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Posted: 11 years ago
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Take 1:Magic pot

Put in a Rajvanshi and take out a Mughal 😉

When the bandhi lost no time in informing Jallu abt the Rajvanshi's pot jump ,how did Sujamal manage to put a Mughal into the pot and escape?❓

Answer: Once Jallu got the information that the Rajvanshi was hiding in the pot,he called an emergency Diwane-e-khas meeting...👍🏼He asked all his courtiers to vote on what be the best way to get the Rajvanshi out..The wise men of Agra voted to pour hot water on the pot⭐️⭐️...Now you know why India's biggest pagalkhana is in Agra😉

While elections and debate were on in the Diwane-khas,Sujamal had his lunch,took a short nap,pounced on a hapless Mughal who was having his afternoon siesta🥱 and pushed him into the pot...This part was taken out in editing by the CVs.😈

Take 2:Here we go round the mulberry bush

This is a game that Sujamal played with Jodha when they were kids...He decides to play the game once more,for bachpan's sake...He meets Jodha,then goes all around the palace till he touches the pot and comes back to meet Jodha to say "Ab tumhari baari,Jodha". 😉But ,unfortunately Jallu has not played this game in his bachpan 😭.So the Rajvanshi is duly punished with "Maut ki sazaa" for playing Round the Mulberry bush with Jodha .😈...A new Mughal kanoon is made saying that anyone who plays"Round the mulberry bush" will be sentenced to rigorous imprisonment or death.Pleased with his new found intelligence ,Jallu goes to meet Jodha

Take 3:Just a minute

"Jodha begum,aap ne ek Rajvenashi ke saath merry go round khela" 😡aur jab hum aap se game khelna chaahthe the to aapne hume dhakka maara..Aaj hum aap ke saath game khelkar rahenge...🤪The first game is "just a minute".(JAM).The person who talks non stop, without even pausing for breath wins😲😲...If anyone pauses to breathe,then the other can interrupt...👍🏼 Jodha is happy,after all Jallu is always tongue tied in her presence..so she can win hands down Having fixed the rules of the game thus,Jallu starts..."Ya da Yada... Yada... "Jodha repeatedly tries to get a word in edgewise,but Jallu to JAM king hai...Jo is not match for Jallu and loses round 1

Take 4: 20 questions

Now Jallu is thrilled.🥳.He decides to play another game-20 questions ...As per the rule of 20 Q,Jodha has to answer only in Yes or No. If Jallu cannot guess the personality after each Q,he breaks a table..If he guesses the person,she can break his head🤢...


Game starts:

"Kya aap us shaks ko jaanti hain"

Jodha"oc,"..Bang goes vase

"Kya aap use bachpan se jaanti hain"

Jodha:"oc,Dumbo,u think i met him here?😲We played "Round the mulberry bush together"

Jallu:Bas Jodha begum,sirf haa ya naa mein jawab chahiye...

Jodha:Sorry,sorry🤪

Jallu:Kya aap usse mohabbat karti hain?

Jodha:"Haan...ab aapke teen sawaal khatam ho gaye..batao mein kiske baare mein baat kar rahi hoon..."

BANG BANG..goes table


and Jodha wins...👏👏


Take 5:Aisa cone kaun banaye?

As usual the promo was the best part..Hats off to the CVs for keeping us on tenterhooks like this😆😆

Jallu gets information,that the Rajvanshi has escaped(at least that's what i understood😊).The Rajvanshi has killed some 40-50 Mughals and painstakingly piled their bodies one on top of another in the shape of a perfect cone...100/100 in Mathematics and physics for the Rajvanshi.👍🏼..aise banta hai cone ka model ⭐️⭐️...Pleased with the pretty black cone he has made,the Rajvanshi goes off(to play round the Mulberry bush with Jodha again,i suspect)😉...we'll see what happens in the next episode




Btw,if u have access,plz rewind and watch the promo..Don't miss the guard standing next to the horse oblivious to all the goings on,as Jallu enters the black mountain room...Ghode ne blinders pehne the ya guard ne 😉I think the guard was there tending to his horse all the while when the Rajvanshi was building his black mountain 😆😆😆... What say😉

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fatma201 thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hilarious.

I dont understand why Sujamal had to meet Jodha the second time.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why Sujamal needed to go tell Jodha again that he is going?! What did he do the first time? Did he think Jodha might have thought he is going to tend to BB?!!!

After doing palace chakkar he goes to meet Jodha, takes the silly vachan again and then gets captured by Jalal

Why not spare us and had him captured the first time Jalal came in with a sword (and shouting from very far so Suj can escape that time!)

