... he would have placed his sword on her neck d moment ma came 2 complain about her had he not loved her... but he trusted her till d last moment but after stewing in dis fire 4 days, did he confront her...i dont blame her 4 leaving 4 she must have been hurted due 2 d doubt on her character nd all but she should not have brought out dis whole vivah-vachans in mid of it...

i m okay wid salimas tirade 2 a great extent as along wid it being an advice 2 jallu, it was an eye-opener 4 ruku baby too... but dere were many loopholes in HBs tirade... okay she was hurt dat her daughter was gone but as a marium-e-makani shouldnt she atleast get 2 d root cause of d mu... she came so suddenly nd gave him a thorough lashing... she told him dat even devil cant doubt jo but wasnt she d one who doubted jo in d fake pregnancy track when jallu was d one who stood up 4 her albiet wid d help of salima... so is she inituating dat bharmal nd she herself rworse dan dose devils😲.. as a mother she should have consoled him rather dan blasting him... if she wants a son love from jalal den she should atleast stand beside him in his bad time... she can show her distaste with his decision, scold him as his mother but should definitely console him nd hear him out too😔..

i fail 2 understand d poignancy of some recent tracks... after BADAL-KAJRI track ( which was my most favourite 😳due 2 sheer balance of both d characters in it), cvs have failed our expections 4 over a month🤢... i mean wht significant has happened since mid feb ----

1. ruku jealousy track- which was a complete screech fest,

2.- jashn attack- culprit (mali ) has been 4gotten nd a suspect (suja) has been chased 4 so long,

3. suja mu- d main reason was jalals safety behind d whole secrecy... now just one sentence dat from jallu 2 atgah (0 efficiency) nd adham (another duffer) 2 find d conspirator in front of shariffu- d conspirator himself

CVs killed bairam khan on d right time so even now we r intrigued by dat character.. but adham , ma r streched 2 a point where dey dont give any typical villain wala feeling... 🥱

even Adhams death is khichofied over here... dey take 1 step 4ward den pause....

they r dragging d tracks so much dat d essence is lost in d journey...

i wish dey would bring back d old sharp nd witty jalal who was an amazing tacktician, jodha in d kajri avatar who was so elegant, intelligent, supportive nd graceful, nd d Navratnas so dat jalal can have some decent ministers in his team...

fingers crossed 4 jalal-shaguni bai confrontation today... after mainawatis hyper confrontation, a date wid shaguni bai will be icing on d top 4 jalal😉 she is going 2 scare him badly 4 sure😆

i am Extremely sorry 😳4 d Long VENTING dat i did in ur thread😆... d bulls**t dat i have written above was running in my mind 4 a long time nd i couldnt help myself n poured it out over here..

feel free 2 throw some mentos (dimag ki batti jala de one) on me not rotten tomatoes plzzz😉

Edited by dodoneha - 11 years ago

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..Anusha..

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Posted: 11 years ago

#28

Originally posted by: rpeez

Oh yes, she might do aartis and give the blessings to them, along with prasads as well. In fact it's rumoured, her stay with them made them so pavitra, that they revered her, and in the upcoming Batman Vs. Superman movie, they'll show Ben Affleck asking for her ashirvad (from one of her portraits) before going out for the night. 😆

I always knew Rani Sa would be kaamyaab in any age and any century.

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PAPS71

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Posted: 11 years ago

#29

Awesome post... real funny... but again I have doubts... at this age Jalaal (REAL) was so busy to expand his kingdom... is it possible that he spent so much time on his begums & harem related matters... and that weepy tearful Jalaal (reel)!!!!... atfer all his is the greatest king of Indian history... I admit that this is a love story. ... but still... I want to see the true shahensa... 🤔