JA serial - a set of caricatures! - Page 6

Originally posted by: Clumsy_Wings

lashy some body from the spoiler department had told me that there would be a lot of realization, confrontation, misunderstanding and exciting upcoming sequences coming for JA fans.There have been a lot of confrontation and misunderstanding. The new spoiler is very true b/c we have seen a lot of track lead to Jalal realize the depth of his feeling that his denying. I think this track for him to solidify what Hakim was saying was true.The realization spoiler is very true. At least Panda will be gone. Rejoice , and be happy.

Originally posted by: lashy

Jalal - Anyone has any woman related problems? Then, come hither!

If child marriage is an issue in the the kingdom, I will divorce my first wife to prove a point.

Any other ablaa naaris and vishkanya-accused ladies in Kingdom, I will marry you to give you protection - because as it stands, I don't have enough wife issues in the harem and plenty of hair on my head!

BUT...and a very very Big but...Just make sure you can maalish well because, I love tarah tarah ke tel maalish! 😛

Bulna mat, bina tail wala malish, tail ke sath to koyi be malish karte, hamare Begum hone wali tou toda alag hona chahiye, isliye bina tail wala malish pura siddath sa abyash ke ji ye, thaki me aapse shadi kar saku

And oh yes - everyday anthem - Hamaare pass dil nahi hai

CLIMAX - Dath Teri...I have 4 pairs and 6 pairs of eyes, but I know not of the shit storm that is about to hit me from all directions...

Jodha - Krishna Rama Meera Ambe Maaa...please help me solve this eternal mystery of why I'm so jealous of Ben.. Please rakshaa my shehenshah...please make me a better Nancy Drew...please advice me how I should NOT confront the culprits with all proof and rather use better means to solve these endless Agra mysteries because Atgah Khan only knows to nod his head! Please advice if I should give the Shehenshah one whack on his head...in Amer, Dadisa used to say that doing so with a belan generally helps bring back the upstairs property...maybe, I should try it on the shehenshah too,...Chaahe iske liye shehenshah hamaare praan bhi na le le!😭

And oh yes - everyday anthem - Chaahe hi ham Shehenshah ko pati nahi maante, unke liye vrat rakhenge, unki flirtatious vyawahaar se jalenge , aur ham unhe kuch hone nahi denge!😭

CLIMAX - I wanted to keep him away from this female ...and shehenshah is agreeing to this wedding...Lord Shiva, I am utterly utterly disappointed ...will have to try a new deity now...😭

aise kaise manlengi Bhagvan sivaji? without even providing him with some food and clothing, that too on his shadi ka din? Parvathi kya sochongi unke bare me jab uske pata chalega, shiv ka bhakth mufth me hi kaam chalana chahtihe? So Jodha Begum, if yopu really want Bhagvan Shivji's blessings to save your Sindoor (if he can save it even without saving jalal, its OK) please give him some prasad😉😉😉

Benazir - Hamein ... wheezing... aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing... dasna... wheezing... hai!

Hamein ... wheezing... aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing...dasna ... wheezing...hai!

Everyday anthem - Hamein ... wheezing.. aaj... wheezing... shehenshah... hissing... ko... wheezing... dasnaa... wheezing...hai!

CLIMAX - arre I was making plans to run away from Agra, shehenshah ko sahi salaamat chodkar...then, why is Ruqaiyya Begum stopping me and getting me married to her husband? 😆

Ruqaiyya - I rule your mind shehenshah, because currently I have none...bachon...this is what happens with excessive opium consumption...anyway, lemme tick my checklist -

Dimaag hukumat line

Hukkah

Audha line

Jodha taunting

Jalal taunting

Mallia-e-Hind

Jalal Jodha taunting

Audha line (just making doubly sure!)

Everyday anthem - refer to the above list

CLIMAX - Damn! I was about to get my husband married again...but went horribly wrong with the choice this time around...better double check before I do something so hasty next time...or I'll be in serious risk of losing my title!

I was thinking that just arranging Jalal's marriage with Ben, I will shove Jodha Begum from Agra but it is now reversed on me only, now that i will have to bear both Jodha and Ben😭

Originally posted by: lashy

btw, is your name Bobby?😳

Originally posted by: --Janvie--

Shraddha di The Jalal Tel maalish and Dil nahi hai are the Best.🤣
Not to forget Jodha has to find another diety now.😭 😆
Love you for such light posts.🤗

Originally posted by: Bobby13

No Lashy, that is my nick name. My real name is Vani.

Originally posted by: mandyg

Kya yaar lashy ye kya ho raha why the nikaah with that leech!