There are half a dozen ways Jodha could have told truth to Jalal without breaking her vachans!

How about she feels sisterly love for the man?! Just an example

But then how else CVs could have got Jalal roar, thump his chest, pull Jodha's hair, push her, give her dhakka and then throw stuff all around and also bloody his hand??!

So that Jodha can kiss it?!


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: MaddyO

🤣

Why Sujamal needed to go tell Jodha again that he is going?! What did he do the first time? Did he think Jodha might have thought he is going to tend to BB?!!!🤣🤣...Exactly,as far as I know from the time Sujamal entered the scene,every meeting he has been telling Jodha that he is leaving and has come to say goodbye...but Pronto,he is there again...🤣🤣


After doing palace chakkar he goes to meet Jodha, takes the silly vachan again and then gets captured by Jalal

Why not spare us and had him captured the first time Jalal came in with a sword (and shouting from very far so Suj can escape that time!) 😆😆.😆😆..Exactly,I think that's why Sujamal thought he was safe with Jodha...he must have thought that if the shehenshah enters, he will anyway cry himself hoarse...Tab tak main bach nikloonga 😆😆

There are half a dozen ways Jodha could have told truth to Jalal without breaking her vachans!

How about she feels sisterly love for the man?! Just an example

But then how else CVs could have got Jalal roar, thump his chest, pull Jodha's hair, push her, give her dhakka and then throw stuff all around and also bloody his hand??!

This part was the best,esp where he shook his whole body and finally blood spilt onto the wall....😆😆omg,somebody drill some sense into those CVs

So that Jodha can kiss it?!



Thank you for your repsonse 😃
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: rock&roll

Take 5:Aisa cone kaun banaye?

As usual the promo was the best part..Hats off to the CVs for keeping us on tenterhooks like this😆😆

Jallu gets information,that the Rajvanshi has escaped(at least that's what i understood😊).The Rajvanshi has killed some 40-50 Mughals and painstakingly piled their bodies one on top of another in the shape of a perfect cone...100/100 in Mathematics and physics for the Rajvanshi.👍🏼..aise banta hai cone ka model ⭐️⭐️...Pleased with the pretty black cone he has made,the Rajvanshi goes off(to play round the Mulberry bush with Jodha again,i suspect)😉...we'll see what happens in the next episode

Btw,if u have access,plz rewind and watch the promo..Don't miss the guard standing next to the horse oblivious to all the goings on,as Jallu enters the black mountain room...Ghode ne blinders pehne the ya guard ne 😉I think the guard was there tending to his horse all the while when the Rajvanshi was building his black mountain 😆😆😆... What say😉

This alone deserves a special mention 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I was "vivash' in seeing our Lion King - Jalal roaring, 😆

But, you saw everything else other than the angry Lion and made 5 takes out of it 🤣

Yes.. i also saw that black pyramid and a horse being tended to by a soldier.😲 - I thot to be the mistake of my eyes ..🤓

Anyway, that dead-soldiers pyramid immediately reminded of how Jalal did in Amer to the rajvanshi soldiers ... so, tit for tat hogayaa 👏

BTW, have to really admit... how do our CVs carefully stack up soldiers like that or is it just a multimedia magic - like they are usually doing when Jalal talks to his "awaam" from the fort.

Viji
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Oh my Oh my hilarious..Reading your post made my day. all my tensions gone..:):)

Hats off. Keep up the good work...
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Posted: 11 years ago
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You took my title suggestion! Nice!
Hillarious indeed.
Loved it! The first scene and the cone -reality check to Jallu the magic of a single handed Rajvanshi!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: rock&roll

Take 1:Magic pot

Put in a Rajvanshi and take out a Mughal 😉

When the bandhi lost no time in informing Jallu abt the Rajvanshi's pot jump ,how did Sujamal manage to put a Mughal into the pot and escape?❓

Answer: Once Jallu got the information that the Rajvanshi was hiding in the pot,he called an emergency Diwane-e-khas meeting...👍🏼He asked all his courtiers to vote on what be the best way to get the Rajvanshi out..The wise men of Agra voted to pour hot water on the pot⭐️⭐️...Now you know why India's biggest pagalkhana is in Agra😉 Definitely

While elections and debate were on in the Diwane-khas,Sujamal had his lunch,took a short nap,pounced on a hapless Mughal who was having his afternoon siesta🥱 and pushed him into the pot...This part was taken out in editing by the CVs.😈Bad CV's. Totally took out the chance to prove Sujamal's great intelligence😆. Their idea of suspense is 🤪.

Take 2:Here we go round the mulberry bush

This is a game that Sujamal played with Jodha when they were kids...He decides to play the game once more,for bachpan's sake...He meets Jodha,then goes all around the palace till he touches the pot and comes back to meet Jodha to say "Ab tumhari baari,Jodha". 😉But ,unfortunately Jallu has not played this game in his bachpan 😭.So the Rajvanshi is duly punished with "Maut ki sazaa" for playing Round the Mulberry bush with Jodha .😈...A new Mughal kanoon is made saying that anyone who plays"Round the mulberry bush" will be sentenced to rigorous imprisonment or death.Pleased with his new found intelligence ,Jallu goes to meet Jodha Then the punishment should be given to Jalal-Jodha first and foremost 😃. They are playing "Round the mulberry bush" in their relationship from the start 😡. Maybe you can come up with some punishment for these two buddhus 😉.


Take 3:Just a minute

"Jodha begum,aap ne ek Rajvenashi ke saath merry go round khela" 😡aur jab hum aap se game khelna chaahthe the to aapne hume dhakka maara..Aaj hum aap ke saath game khelkar rahenge...🤪The first game is "just a minute".(JAM).The person who talks non stop, without even pausing for breath wins😲😲...If anyone pauses to breathe,then the other can interrupt...👍🏼 Jodha is happy,after all Jallu is always tongue tied in her presence..so she can win hands down Having fixed the rules of the game thus,Jallu starts..."Ya da Yada... Yada... "Jodha repeatedly tries to get a word in edgewise,but Jallu to JAM king hai...Jo is not match for Jallu and loses round 1

Totally unfair 😭. CV's ne cheat kiya hai. If he had said at that start that the topic for JAM is Jodha herself then even she would have known that Jalal is gonna win 😉. Any subject related to Jodha, Jalal wins. Period. His brain starts to overdrive and excel itself with matters related to her 🤣.

Take 4: 20 questions

Now Jallu is thrilled.🥳.He decides to play another game-20 questions ...As per the rule of 20 Q,Jodha has to answer only in Yes or No. If Jallu cannot guess the personality after each Q,he breaks a table..If he guesses the person,she can break his head🤢...

Game starts:

"Kya aap us shaks ko jaanti hain"

Jodha"oc,"..Bang goes vase

"Kya aap use bachpan se jaanti hain"

Jodha:"oc,Dumbo,u think i met him here?😲We played "Round the mulberry bush together"

Jallu:Bas Jodha begum,sirf haa ya naa mein jawab chahiye...

Jodha:Sorry,sorry🤪

Jallu:Kya aap usse mohabbat karti hain?

Jodha:"Haan...ab aapke teen sawaal khatam ho gaya..batao mein kiske baare mein baat kar rahi hoon..."

BANG BANG..goes table

and Jodha wins...👏👏

Hey the game is for 20 questions rite?? why stop with three? seee cheaters 🤪

Take 5:Aisa cone kaun banaye?

As usual the promo was the best part..Hats off to the CVs for keeping us on tenterhooks like this😆😆

Jallu gets information,that the Rajvanshi has escaped(at least that's what i understood😊).The Rajvanshi has killed some 40-50 Mughals and painstakingly piled their bodies one on top of another in the shape of a perfect cone...100/100 in Mathematics and physics for the Rajvanshi.👍🏼..aise banta hai cone ka model ⭐️⭐️...Pleased with the pretty black cone he has made,the Rajvanshi goes off(to play round the Mulberry bush with Jodha again,i suspect)😉...we'll see what happens in the next episode

God usually people don't appreciate other's (Sujamal) skills at all but you Anitha are a gem. Sujamal was sooo busy but did not forget his space management lessons (took from may be Jalal himself). I wonder which took longer - killing them or piling them up in a perfect cone ❓.

Btw,if u have access,plz rewind and watch the promo..Don't miss the guard standing next to the horse oblivious to all the goings on,as Jallu enters the black mountain room...Ghode ne blinders pehne the ya guard ne 😉I think the guard was there tending to his horse all the while when the Rajvanshi was building his black mountain 😆😆😆... What say😉

He was following his job description -tending to the horse 😆. Its not his fault. Whoo tho wafadar hai Jalal ki..😃😃 kuch bhi ho apne kaam se batakta nahi hai..😉

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Now with all this drama whatbb gone to labour🤣🤪

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